KANSAS CITY SMALL BUSINESS SECRETS OF SUCCESS FROM CRAIG GLAZER!!!

TKC NOTE: Our friend Craig Glazer offers some COMPREHENSIVE and FIRST PERSON small biz advice that's certainly worth consideration coming from one of Kansas City's most successful entrepreneurs.
So you want to open your own small business in KC?
‘Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay
And your O.K.
Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands
And make a stash’ – ‘Money’ Pink Floyd
We hear it all the time, Kansas City wants new businesses to open and flourish. Ah yes, we all have that dream to be the owner, the CEO, the decision-maker, leader and the last word in owning and operating our own business. You also hear this a lot, “Man, I know if I could open my own little restaurant and use my grandma’s recipes, we’d have a line out the door. Nobody has a chili recipe like my family has. It would be a huge success. Besides, we have a ton of friends that would come every week.” Yes most people that have this dream seem to think of it in terms of restaurant, bar and entertainment. After all, it doesn’t seem that difficult. Why not my home town of Kansas City?
“I mean, how tough could it be? The overhead couldn’t be that bad. After all, you find a nice little place to lease for a couple grand a month, you get a couple family members or good buddies to work there. Hell, you can buy used equipment, that couldn’t be that expensive. You get some used tables and chairs, better yet we don’t even need to advertise what with facebook and all the social media available. Heck, that’s free. Lord knows, the cost of the food on our menu is dirt cheap and gosh, a bottle of beer only costs a dollar and everywhere I go they sell them for five dollars or more, we’ll make a killing!”
Really? Let me throw a little bit of water on that dream. The divorce rate in America according to CNN is nearing sixty percent. The death rate for small businesses, especially for bars, restaurants and entertainment venues is over 90%. Most fail in the first two years. Let’s not even talk about retail small business like a clothing store. Why?
First problem is most people that open a small business have never opened or operated a concept at any level. It is true that if you have come up in your business of choice, i.e. restaurant, bar or even retail, that’s a big plus. The number one reason for failure is being under-capitalized. The second reason is corporate America, almost all the time, has already thought of your idea and has opened a boatload of stores just like the one you want to open. They also have a truckload more money, experience, clout and oh yeah, that little intangible called advertising or, in the modern sense, ‘branding’ of their name and concept.
Costs. First off, unless your family has millions of dollars, you are going to have to lease that first location for your dream concept. The first surprise you get is how expensive it is to rent or lease a small space to operate from in any select areas of Kansas City. Take the Plaza for example, even a five to seven thousand square foot location may call for a rent price of anywhere between eight thousand to fifteen thousand dollars a month. That doesn’t include a percentage of your gross revenue being taken as a ‘bonus rent’ by the landlord. Then there are C.A.M. charges (Common Area Maintenance). Usually this includes trash pickup, armed security in the area, marketing the area and the use of parking in the area. This fee can easily exceed a couple thousand dollars a month, even for a small business. Now you have to get approval from the landlord to accept your idea, your concept. Being that you are a local with no track record and you are trying to go into the Plaza, they probably don’t want you in the first place. Why? Because when you go under (that means fail) the Landlord knows it’s very difficult to collect for the years of rent you signed for on the lease because you don’t have any money behind you. Usually, this means that the owner of the small business declares bankruptcy and the landlord gets only a small percentage due, the landlord then keeps the deposit, sues the owner for his personal signature guarantee and it’s just a big mess. That’s why in areas like the Plaza, Legends, Oak Park Mall or Zona Rosa (any of the hot areas) you almost always see corporate businesses like Dave & Busters, Hooters, AMC Movie Theaters, The Gap, Nike and so on. Yes, some of them are individually owned but have the support of a national corporation behind them.
