CRAIG GLAZER TALKS HOTTIES, HISTORY AND THE FACEBOOK GENERATION!!!

TKC NOTE: Tonight we have a MUST READ column from Craig Glazer that takes on more than a few controversial topics that define our world right now. Check it:
Forgotten America
‘After the turn of the century
In the clear blue skies over Germany
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Like the screamin' sound of a big war bird
Up in the sky, a man in a plane
Baron von Richthofen was his name
Eighty men tried, and eighty men died
Now they're buried together on the countryside…’ – ‘Snoopy and The Red Baron’ The Royal Guardsmen
A couple nights ago I was watching a recent Academy Award nominated motion picture starring Brad Pitt called ‘Inglourious Basterds’. The twenty-eight year old hottie entered my bedroom just after midnight, looked at the television and said, ‘Oh, you’re watching one of those old war movies again, nothing I’d care to see.’ Of course, she was in a hurry to get back to the front room to watch the ‘Hip Hop in Love’ reality show; how sad. I told her, ‘First of all, this movie is only a couple of years old and from it you can ascertain how awful the Nazi’s were during World War II.’ Again, she gave me a blank stare. I said ‘Do you know what Nazi’s are? Have you ever heard of Adolf Hitler?’ Clearly, she was confused. She responded ‘Well, that’s your era, not mine. They don’t talk much about that in school anymore, that was a long time ago.’
This little incident just illuminated for me that young people today have little interest in history, other than their own. American history is another casualty of the Facebook Generation. That’s right, if it’s not on the main page of Yahoo in the morning, it must not be important. Sensational stories like Jodi Arias and reality-star style news are what people care about today. Stories like ‘Jessica Simpson is too fat’, ‘Snooki in an accident’, ‘Justin Bieber on World Tour’ and ‘Will Sarah Palin pose nude for Playboy?’ are what people want. These social media network stories along with sports and Hollywood far over-ride stories of combat in the Middle East, or even the economy and the White House.
A more shocking example; I often ask college graduates who were the ‘bad guys’ in World War II? Who were the nations that America and the Allies fought against in the most important war of all time? Who made up the Axis Powers? Number one answer: Russia. In truth, the main reason Germany was defeated was Russia and the Cold Winter in 1943. Second most popular answer: Vietnam. No comment needed. Other popular answers are China and North Korea. The fact that Germany and Japan were the main enemy is forgotten by far too many. Almost nobody mentions Italy and Mussolini. Unless you watch the movie ‘Casablanca’, many don’t know that part of France, dubbed the ‘Vichy French’, sided with the Germans. Thank God for movies.
If you don’t believe me, check around the office tomorrow and ask your staff under the age of thirty five and you’ll discover I’m a hundred percent correct. While they are stumbling around trying to answer, give them the hint that one of them bombed Hawaii on December 7th, 1941…and they still won’t know.
Now, don’t even mention World War I, even though we have a World War I Memorial Museum, you will discover that except for Kevin Costner and a few thousand older people, nobody cares or goes there. Famous American heroes like ‘Blackjack’ Pershing, Ulysses S. Grant, Robert E. Lee, General Douglas MacArthur and Dwight D. Eisenhower are almost completely unknown to the Facebook Generation. Tragic.
If it weren’t for movies by Steven Spielberg like ‘Saving Private Ryan’, ‘Schindler’s List’, or other World War II movies like ‘Flags of our Fathers’ by Clint Eastwood, or oldies you see on the odd Sunday like John Wayne in ‘The Longest Day’ or Gary Cooper in ‘Sergeant York’, far fewer people would know anything about this part of American History. How many twenty-something’s do you think went to see ‘Lincoln’ this past year? Not many. Too boring. Who cares about Lincoln and the Civil War? I remember as a little kid there was a lot of talk about the Civil War Centennial which took place in 1961. I think when the second one rolls around in 2061, the attendance will be far fewer than the Saint Patrick’s Parade this last Sunday.
To this generation I must say I’ve never seen a group that wants to be famous so badly. Your songs, skits, jokes and photos are everywhere on Facebook and other social media. Yet people no longer seem to remember truly famous American historical legends like those mentioned in this article. Why would anyone care, in the near future, about your accomplishments? The Facebook Generation thinks it’s a crime to get older. That was yesterday’s news. Madonna? Ha! My mom liked her. “Why should we care about the past? What’s that got to do with me?’ When you don’t know your past, it’s very difficult to work out a successful future. We tend to make the same mistakes over and over again.
