IMPORTANT!!! LARA MORITZ IS NOT RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF KANSAS CITY, KANSAS!!!
Because TKC is a public service as well as a place for dumb jokes and breaking news . . . I think it's important to clarify an issue that's been on the mind of local voters.
NO, KMBC ANCHOR LARA MORITZ IS NOT RUNNING FOR MAYOR OF KANSAS CITY, KANSAS EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT LOOK THAT WAY!!!
It's just that this KMBC newsie has a doppelganger that's currently picking up steam across The State Line.
That's right.
Lara Mortiz looks a lot like KCK Mayoral Candidate Ann Murguia.
An AWESOME TKC TIPSTER even noted . . .
"Regarding your recent coverage of the KCK Mayoral Race: Man, does she look like Lara Moritz from Channel 9 or what?"
And so . . .
Ann Murguia might look A LOT like Lara Mortiz but she's not . . . Unfortunately, the other guy running just seems to be hiding out in his church somewhere and doesn't really like talking to anyone but loyalists.
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Have been with both of them and nope not alike at all, ones a screamer.
After a threesome with Tony, these twins will go to a park on the KS side and shoot themselves.
Is there a trend?
Hmmmm.....
In an ideal world, I'd have both of them in bed, fuck one in the ass, and then come all over the other one's face.
Doesn't matter which first, really (I'm willing to be flexible).
good news maybe any ass wipe can be a kcmo mayor
Both are beautiful women and they do resemble each other. More importantly, however, both are intelligent, compassionate, and dedicated to Kansas City.
Yes, only one is running for mayor of KCK. I can't wait to vote for Murguia.
All these drones look the same.
Its kck. No one really cares.
Oh my!!
What a lame excuse for yet ANOTHER opportunity to feature the blogger's favorite candidate for KCKS mayor!
Right! Don't forget, vote for Ann Murguia.
A top earning TV reporter living in KCK? I knew it was BS when I saw that.
Go Ann!
No one outside of kck cares about kck. The trailer trash capital of ks.
"Holland only talks to loyalists." You got that right. Another way to say it is that the machine is deaf and not willing to wear a hearing aid.
Vanity, vanity, all is vanity.
Yes, they look alike. Yes, both of them act as if they're six years old when the camera is rolling.
Yeah so what? Tony looks like Tommy Chong, but Chong doesn't stay stoned anymore.
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