Let’s say you get lucky and you find a nice spot in an area that is popular but not quite so corporate (i. e. Westport, Waldo, Brookside or the Crossroads Art District), your monthly rent will be a little bit less. However, with a restaurant that serves alcohol (which you need to do) or a bar or an entertainment venue that serves alcohol, good luck. You have to have permission from both neighbors for your license, in addition, usually you have to have the permission of those living within a few miles of your location as well. Your lease will be contingent upon getting this liquor license that you may or may not have until you are ready to open. How awful would it be to spend up to a hundred thousand dollars to get ready to open and you don’t get your license approved? That’s happened more times than I can tell you. Now you get to hire an attorney, go to hearings, meet with neighborhood groups all in an effort just to get your liquor license. This is an expensive process.
Let’s say we got past all that. (Remember, some places like the Plaza and Westport have liquor license ‘moratoriums’ and won’t give out new ones unless you are a corporate entity like Hooter’s).
Here are some payments due that you probably never thought about. You will need a computerized accounting and cash handling system (something like MICROS or ALOHA). These little puppies cost several thousand dollars a unit and even a small restaurant, bar or retail store will need more than one unit. Then you have to pay monthly and quarterly insurance and support that will cost three to six thousand a year minimum on top of your purchase. Equipment. Getting used kitchen, sound or bar equipment is harder than you think. Most of the good stuff available comes from corporate restaurants or small businesses, like the one you want to have, that have failed. The good stuff is purchased by corporate wholesale houses that offer the equipment to big time buyers…not you. What’s left is a lot of tables, chairs and extremely specialized equipment that may not work for you in the first place.
Here’s some more bills you need to think about. Approximately ten percent of your gross revenue goes to state taxes. You have Federal taxes and Federal withholding taxes. You’ll be hiring young people off the street with little to no job experience that you will have to train and pay, often as much as eleven to fifteen bucks an hour. These employees are often unreliable and lack responsibility and commitment. Cost of goods will be higher than you expected. Get ready to have a lot of leftovers from your kitchen to take home as the food begins to spoil that you didn’t sell. You planned on that twenty-eight percent food cost, prepare for it to be sixty percent with spoilage, theft and over-proportioning. While alcohol sales are your largest profit center, they also are your biggest target for thieving by servers and bartenders from over-pouring and the late night party at your establishment that you never knew about because your staff didn’t invite you.
There are fees for your phones, your electricity, gas and water. Hey, you’re a newbie so you’ll probably have to make a deposit on these that can be three to five thousand dollars which you don’t get back until you close. When Facebook doesn’t work out, here comes the radio, newspaper and magazine add costs. Any ad executive will tell you it takes at least three thousand dollars a month to be effective. We haven’t discussed your liability insurance or your fire insurance, these can add up to twenty thousand dollars plus a year. Did we mention workman’s comp?
There are another thirty to forty bills you will get we haven’t even mentioned yet. Just for example, ASCAP. Even if you just play the radio or TV, you get to pay those guys a monthly tab. Things break, replacement costs can be expensive. And we haven’t discussed the cost of menus or uniforms.
Yes, as you can see, the cost of opening a small business is double or triple what most people think. Still, in America, the dream can work. It happens. Sadly, there aren’t too many ‘Oklahoma Joe’s’ around. Remember, a line outside the door. We can all dream. That doesn’t cost anything.
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55 Comments:
Great article, Craig!
Glazer knows his stuff
Well written and important information. Thanks.
The only worry now seems to be that eventually we might run out of paper for the currencies.
Only thing he left out is not only is it beyond the reach of the average schmo, but he doesn't want any competition.
Dead and I mean DEAD on the money Glaze.
Ya didn't mention one thing.
If you don't cheat, you don't win.
I am sure there are some great stories of those who have been Ward and June Cleaver's answer to what we all want Captains of Industry to be, but most of the time, you better figure out how to work the Mfg for Add money, the Media for freebies and then you had better have an angle, a brilliant angle.
Or, you could get the money from daddy.
I'm from Ruskin Heights.
It was tough sleddin.
Great article.
