MUST READ!!! CRAIG GLAZER CONSIDERS KANSAS CITY CLUB LIFE!!!



TKC NOTE: Our friend Craig Glazer has authored an IMPRESSIVE TREATISE on Kansas City club life that not only speaks to this town's history but also brings us into the modern era. Seriously, this is an impressive summation of the movers and shakers behind Kansas City's club scene and it's CERTAINLY worth a read for anybody who cares about local nightlife.

Check it:

The Dark Knights

‘It's Saturday night
and I'm just hangin' out
Lookin' for a place to party
So I jumps into my ride
and I hits the road
Cause there's only one place to go
Down to the nightclub…’ – ‘Down To The Nightclub’ by Tower of Power

The times, they are a changin’. Well Kansas City has never had a plethora of national celebrities running around town being chased by reporters from TMZ, we did have a town where nightclub giants once roamed. From the ‘60’s through the ‘90’s, Kansas City could match almost any city between New York and LA with its night club owners being the Princes of the city. The late ‘60’s and early ‘70’s had two nearly household name entrepreneurs; Butch ‘Carmen’ Civella and Victor Fontana. Civella’s mainstay was a nightclub called ‘Mother’s’ on 50th and Main. Vic Fontana became a nightclub impresario with ‘Walter Mitty’s’. What made them both local celebrities were two major issues: 1) they were Italian and thus, somehow automatically connected to the mob and 2) Both clubs were packed on the weekends and there were lines to get in and if you were a connected youngster or a hot babe you might get in with a fake ID. There was a third maybe equally important reason, both men were charming and handsome in their own way and the women lined up for them.

What made Butch kind of a big thing was his relationship with the Civella Crime Family which made the front page of the Kansas City Star seemingly every other month. Butch, however, was not involved in organized crime nor was he ever sent to prison. Just the aroma of Mafia after the movie ‘The Godfather’ made every guy in a leather jacket or every girl who could squeeze into a tight dress want to be Butch’s next best friend. Vic Fontana was the taller, more classically handsome of the two. I should know, years later we battled over a beautiful KC gal that he won over me even though he was much older at the time. As an adult teenager and a young man soon to join the ranks of these ‘Dark Knights’ as a club owner, I hung out at both clubs. I was closer with Butch than Vic, maybe because I had a couple of run-ins at ‘Walter Mitty’s’ and was thrown out for fist-fights.

Butch Civella never really recovered after ‘Mother’s’ was no longer the hot spot. He tried a couple other clubs but to no avail. He later moved out to Las Vegas and we just never heard much about him anymore. Fontana, however, opened a series of restaurants and nightclubs over the next twenty five years, his biggest being ‘Fanny’s’ in Westport; for a time the crown jewel of nightclubs and high-end eateries in the city. Vic would go on to open several other places, most notably ‘The Edge’ downtown with his son. Unfortunately late one night, a young man fired bullets through the windows of ‘The Edge’ striking his son in the head and killing him. Vic was never the same afterwards and passed away a few months ago.

The ‘80’s and ‘90’s belonged to Jack Hanrahan and Dave McQuitty. They would go on to own five nightclubs including four in Westport. While they would go on to have successes like ‘Guitars and Cadillacs’ they were best known for all the attention their Westport club, called ‘The Harris House’ achieved in the early ‘90’s. The two guys were overly blamed for all the urban violence of the late eighties and into the nineties in Westport. They also had a huge dance club called ‘London’s’. The Harris House got national attention with gun battles featuring members of the Kansas City Chiefs including Dale Carter; Chiefs All-Pro Cornerback. Jack and Dave were victimized by the times, however, they both stayed in the nightclub/restaurant scene all the way up to today. Dave dropped out recently due to health issues. Though their clubs sometimes had a ‘bad boy’ image, they were not the colorful characters that Fontana and Civella had been.