Besides, I think it’s vitally important to care and know about the thousands of men and women who sacrificed their lives to give you the freedom to sit down and message your thousands of pretend friends on Facebook and the like.
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111 Comments:
Nice one Craig.
excellent write up glazer.I'm sure the haters will be out in full
force.
but don't worry...we've got your
back!!!!!
take care!!!!!
Ummm, Craig? Just because the only 28-year-old "hotties" who would hang around your bedroom after midnight are too stupid to know who fought in World War II, that doesn't mean the entire "Facebook generation" is that stupid.
Same goes for all those under-35s who are stupid enough to work for you.
agreed Craig
Here it comes bud.
Tony? When will enough be enough? Are you actually trying to drive away younger readers?
Jesus, you sound like an old, grumpy man. Some kids been trespassing on your front lawn? Sheesh....
I see Craig's great point. If we don't educate our younger people, how are they going to know our history?
That's the real message behind Craig's story.
Correct
Has nothing to do with age, it has to do with importance of history and education today. Gone.
Good story Glazer.
True that bro.
Blame Kansas cuts to education and blame the American education system. Turning this whole country into idiots.
This bullshit from a guy who never finished his education and skipped school all the time.
Yes he is really one to talk about others being stupid.
Anyone note the irony of Glazer opening with a song about a cartoon dog, then citing movies for his wonderful depth of historical knowledge?
Hey 8:07 - What Ivy League university did you graduate from?
Craig runs a successful business and he wrote a successful book. He has EARNED his own education. He has done really well for a self made man.
"self made man"
BWAAHAHAHAHA!
"Unless you watch the movie ‘Casablanca’, many don’t know that part of France, dubbed the ‘Vichy French’, sided with the Germans. Thank God for movies."
Craig, dear boy? Casablanca isn't in France, Vichy or other wise.
He didn't write a damn thing and still does not write anything.
He hires people to write for him since he can't do it.
Yes but its about them.
Plus Casablanca was filmed in Arizona
No Craig this isn't a symbol of the younger generation it's a sign of your taste in women and the shear ignorance you find attractive. But birds of a feather mate together.
Queue the broken record:
Awwww yea lets have it i'm a hater. Didn't hate till your backer and butt buddy Harley started calling out the working people.
Take your can't write ass and go back to the hole you crawled from. Come catch me if you can. You and your boyfriend Harley looking to start a feud threatening people. Threatening to slash tires, hating on the blue collar working man. Like a barking dog that won't shut up we've had it if Tony won't silence you then the haters will.
You my friend are a major ass, not Craig this comment person
Casablanca--What a great flick.
Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
Share this quote
With Bogart's drawl those lines are for the ages.
I like this--
"Besides, I think it’s vitally important to care and know about the thousands of men and women who sacrificed their lives to give you the freedom to sit down and message your thousands of pretend friends on Facebook and the like. "
Right outta the fuckin park.
Nice article.
You overestimate the power of comments that are nothing but ad hominem attack. Say something intelligent and then maybe we'll listen.
Ditto
That was ditto to Chuck
Very good article
Who the hell ever thought the French National Anthem would give anyone goosebumps.
I love it when Rick nods his head.
You bet mutherfucker!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM-E2H1ChJM
Chuck I got tears in my eyes when they sang that song.
Love it
Where da haters baby.
Glazer your hypocrisy insults my intelligence
"You overestimate the power of comments that are nothing but ad hominem attack. Say something intelligent and then maybe we'll listen."
And what, pray tell, was this latest Glazer screed but an "ad hominem" against an entire generation based on nothing more than the stupidity of his "hottie" and the young people who work for him?
They comin baby.
Craig shares his thoughts on the culture in a great column. Most of the haters are just showing their jealousy.
Go Craig!
well said.
Yep agreed.
Well said my friend.
Glazer,the man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes to such a pass that he cannot distinguish the truth within him, or around him, and so loses all respect for himself and for others. And having no respect he ceases to love, and in order to occupy and distract himself without love he gives way to passions and coarse pleasures, and sinks to bestiality in his vices, all from continual lying to other men and to himself.
We owe our freedom to those men and women.
