Thursday, March 07, 2013

The Onion's Latest Kansas City MUST READ!!!



Kansas City reference from The Onion that's certainly worth a read . . .

Gunman Kills Zero At Kansas City Area Mall

The shop lady desperate look is a nice touch as well . . .


7 Comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO

elBryan said...

There's no Macy's at Crown Center. I hate this story.

Anonymous said...

They must have meant Independence Mall. From the video, that appeared closer to the location. All the same... pretty funny.

Anonymous said...

By the headline I thought Biden was there with a shotgun.

Anonymous said...

There is actually a series of reports about the "Lone Gunman" - read them all at The Onion.

This shit is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

We should outlaw malls

Anonymous said...

Follow up with video: http://www.theonion.com/articles/crazed-gunman-critically-injures-3,31570/