Another nightclub player arrived on the scene in the ‘70’s and ran his game all the way into the 2000’s. His name was Stanford Glazer and he opened a place called ‘Stanford & Sons’ in Westport in 1975. The restaurant exploded onto the scene and battled ‘Houlihan’s’ on the Plaza for the Number One Eatery spot throughout the ‘70’s. Stan was more of a Dean Martin type playboy with flashy sports cars and he dressed like a young Hugh Hefner. Ladies were to be found everywhere around him. That included his most famous prize Sandy who would later marry Kansas City Mayor Dick Berkely instead of Stan. Stan’s sons; myself, Jeff and Jack ran Stanford & Sons off and on through the nineties. The Glazer boys took over the business in the early nineties and with Westport leader Bill Nigro, got Westport back on the map as THE entertainment spot in Kansas City; spearheading huge events like the Red Friday celebrations and outdoor Westport concerts.


To be fair, there was one female ‘Dark Night’, her name was Phyllis Miller and she owned ‘Dirty Sally’s’ on the Plaza. She was best known for hiring loose women and tough doormen and having an insane crush on Elvis Presley who did come and visit her once before he died.

The mid-nineties through the early 2000’s were pretty much owned by myself and my brother Jeff. My brother and I took over comedy and moved it to another level with household name celebrities like Pauly Shore, Kevin Nealon, Katt Williams, Lewis Black and Damon Wayans. We opened a dance in club for KU students so we could handle the overflow from our bar which was famous for its 2-for-1 drink specials. The dance club went urban with lines down the street and then all hell broke loose. The dance club was called ‘Studio 504’ fashioned after the nationally known ‘Studio 54’ in New York and boy was it. So now Hollywood came to Kansas City and to make it even more explosive all the local sports stars also came to Stanford’s. Everyone visited us from Joe Montana to Johnny Damon, from Neil Smith to Marcus Allen. The parties that went on upstairs in the large offices after hours became stories of legend. It’s unlikely we will ever see these times again.

Today we have a handful of hot clubs most notably Aura owned by Stuart Solomon who once owned major hotspot ‘The Fallout’ in Westport (also a one-time celebrity hang-out) and Johnson County club magnate Shawn McClenny who owns several bars including Fuel and really packs them in on the weekends.

Well, sports fans, while it hasn’t come to a total end, the days of the super-star club owners have certainly fallen. While Power & Light as well as Westport continue to have some great weekends and packed bars, the days of the ‘Dark Knight’ owners with big-time reputations is pretty much a thing of the past. It’s a product of our times, people just not going out as much as they once did, fear of DUI’s and Law Enforcement after midnight, and certainly a greater awareness of crime and violence in the wee hours of the morning have certainly contributed to the nightclub’s decline. Maybe a contributing factor is the fact that there is no media coverage of nightclub owners like myself, Civella and Fontana. At one point, men like these were regular features in the local papers as well as radio and television. It seems every cool guy with an extra nickel from the seventies to the two-thousands wanted to open a cool club or bar somewhere in the Kansas City area. Some did. Almost all of them came and went quickly save the ones mentioned in this story and a couple I left out. The sad truth is the one’s we talked about here had times of great financial success, none of the owners ended up with homes in Holbrook or memberships to the Mission Hills Country Club. Maybe these days will come again with a young and different group of Dark Knights.

You see, while many of these men made and lost small fortunes, it was never really about the money, it was about the fame, the party life, women and rock and roll. Only these guys know if it was worth it or not.
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Comments

  1. Nice one Craig.

    There is no doubt that Glazer knows more about clubs in KC than anybody else willing to share the knowledge.

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  2. I am out a here!

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  3. And my legacy is, booze, babes and blow.

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  4. MUST READ!!! Gas leaks may be 'common occurrence' as Google digs around KC!!

    42 Action News!

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  5. Google - We just want to blow, you up!

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  6. It's Pump you up moron!

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  7. My eyes are Glazing over

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  8. Not a bad read, I enjoy Aura as well.

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  9. A legend in his own mind. What a pathetic, arrogant douche.