What about the costs of cocaine and hookers biting into the revenues. Tax deductible or just washed and laundered by other methods?
What about bribes and paying off local officials for favors. Whats the monthly average for these gifts?
Blogging from your mothers basement is a lot cheaper and less risky.
Craig smashingly hot article. Even the haters are having trouble putting you down on this one. Things we don't think about for sure
7:53 and 7:55 think they are being funny, but human nature being what it is, a large percentage of business' back in the day, would have been well advised to consider those costs in advance.
It jsut is what it is.
I have read that the variables and stats are different if you buy a business in existance and also there are some pretty good stats on franchises.
eg. My buddy has owned Maacos for the last 30 years and just killed it.
Just sayin...
:)
You never know you could become to big for jail. Taxpayers will bail you out.
Chuck, Glazer makes some strong points, true. There are many other costs he didn't get too. I know I own a Mexican joint. We do fairly well, but overhead is just a killer. NO WAY OUT.
The ghost writer does another great story again for Tony's blog.
This is high school BUS101 bullshit.
You are so right 8:06
This guy is making it sound way harder than it is folks. My family owns a restaruant in Waldo, its cheap, cheap, cheap. He is full of it.
If your Google you can get everything free in KC. Use of all the cities assets and infrastructure — including fiber, buildings, land and computer tools, power, for no charge. Taxpayers pick up the bill.
He's trying to discourage any potential competition with this blurb.
Nice article Glazer. Very solid business advice. Unfortunately, a lot of it will be lost on Kansas City people who think they know everything already.
Yes good point
Glaze you leave Smartman, Donkey, Super Stupid in the dust with these posts. They can't comment with their ninth grade hate words, they don't fit. So make it easier on the dummies o.k. Love you Glaze. You jacked them again.
Did you see online where a boxer who got a bunch of hatemail from a creep like Smartman, went to his house to call him out. Reminded me of Glazer getting down on the Smartman. Same thing, and the Smartman ran away too.
Yes I saw that. It was like the Glaze. He made Smartman look like the low life loser he is didn't he. Yep.
We know where smarmyman is...luckily we didn't tell glazer
or the same thing would have
happened to smarmyman.
Problem is that you can't get close
to smarmymans house because the
stench of the diseased hot tubs
is so great even the neighbors
complain.
NOtice the kcc haters were'nt out
except for chuckles the clown.
Of course chuckles never owned a
business or ran one...smarmyman
sells hot tubs on craigslist
to make car payments and who knows
what the little bald guy with the
boxes is doing these days.
Thank god they're gone...now for
some real advice...from a businessman who's been there.
1. YOUR PRODUCT: make sure it
has a huge profit. If not youre
dead. Selling small profit items
won't cut it today. The moneys
in products that gross 2k-3k a sale...autos...trucks...high dollar
items like home improvements...
high dollar medical procedures...
if you have the high profit items
and if the market is huge you're
going to have a great chance in
making it.
Advertising budgets can be big..
marketing budgets can be big...when
you're making large grosses you can
stay alive without selling high
volume.
Expesnes: noone says you need big expensive space. Service businesses are killing
it right now. Youcan open a company washing windows (and one that I know of and make 500K a year
if you hustle).
I grew up in the food biz...couldn't pay me to go back..
it sucks. Food costs above 40%...
help hard to find..too many places
and you're at the mercy of
the general public. Bars...forget them...too trendy...and most go
broke and can't pay bills including
many that you'd think were doing well (hint/hint)...so find a biz
you can run from a small location..
small overhead...low cog...and be
ready to work hard hard hard.
90% of the shmoes who critique
glazer couldn't make it in todays
business world...they've proven
it.
Follow trends...right now the
mortgage biz is fading in refis..
but the boom is reverse mortagees
where people are making a killing.
You can make it in today's world..
you can make money...you've just
got to be smart...learn how to
operate on a tight budget...know
how to create traffic and customers...and be ready to work
your a$$ off.
