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Gunman Kills Zero At Kansas City Area Mall
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Kansas City reference from The Onion that's certainly worth a read . . .
Gunman Kills Zero At Kansas City Area Mall
The shop lady desperate look is a nice touch as well . . .
Posted by
Tony
at
3/07/2013 12:45:00 PM
7 Comments:
LMFAO
There's no Macy's at Crown Center. I hate this story.
They must have meant Independence Mall. From the video, that appeared closer to the location. All the same... pretty funny.
By the headline I thought Biden was there with a shotgun.
There is actually a series of reports about the "Lone Gunman" - read them all at The Onion.
This shit is hilarious.
We should outlaw malls
Follow up with video: http://www.theonion.com/articles/crazed-gunman-critically-injures-3,31570/
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