Kansas City, for better or worse, is obsessed with animals and the prurient. To wit, a recent KCUR report regarding a big crowd at the Zoo for polar bear sex isn't too shocking.
Accordingly, it might be worth getting some popcorn and taking a peek of the hardcore Kansas City polar bear sex action . . . Considering that Jackson County is subsidizing it with a forever tax.
How come Glazerrrrrrrrrrr isn't showing the bears how to do it. He is, just ask him, the sexiest dude in all of Kansas City in the 35+ category.
ReplyDeleteshut it.
ReplyDeleteThat's the issue 5:48 the female bear saw Glazer and has been turned off from sex ever since.
ReplyDeleteSke's holding our for a black bear.
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDeleteThere's all the fucking the zoo needs right there.
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