It's not rocket science.
And when you make the money...save
it...expansion doesn't mean making
more money...one badlocation and
you're suckingall the profits from
the good location.
Be smart...realize its a marathon...
and be ready to jump on new
opportunities when they arise.
In one of my future papers I will
be outlinig some new areas to
get into as the baby boomers
get older....and let me tell you
that is a huge booming big dollar
market....
thanks...and remember to go to
law4life1000@yahoo.com to get
my financial papers and free advice
on running a business or just advice about anything i can help
you with.
thanks..
HARLEY
again..i dont go by the real harley and i wish whoever
is u sing that name would stop.
You're embarrassing me.
I'll tell you what I did not know that Craig was so smart.
Sorry, and I hope that's not an insult. LOL!
But after reading this I realize that Craig has real business savvy. Some of these things I wish someone told me before I started my business.
Great job Craig. You probably helped a lot of people out tonight.
Glazer and his doppelgänger Harley are both idiots. Nothing here that anyone whoever took a business class in high school would not have learned. Both have been scorned at KCC because of their lack of intellect and acumen. So, they come the the shithole of the Internet and troll for Tony. If Glazer was such a BIG BANG businessman he'd have no troubles getting financing to make his movie. Bottom line is he's a roided up goon, not even half as smart as he thinks he is running a business that daddy started. He just had his silver spoon up his nose.
Fuck that. I am in my 40's. My mom remembers a coffee shop Stan had. Stan made the small business and worked his way up. Glazed the fucked over his dad with his bother's help or actually it Glazed bother is the puppet master. Glaze would be on the street without a pot to piss in if not for his dad.
The only thing Glazed can speak to is how to fuck over you dad. I know as I Stan when the legal BS went down. Stan probably feels he got screwed but man enough to let it go.
So you want to open your own small business in KC?
STEAL IT FROM YOUR FATHER
Craig and Jeff didn't steal anything. They earned it all.
A few strange jealous folks commenting on this post. It's nice to see that most find value in Craig's advice. You'd be wise to read and learn.
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You rolled over on a lot of people Craig.I know a few of them personally.your a punk.
Good article, good advice from a real scammer. Heed the message, but don't give this guy any money for "investment" or anything else.
"Poor me. I have it so hard running the business I stole from my Daddy. Boo hoo hoo."
Your a rich boy and you know it don't matter anyhow . . you can rely on your old mans' money.
"They earned it all" - - Bahahahaha right dad handed these losers a $3 million dollar business for $50 grand and they didn't keep their end of the bargain.
To that guy who was so brave about me rolling on who? I"m a punk. You are with no name. Unlike you I never rolled on anyone, you know nobody cause there isn't anyone. Name somebody, and give us your name. Remember what the boxing dude did, I'd like to do that to you. But cowards like you and smartcoward just hide make up stories. Same old same old.
As for anyone handing us a business or stealing it from my dad, I'll put up ten grand to trust, you prove that and you get it, you put up 10 grand and I'll keep yours when you don't. OH you are a fake person, forgot. I'm sure you are the same liar who posts other pretend stories. Love to meet you though.
Well well..wondered where smarmyman...chuckles...stupiddave..
pauly...and the rest of the kcc
crowd were hiding.
Since none of them know a thing about business i figured they'd
be out with their vile hatred
comments.
And they are.
smarmyman sells diseased hot tubs
to make his car payments.
stupid dave is the king of maitenance at section 8 apartments.
pauly...welll...who knows what he's
doing now...just another straggler.
None of them could write anything
about running a business..most
never had one...and some ran theirs
into the ground
but thats okay...par for the course
for the kcc losers.
they can't get enough entertainment
with their own blog about gay
popes/musicals/ and whatever else
they put up on there.
But they're still trying to show
their disgusting hate and
word on tony's blog.
go home kcc spinsters. Your old
cranky negative attitudes suck and
we don't want them on here.
we're not writing on hearnes
bloggy blog...don't come here and
ruin ours.
thanks...
and good riddance.