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  10. "MUST READ!!!"

    Give it a fucking break Tony. Glazer is a hack.

    *SNORE*

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  11. In reality, Glazer knows more about KC Clubs than anyone.

    I would have a feeling that more all of those people trying to spark KC night life once again could learn a thing or two from Craig.

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  12. Hey T,

    The guys on this blog are kind of indoor losers like you.

    They really don't know much about clubs or history. Better switch your content to video games.

    Bwahahahahahahahahaaha!

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  13. Always amazed at the losers that want to mash up on Glazer. This is an artilce that the STAR should have done, but doesn't know how to report the story. They are lost in what happened an hour ago, they have no sense of KC history that people care about. I loved those mob articles on the front page.

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  14. Yes. If Glazer wasn't the man of those decades, who was? Guy makes solid points, his joint had stars from LA and KC all the time, nobody else did or could, not at that level, granted the comedy club stars each week were a key reason.

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  15. Craig now that was a fantastic piece. Interesting and very true. Thank you sir.

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  16. The Glazers this, the Glazers that, well guess what the Glazers after all is said and done haven't done squat and have less to show for there efforts than Nabil Haddad does with his dumps. Face it the man from sand land has out classed and out earned the so call King of Sting and his whole family.

    Membership at Woodside BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

    Come on over to the Carriage Club where the winners hang out. Oh sorry to rub it in like this but I'm sure you can't afford to come play with us.

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  17. Need To Know Why3/28/13, 7:11 PM

    I read Craig Glazer on this site. His stories are to say the least impressive, yes he places himself in most of them, but it brings the rest of the writings to life. Why the rash of mean comments? I get that some of you don't like the man's arrogance, if we can even call it that, seems he is just telling it like it is from his viewpoint. I don't see why that in and of itself is a crime.

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  18. The Glazers have done a ton for Kansas City my friend. They have entertained you in their clubs, comedy and on the front page of the Star for decades, plus radio and TV. Nobody has received the attention that family has gotten in this city for decades, nobody. Stan always lived well, as have the sons. I don't know their bank accounts, but I can tell you this, I know Craig and Jeff, they have seen and done it all, many times.

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  19. Yes one of you anti Glazer comment people, who was a bigger name in that industry than this guy? Really?

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  20. Stars come to Kansas City all the time 6:58 and way bigger stars that go to Stanford to work.

    Stars was coming to KC long before that loser Craig was ever born. Man some of you people as so wacked out of your minds with stupidity gushing over a family who runs a comedy club just like thousands of others all over the United States. Plus if you look the Glazer family has never done a damn thing for KC unlike many other family owned and operated businesses that are here who by the way hasn't had most the family in jail at one time or another.

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  21. Same old song and dance. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  22. Dark Asshole

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  23. Get this guy a psychiatric exam.

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  24. Here is an interesting tidbit. The article was published at 5:59PM. The first comment in praise of the great author HAHAHAHAHA was at 6:00PM...

    IF your going to PAD your own story comments DUMBASS at least wait enough time to read the fucking thing LOL !!! what a loser.

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  25. LOSER who is so jealous you time comments...my only comments are under my name CG, unlike your pretend loser name. Love you for caring.

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  26. Do you think that when Glazer takes a shit that his shit, when it gets down in the sewer says , "HEY! I'M CRAIG GLAZERS SHIT. I'M BETTER THAN ALL YOU OTHER TURDS! ANYBODY WANNA FIGHT? DIDN'T THINK SO LOSER HATERS.

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  27. HAHAHAHAHA this ain't about the fucking name you dip shit. It's about you being too Stupid to think through your scam. All I can say is your King of Sting must have been perpetrated on vegetables. Only 2 people could have posted that comment that fast either YOU (my first guess) or Tony. Because NOBODY could read that rambling dribble in one minute in reality less than a minute HAHAHAHAHAH you got busted just fess up and clear out.