8:29
It is a sad multiculturalistic Europe now, that is invaded and destroyed by politicians whose only goal is a short term re election result.
This article tells it like it is.
http://www.express.co.uk/comment/columnists/leo-mckinstry/333097/Tories-fail-to-solve-immigration-crisis-that-blights-Britain
That said, God Bless French Nationalists, God Bless the Golden Dawn, God Bless the JDL and God Bless this Island, this Realm, this England!
Lets hope they rouse themslves indeed, as did the former lions of thier blood.
Fuck multiculturalism!
You find reason to hate on this one?
Dear, dear chuck,
If history teaches us anything, it is that the human race will never find true peace until it learns that we are all one family, sharing a tiny speck of dust floating around a vast universe.
Chuck is cool
"Who cares about Lincoln and the Civil War? I remember as a little kid there was a lot of talk about the Civil War Centennial which took place in 1961. I think when the second one rolls around in 2061, the attendance will be far fewer than the Saint Patrick’s Parade this last Sunday."
Really? Guess you didn't hear about that little movie last year. Maybe there weren't enough A-listers or any awards, easy to over look.
huh
8:46
You can sing Kumbaya to the Devil till your hoarse or you're a horse's ass, its wont make any fuckin difference.
Bloody constraint then, now and in the future ensures your hopes and dreams of a Judeo/Christian life in a city on a hill.
That guy on the fuckin wall, he is the reason for your conceit of hoped for peace in the face of threats and ordnance you will never shoulder, who swallows his fear and stares at the faces of those whose culture and leaders swear destruction and see him first in harm's way.
I guess some one, somewhere has gotta sing something.
Play it againg Sam.
Yes sir Chuck
Love this site
seems like chuck hit the 32 oz cans a little early tonight.
Write on chuckles...whereever
you're getting that tobackky...
send some my way...
its gotta be good.
You're in full swing tonight.
Harley
Craig must be doing something right, he's got a lot of followers and even some people who like him!
LOL!
yep.
Chuckles..i hope you'renot
driving tonight...whatever you're
on ...save some...
call 10/10 taxi for a ride or
call me at 913 341 4532 and
i'll come pick ya up.
Don't want you to get hurt
or kill someone driving home
all hopped up.
and besides ...we'd have one less
racist to make fun of if something
did happen to ya.
Glazer knocks one out of the park!
Maybe hearne will take him back now
50 comments in just 85 minutes!
Quote from Socrates
“Our youth now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for their elders and love chatter in place of exercise; they no longer rise when elders enter the room; they contradict their parents, chatter before company; gobble up their food and tyrannize their teachers.”
"Besides, I think it’s vitally important to care and know about the thousands of men and women who sacrificed their lives to give you the freedom to sit down and message your thousands of pretend friends on Facebook and the like."
Absolutely right, Glazer. Now which branch of the military did you serve in?
9:21: He served in the pussy patrol
and gave his all for his nation!
we have the guy. Good
Zzzzzz
"To this generation I must say Ive never seen a group that wants to be famous so badley" Really. Are you for real? Look in the mirror big guy. You could make up the whole group. But I must say you are a true legend in your own mind.
Hey Craig, is that you on twitter? under your name, or someone impersonating you?
Hot or not, if your "hottie" has never heard of Hitler, I suggest you put her helmet back on and call the short bus to take her back to the broom weaving workshop.
You could probably get in trouble for bangin a wobble head. I'm pretty sure it's like a hate crime.
By the way, 2000 called, they want their 2 most tired words back...Hater and Hottie.
PS...Don't let harley in your hot tub, I hear he shits in em.
10:10 Do you really think Craig galzer is really himself on twitter? If he was on twitter it would go something like this. Well fans, peasants, and slaves got my bond tightened today. It was a little uncomfortable but then I went to my doctor and he gave me some juice. Who in the fuck would ever follow that? No one gives a hoot about him except himself. He would have 20 followers. Chuck, Harley, and Craig galzer under 18 other names.
Who is this Craig guy?
I like the cut of his jib!
craig glazer is scum tony.
ATTENTION HARLEY FANS..
let me make something very clear.
I am not a hater of working people.
I came up thru a hard working family working washing dishes..
tables...floors...working 14 hours a day until graduating from college. I know what hard work is
and have always appreciated those
who work for a living.
