TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! CHECK OUT MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY "COUGAR TOWN" CIRCO SMILING WITH POWERFUL LOCAL LADY FRIENDS!!!
A great many thanks to a BRILLIANT TKC TIPSTER who has blessed us with this image of Kansas City female political players posing sexily for a recent photo.
To wit . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO PLAYING NICE WITH KANSAS CITY LADY POWER BROKERS!!!
The working title of the photograph . . .
"Cindy, Katie Van Luchene and Lisa "Why Won't Anyone marry Me?" Garney"
It's important to provide some background on this theatricality and deception for the uninitiated, because we are initiated. Aren't we, d-bags? Members of the TKC Blog Community.
Anyhoo . . .
Starting from the right . . .
Of course we recognize Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo despite YET ANOTHER NEW HAIRCUT . . . Sadly, denizens of Kansas City's 5th haven't really seen her in nearly a year. KC neighbors in this forgotten section of Kansas City should click the photo for a bigger better look given that Mayor Pro Tem Cindy would seem a bit unfamiliar since she has spent the vast majority of her recent tenure making new powerful friends who do not reside in her at-large district.
In the center, sporting the sassy leopard print . . .
Katie Van Luchene - A quick search online tells us that "she was a columnist for Kansas City Magazine and KC Home Design before launching KC Magazine where she now serves as executive editor." She also uses a REALLY old school black and white photo that isn't exactly up-to-date for a supposed news lady.
And on the left . .
Lisa Garney was once noted as "the hottest plumber in town" . . . And really, the "water sports" and scatological jokes that are floating through my mind right now are threatening to make my brain explode. She's one of many local biz ladies who got her start from her dad and that's cool. Allow me to preserve a bit of my humanity by not delving in to all of the lady plumbing jokes possible with this post . . . I'm keeping them on file.
And so what have we learned from this EPIC PHOTO and post?
MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO IS NOW MOSTLY IN THE COMPANY OF KANSAS CITY MOVERS AND SHAKERS WHICH (ONCE AGAIN) REVEALS THAT SHE CLEARLY HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE FUTURE!!!
In fact, another Kansas City Insider recently wanted this blog community to know . . .
COUNCIL LADY CINDY SEEMS LIKE THE MOST LIKELY CANDIDATE TO CHALLENGE JACKSON COUNTY EXEC MIKE SANDERS AT THE BEHEST OF MAYOR SLY JAMES!!!
So, watch this Kansas City lady continue to gain allies and powerful friends as we anticipate that her next move that could be her best move.
DEVELOPING . . .