That's all you have Glazed over, is.stories
Stan asks : hey Craig, has the mailman cum yet ?
Craig says : no, but his eyes are gettin glassy .
Well...at 7:53 our friend from kcc
wakes up with a great attitude.
Would be interested to see what
he's done in business and life.
Probably nothing.
Whoever you are please go away.
Addsomething to the positive
conversation because you're just
a loser like all the guys
from kcc.
Leave...please leave. We almost got
the place cleaned up of the kcc
goats and we're trying to keep
a positive uplifting and
fun place for successful people to
come and comment.
And we can tell you're not one of
those.
thanks anyway..now shoosh...move
on...we're almost tothe point
of getting rid of wilson/
stupid dave/smarmyman/and all those
other negative dudes that just
can't seem to keep away from
harley and glazer.
Move on. Losers!
I need to say sorry. I had promised not to respond to the haters group. They will continue to exist here and everywhere. It's easy to hit the anonymous button and spew b.s. To be honest they add to the fun for others to read Tonys site and my articles. I think 99 per cent of readers know these people are just doing their best to be noticed and mean cause they have issues in their own lives. This is their release, hate on the person get any attention, cause they aren't. I understand. So I was wrong to jump out there and get a bit pissed. I have to allow them to scream at the moon. All they have. So go on and yell.
Coming up today, this evening will be an article on the Chiefs failing to pick anyone meaningful so far in free agency. Big letdown for all of us hoping Clark Hunt was serious about winning and now. We will look into that later today. I always appreciate the comments. There were some good ones on this story. The point is simple, hard to make it happen in small biz today, too many bills that are often nothing that moves the small guy forward. However we have the right to try, some still make it. That's a good thing.
Glaze, I hung out at the pool at Woodside when you were having you legal issues with him. Why don't you see if you can get him to pen his side of the story. He probably wouldn't even need ghost written. Just to be fair and balanced. Thing is he is so much more of a man than you will ever be. What I sensed from him was simply profound disappointment. Your bother is the real mover in the business and you are simply the idiot face of the enterprise.
8:28 for the truth and the win!
One I doubt you belong to Woodside, to expensive. Craig and Jeff won a court battle with Stan in 1999. They bought the westport club out of bandruptcy in 1990. All this was in the papers 1000 times. Remember there was one battle over Stan getting a job a comedy doing nothing in 1999 not stealing his club, he no longer had one, Stan lost. End of the that story. Since then Craig and Jeff have run three hit clubs, Westport, OP and now Legends. All worked. Stan has been retired except for his efforts at Metcalf to compete with his sons, it failed. Craig and Jeff have run comedy and Stanfords since 1990, 23 years. I have worked there since 1996 as a comic. So there is the truth, which you already knew. There is little comparison between what Craig has done and Stan, both have had major impact on KC and the media, but Craig's is national as well and he is much bigger in the media and has been. A fact.
P.S. the boys and Stan are very close, I was at Stan's 80th birthday party at the former Four Seasons last year, great bash, paid for in part by Craig and Jeff. If you really knew Stan you would have been there and known that. You can see me at Legends this weekend.
Oh and another thing about Craig you know when you are hitting on the truth about him and it's the truth he don't want you to know about because he gets mad and comes out posting and acting like a fool calling you out.
Sure he is a punk he rolled over this last drug bust big time naming all kinds of people thats how he got off with a slap on the wrist. He will tell you other wise but there are those who know different. He was a bully in school and a bully still today.
Steve Kramer Who?
& a punk 2 !
PS 910 nobody. Name one name for 10 grand Tony will hold mine, how about yours. I thought so find a hole to sleep in please. Hey is this SMARTCOWARD? THOUGHT SO. You had your chance.
You said it HAS BEEN now it's WANNABEE !
(Tony's already holding yours, CG)
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