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  28. It never has a chance, 8:05PM.
    I eat it.
    Yum.

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  29. No the loser is you CG who monitors his story all night seeing who is posting what BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  30. I just addressed this lowly punk person. I don't know and unlike you don't care. You must be in love with me to worry about that kind of thing. Find a girl or buy one with you pop can money bro. Enjoy. Next time read the story then comment.

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  31. Health Department3/28/13, 8:14 PM

    Every STD known to man and pigs went into that story.

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  32. HAHAHAHA actually the fact that you are so offended by it PROVES your padding the comments. I rest my case I only noticed it because all the comments are time stamped and in the background window noticed the "BLUE" time stamp of the article. Don't have to look real freaking hard or maybe you should take off the sunglasses?

    So MR - I use my real name is pretty upset about an Anonymous comment with a timestamp that just busted his ass LOL.. Nice try but your nailed..

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  33. Keep up the good work Craig. This story shows that you know Kansas City like nobody else. All of these other people are nobodies with a boring suburban existence that doesn't really matter. They're obviously jealous of you.

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  34. Positive comments make my mangina tingle.

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  35. great great article glazer.
    There are some other's you left
    out but nice job about the club
    scene over the years in kc.
    I'mguessing the dudes will get the
    comment section to about 80
    before they finish this one.
    Vic was the top. Friends with
    frankie....top operator and very
    cool man. Lost one of our cars!!!
    GREAT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. Craig know his shit. This is just one hater who has an obsession.

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  37. Craigs stories are the best thing to happen too this site....ever. Tony...the rule in the biz is never let your opener put on a better show than the headliner....that happened the first time Craig posted...look at all the feedback both good and bad he gets...way more than even the most pathetic racebaiting posts you can muster...i bet the daily hits to this sight are on a moon shot....parabolic. Well done sir.

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  38. This not a competition between me and Tony or me and anyone. Tony puts up a bundle of stories daily. He built this site, I am on here to add to it, nothing more. We think that is happening, but make no mistake he is the man on this site, not me. I am a guest. Thank you Tony.

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  39. TKC made a good decision with Glazer, like the site even more now.

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  40. Just one hater only, man are you folks delusional? No wait, I know you are delusional

    No Glazer just wishes he was that loved.

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  41. Nanook of the Northland3/28/13, 9:01 PM

    Is Craig too dimwitted to create his own blog? Does Rita owe him drug money? Or is it part of the settlement with Louie Wright? Those are the only reasons I can think as to why Tony posts this drivel. Glazer isn't a writer; he's a convicted felon moonlighting as a creative typist. Tony can't honestly think that posting this garbage somehow makes his blog better.

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  42. A few issues and insight.

    First-

    any cash business at the time that had even the loosest ties to the Civella family was at least helping wash money and allowing drug dealers to operate so they could be taxed.

    Second-

    "Holbrook" it's Hallbrook, as in the Halls. If you can't spell it, my guess is you probably don't belong their anyway.

    Third-

    KC really is a second rate town. I always found the club scene here boring. I was around when you say you and brother were the shit. Boring. Thank god I quit local clubbing and started to travel and went to Europe, South America and Asia. I bet I could get you admit if I could give the experience that Help Nightclub in Rio was way more fun and interesting than anything Kansas City had to offer. Alas Help has closed and doesn't matter as you couldn't get a visa due to your drug convictions.

    I could go on, but I am bored this shit. If your life is grand in your own mind, good for you. I experienced much more in life than the small circles you travel in. I know in the big picture, I am nothing. You seem to think that if take a small enough snap shot, you are something.

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  43. Hell I didn't hate till it became clear the comments are being padded.. Article publishes at 5:59 and the first comment is at 6:00.. Not surprised with the go in play.

