Thursday, March 21, 2013

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! DERRON BLACK PRESSER PART DEUX!!! NOW HE SAYS HE'S RUNNING FOR KANSAS CITY MAYOR!!!



Kansas City has a new candidate for Mayor.

To wit. . .

WITH NEWFOUND FAME AFTER JUMPING ON STAGE DURING MAYOR SLY'S STATE OF THE CITY SPEECH - DERRON BLACK HAS OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED HIS CANDIDACY FOR MAYOR!!!

He says, "I finally came to the decision during the 24hrs when I was in jail."

Asked how he will fund his campaign, "I want to touch the hearts of the people."

AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS have already run the casennet search and come up with interesting stuff . . . Mr. Black acknowledges that he has made mistakes.

Developing . . .

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a winner.

Anonymous said...

Almost feel sorry for Mahoney to have to go and listen to that idiot. Kind of like covering Fred Phelps.

Anonymous said...

huge turnout at the press conference.

Anonymous said...

huge turnout at the press conference.

chuck said...

Why just settle for mayor.

The last presidential election, blacks voted 96% for Obama. Hell they would have voted for a black duck if it was running.

With Chris Matthews, CNN and the entirety of the media in the bag for ANY black candidate, Derron should run for president.

He has got to be as qualified.

If the guy EVER actually held a job in the private sector, he is more qualified than Barry.

DERRON FOR PRESIDENT!!

chuck said...

Carol Coe for Attorney General!!

chuck said...

Alonzo as Chief White House Spokesman!!

Because KC Deserves The Best said...

Under the "wary wary" important and well thought of Abdulla Mayorship.

MD Alam wants Gloria's old cube and parking space, and the same place in the hearts of the people of Kansas City.

He has already sworn off shoes in order to earn that special right.

(And he will be our US Senator in his spare time.)

chuck said...

Kyle James for Secretary of Labor!!

Kwame Kilpatrick said...

I should be the Attorney General.

Anonymous said...

fuck that im moving out can anyone say Kawamee....Kansas City will be the new Detroit...

Anonymous said...

kemit for city mgr.

Anonymous said...

KC IS THE NEW DETROIT!

Anonymous said...

Kemit might do a better job as City Manager. And no, that is not an endorsement of Kemit.

Anonymous said...

The MD Alam approved candidate.

Is he ALSO an Anti-Semite?

Anonymous said...

Rudy Hess died in prison, so Alam took who he could get. This one has seen the inside of a jail cell too.

Anonymous said...

Any one of you dirt bags can run for mayor.

chuck said...

This is the funniest video I have ever seen in my life, but I think instead of a video of 2 guys watching childbirth, it could be 2 guys watching Kansas City Politics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QjgtxwHpxtk

Anonymous said...

Dumbass should have run against Reed in the 3rd.

Anonymous said...

I do not think it is "official" until they file the paperwork with the Missouri Ethics Commission by forming a candidate campaign committee at this point. If any of these clowns figure out that process, the documentation will definitely provide Blog Fodder.

Anonymous said...

3/21/13, 5:45 PM

The ghost of George Wallace would have a better chance of beating Reed than this sorry-assed gent.

Sarah Palin said...

I heard he was born in Kenya. You betcha!

Anonymous said...

Is "To Wit" any relation of Phil Witt?

Anonymous said...

His announcement is not the lead story on Google News yet.

Anonymous said...

KC IS THE NEW DETROIT!

Anonymous said...

why is,he scared of REED?

Anonymous said...

I showed my wife that video. She is still laughing.

chuck said...

Here is some food for thought.

http://praag.org/?p=4083

Anonymous said...

Seriously, who has a press conference outside of a probation and parole alcohol detox facility? Apparently he does. (KCCC 1514 Campbell)

Anonymous said...

He's got to be better than Sly.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
I just wish he had waited a full year after coming off of probation before harassing a mayor and assaulting an officer. I also think he would have been wise to wait until after his upcoming court dates.
Bless his angry heart, he ain't touching mine.

Anonymous said...

Here is the song used for Derron's run for Mayor.

From Worldstar baby!!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhQZmK72i05u9abNX8

It's a great song called "I Fucked Your Bitch!!"

Anonymous said...

Mr. Black give me tingle running down my leg. or was it up my leg?.

Anonymous said...

Conflict resolution in the new Mayor's adminnistration.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhGtTsR1aq97tmshi5

Kung POW! said...

Who is this Derron guy?

I like the cut of his jib!

Anonymous said...

Everyone seems to have forgotten that this nimrod of a human is nothing more than a blue gum NIGGER. That's all it'll ever be too, a blue gum NIGGER!

Anonymous said...

Why is it that everytime he says something this is all I hear or think of?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFY2kJ96jNY

Anonymous said...

Abdulla is brought to you by the Demorat posterboy: MD Rabbi Alam.

There is Alam stench all over the party.

Anonymous said...

Does MD and his posse really have sex with swine or do they just look at pictures on the internet?

Alonzo Christopher Matthews Washington bey said...

Ill be watching you rednecks to make sure you dont intimidate Abdullah Black. No racial code words like ..Apartment, Lazy, Job, Chucking, Javelin, Spear, Poor, , ....Fuck it, everything you white crackerwoods say is racist. Im calling the ACLU and NAACP right fuckin now. If I can find my Obama phone.

Anonymous said...

It's time whitey took KC back! The black leaders have ruined this town and it will only get worse if we don't get these money sucking grub worms out of office. Black leaders will only help the black people. You can't help people who don't try to help themselves. They will just want and want and not try to get off of their asses and find a job.

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:58

You're the same assholes that say there are no jobs. Fuck you. The blacks didn't create the ghettos, you racists assholes did that. You white racists are the ones ruining Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

Do you mean Kansaa City, MO? The city with a black mayor, black chief of police, black head of a major teaching hospital just to name a few? You must not have much respect for the African Americans running the city to make those spiteful comments.

Anonymous said...

And his plan to get the Northland vote in this majority white city??

MIKE MAHONEY said...

I was only pretending to cover his (pathetic little) presser.

As soon as the guy with the camera left, I slapped this punk and told him I better not see him wearing my patented "Mike Mahoney celtic driving cap" EVER AGAIN.

Punk.