Monday, March 04, 2013

FERGIE & BACK TO THE KANSAS CITY GRIND



Fergie and her EPIC and enduring booty start our journey into the work week.

AND WE'RE BACK!!!

We took a bit of a break this afternoon working on a TOP SECRET PROJECT FOR TKC . . . And also because a slice of pizza nearly killed me. I'll accept "get well soon" cards but only if they're accompanied by small unmarked bills.

Anyhoo . . .

What did we miss?

- Just like we complained about on Saturday Night . . . Search continues for Perceus

DID YOU NOTICE THE CROWD OF MISGUIDED DOGGIE LOVERS WAS ALMOST COMPLETELY COMPRISED OF WHITE WOMEN ALONG WITH THEIR REALLY BORED KIDS AND GAY FRIENDS?!?!

- Google subcontractor behind KC gas leak - The Search Juggernaut not only admits their mistake abut also manages the aftermath far better than a recent Plaza hot mess.

- Also there was a apt. fire in Shawnee that gave newsies something to hype for the very slow Sunday night.

We've got MUCH MORE INTERESTING STUFF TO TALK ABOUT ON DECK . . .

But there's a few things we still have to work on as we prepare this fully armed and operational battle station mom's basement for another week of BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse and all kinds of good stuff . . . STAY TUNED!!!

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

You son of a beetch. You are probably a "cat person" because cats don't care about anybody and they have no soul.

People looking for Perceus is a good thing. God bless them.

Anonymous said...

White people and dogs say that you should eat ALL of that pizza.

Anonymous said...

lol!

Anonymous said...

Maybe consider eating a salad every once in a while and you wouldn't be so fat.

Anonymous said...

bored, not board

TKC's Screwed Up Priorities said...

Trumpeting the praises of the mayors spawn is so much better than a community coming together for a common goal. I'm really beginning to think that you are a fat, gay, black man in disguise.

Anonymous said...

Racist TKC

Anonymous said...

That bitch is the ugliest pop star ever.

Anonymous said...

Wow! In one fell swoop you've pissed off dog lovers, white women, and gays. What a way to start the week.

Freaky Faggot said...

I'll be IN my Lab!!!!

Anonymous said...

Of course the crowd was half gay. they like anyting with a wiggling ass.

Anonymous said...

Gag hags and their gays have nothing better to do, since there is always a man to take care of real shit in their lives.