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  44. Most of these positive comments are done and posted by Stanford employees just as the person really writing these stories is. Craig hands that person an outline of gibberish and the writer makes it into a story just as King of Sting by another writer was done. You all who think Craig writes this stuff are just fools, following a fool, fooling you. Craig tried to sell this concept to Hearne when Hearne wanted to drop Craig as a writer because he was tired of editing and rewriting Craig’s stories. Besides Craig was busted big time one before for padding his comments that he tells you don’t matter to him.

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  45. Seems some people want to comment on the story, some want to pile on the Glazer, some want to defend, nothing more. I guess its entertaining to readers. Personally I find it kinda funny, don't care about how people feel about the Glazer. More concerned about MY entertainment. Nothing more.

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  46. written like a 4th grader.

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  47. Craig Glazer: Big man in a hick town.

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  48. This is REALLY bad writing, even compared to other Glazer efforts.

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  49. Glazer gets more action than a Vegas slot. I doubt any other web writer in KC gets as many comments on every article. So guess he matters.

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  50. 10:02 Greg Hall gets this much almost everyday 5 days a week plus some other websites do as well so move along you know nothing about that which you try to talk about. You must be related to Glazer.

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  51. 9:16 is KCC guy and he is right.

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  52. What about the pervert priests? Are they all locked up yet? Finn defrocked? Otherwise who gives a shit?

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  53. Victor was a good fella

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  54. Why not address the story and not Glazer so much. Don't get it?

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  55. this is like a hall monitor talking about all the cool parties he was involved in. how do you not recognize the development started with the velvet dog? how did you miss the Cabaret on main? Czar bar? wow.. did you know that Blaneys is now Union and has Joc Maxx? stop this, its ridiculous. You are a monster truck voice in a snitch body.. you dont know whats really happening because, well.. you are not invited...

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  56. All the places that you name are nice and I'm especially a fan of the Velvet Dog.

    But you're really just discounting Craig and it's clear you don't like him.

    I'm not an employee of Standford's and right now I own property in KC but I don't reside there. However, Craig is pretty famous for being a KC guy and he knows what he's talking about. I bet Craig could even give you scoop on the clubs you mention. Instead, you just have a list but CG seems to have a lot of inside knowledge. You're never gonna give the guy his due and that says way more about you than it does about him.

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  57. His 'due' is that he owns a Chuckle Hut in a Legends strip mall.

    Big shock, Stanford's was a lot more fun and happening when they were selling cocaine out of the club!

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  58. Oh wow Mr Xalti owns property in KC; I guess that makes him somebody we all should give a fuck about. Guess what you overinflated Glazer ass kisser so do tens of thousands of other people who live in KC. Ever wonder how much property your loser friend Glazer you are trying to back owns? We will all wait right here while you take off and make a fool of yourself finding out. He is famous for being an ass as you are, as well as an ex-convict, is that something you share with him? Maybe that’s why you want to stand up for him, you two shared a cell together somewhere? Give it a rest you’re starting to become a pain like harley was.

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  59. Mister know it all, Glazer nor Stanfords were ever accused of selling any drugs out of the club. You make up anything to crap on the guy.

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  60. Craig's coke was stepped on more than a door mat ..pure garbage but im not mad..I made money off the shit too.

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  61. Wow, and you also know who shot Kennedy

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    1. Ya, the cavellas did ..fuckin knucklehead.

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  62. Glazer rules. You don't

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  63. 9:03 (first comment) nails it. The more you learn by exposing yourself to other cultures and experiences, the more insignificant your myopic beliefs are.

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  64. Sure Glazer rules so well that's why he ended up in federal prison.

    Losers go to prison not winners.

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  65. Losers live in the past. Winners learn from the past and enjoy working in the present toward the future.

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  66. It is only losers that are prosecuted.

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  67. The nineties were Westport's lowest and trashiest.
    It's a far better place now.

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  68. Was only around the city for part of this era, but very well put and most interesting. Did not realize that the area up on Main had once been a lively night club spot.
    Good details. Hung out in Westport over the last 15 years or more, crazy area. It has improved.

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  69. Craig Glazer, I was one of your teachers when you attended Meadowbrook. I have followed your career, simply amazing life. Read King Of Sting, outstanding.
    I'd have you come speak to one of my classes but I am now retired. All the best.

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  70. See even glazers teachers love him.

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  71. ron wheeler? meadowbrook? must be 7th grade social studies, right? played a banjo in class sometimes. remember he called me and robbie lane 'losers' once because we were cutting up in class. haven't forgotten that, ron, but i'll bet you have. - mt

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  72. It just had to be3/29/13, 8:57 AM


    Next on As Tony's World Turns:

    Teacher/Student sex - waiting 40 years makes it OK.

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  73. holding grudges for 50 years?

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  74. I don't hate Glaze but I do hate reading the same columns from him over and over and over and over and over...

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  75. What kind of schedule are these columns on? It would be nice to know so I can skip reading all the stupid day to day TKC crap and just get the meat and potatoes of Glazers columns. It seems like every other day, but is that just random or am I just noticing it? I looked at the rest of the site and it's just some dude whining about white people, the roastery, and other stupid crybaby stuff.

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  76. Craig is a local treasure. If Kansas City had a Mt. Rushmore, it would consist of Craig, Harry Truman, George Brett, Johnny Dare and Walt Bodine. It's not disputable, it's just a fact, haters.

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  77. Once more, thank you for all the comments. Ron Wheeler, always liked you sir, and enjoyed your classes, most loved by all were your reading from great books to us every Friday, Dickens was my fav.

    As for MT. Rushmore, well thank you but not likely, hah.

    As for all those who don't enjoy the articles, well read something else ok.

    Overall good response, and again thanks for taking your time to read my story.

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  78. The last thing I would want my 7th grade kid to hear is Glazer talking about sex, drugs, skipping school, prison and his book on fucking people.

    Glad that teacher is no longer teaching.

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  79. Right. KC' Mt. Rushmore would include Glazer and Dare, but not Joyce Hall, Count Basie, George Kessler, Satchel Paige, August Meyer, William Rockhill Nelson, Francois Chouteau, H. Roe Bartle, Ewing Kauffman, Crosby Kemper, Big Joe Turner, Tom Watson, and a whole host of others.

    Oh, and Harry Truman wasn't from Kansas City.

    Are all your toadies as ignorant of history as you are, Glazer?

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  80. I think both Glazer and commenter were joining stupid.

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  81. How about the ones north of the River? 21, Dianna's....Good times and the bar at Marty's BBW and food was great! The Alamo....

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  82. I left the Kansas City area 35 years ago when the city had a buzz and a real personality . The discourse over who or what made the KC scene great or relevant is moot. I returned to tend to family matters and found the flavor of the city watered down by corporate interests (i.e. the power and light district, the legends, zone rosa, LOL). This trend is nationwide as the population opts to stay home. Only VERY large cities like New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Houston, etc. will weather this trend. Most smaller metro areas like KC, Lexington, Cleveland, and scores of others will not. They are COMPLETELY ruined. It will take another 30 to 50 years before the very large cities are ruined too leaving us with a sterile and boring landscape. Congratulations corporate America.

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  83. I lived and went to college in K.C. 1975-1982. Hung out at Mother's and Dirty Sally's. I worked at Dirty Sally's for a short time. I had one date with a young 'Nick Civella.' I think he was perhaps the grandson(or nephew)of the Mafia Nick. I remember people used to talk about Villa Capri, Nick and the Mafia. I thought it was all rumors. When the movie 'Casino' came out, I began to read history.
    I remember Butch had a girlfriend(wife?) named Barbara. Butch dated a friend of mine who was in law school-her name was Patty Reynolds.
    Houlihan's was great. There was a bartendar named 'Niles.' There was a beautiful blonde hostess who looked like Lady Godiva.
    Plaza III was another place we hung out. We drank ice cream drinks called 'tumbleweeds.'
    Thanks for this article. I was around K.C. enough to know that some of the content is accurate. I could go on and on..........

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