I've worked in politics for the little guy...the guy who got put
down..fought for the rights of
workers in every facet of life.
Family was involved in unions
fighting for wages that others could live on.
I know what poor was...i know
what working hard was...while my
friends had big cash i worked hard
for evrthing i got. Nothing was
given to me...just the way i was
raised.
I despise the hateful comments here that tear to the bone of
anyone. We;ve all exchanged hateful and probably hurtful comments. I saw that myself and recieved many directed toward me.
I worked hard to get what i had.
I have been the brunt of the most
negative comments besides glazer
on these blogs.
When i stopped at kcc i came here
to get away from those but found that the same haters that were
at kcc came and followed me and
glazer.
We wanted a less hostile environment.
Everyone knows what glazer writes..nothing he writes is new.
But to attack his family...brother..father...and to attack anyones family on these
blogs was not fair game.
I have always said that a civil
debate or conversation was far
better than the hate of those that only choose hate.
They never make a common sense
comment..never provide a fact...
never give a reasonable answer to a written piece...all they want to do is attack someone.
Well we will eliminate those haters. We are now seeing fewer and fewer haters.
Glzer writes the same stories..the same themes that he wrote for the last 3 years...yet the haters come out with vengance.
We haven't been able to have a
serious conversation about the
issues on here because everything turns to attacks by those who followed us here.
Every commment i made is trying to stop the hateful worthless attacks...
glazer will be glazer...he willwrite the stories he's
always written so get used to it.
Both of us came up the long way..
we both worked hard...we have both
had ups and downs...
the answer is simple...if you can't
say something nice then say nothing or go to kcc and make your
voice heard in that blog.
Many comments made under both our
names were not written by us..they
were written by impostoers who only
wanted to enflame the situation.
If you have constructive comments
speak them...if not go find another
blog that accepts those hl
hateful disgusting mentions.
You are forced to read these comments...if they make you mad
then go beat up a punching bag or
release your hate in a consructive
way...but please go away.
We want to comment on the issues
that affect our people..the city..
politics...we don't need a bunch
of haters ruining it for the
intelligent fact based comments.
In other words we did what we said
we would do...we came here to escape the hate...now please go backto the place that entices and
makes good for people with that
type of attitude.
Leave us alone. We left your blog...now stay with your own..
your hate and vile languageis not
welcome...
go back to kcc and leave the
intelligent debate on here.
thanks...
harley.
Harley when I did you I should have broke it off innya. No one gives a fuck about you or Craig Galzer. Just die Harley.
How come no one ever comments on Glazer's stories?
Or alot of these so called haters didn't follow you from anywhere, however they are smart enough to call BULLSHIT when they read it.
Wasn't Glazer here just the other day claiming that his dime-a-dozen comedy club had launched more careers to stardom that all previous venues in Kansas City combined?
Talk about a guy ignorant of the history of his own city.
11:45pm really wants people to pay attention to their stupidity.
Sounds pretty stupid and self-absorbed to me.
Who is this Glazer guy and how did he take over Tony's blog???
Even death row inmates have fans, so your point is Glazer?
I agree with Mark Smith you have to always come on someplace and show the world just how big a loser or idiot you are, not sure which anymore.
TL:DR
Man looks like Glazer was pretty busy commenting here last night.
He's a con artist 6:17 my guess is he's probably getting Tony a piece of ass here and there. Little blow on the side.
Glazer you rolledover on more than a few people.I know a couple of them personally..your a punk
Once again thank you for all the comments. Many were very interesting and on point. We have usual "Craig Must Die" group. I could write about a puppy and they would find reason to file comment after comment on how terrible a person I am. Remember readers almost none of those people have ever met me, and none of them know me. Any popular celebrity or writer who has a blog gets these by the score. Nothing new. Fun for the readers to enjoy. They are damn funny at times.
If I say day, they say night. Example: "Stanford and Sons Comedy has launched more stars than all the other Kansas City venues put together." This is a fact, nobody would really argue this statement cause its true. Yet several people take offense to this fact. Why? Jealous envy. Notice nobody can name another venue that has launched much of anyone. There are a couple that have found future stars, but none that have discovered more than a few other than Stanfords. Yes its something to be proud of and something our city can be proud of doing.
There was a couple comments that had some reason in them, "They would have made it anyways" likely not true, when nobody gives you a shot, and gives you stage time over and over, like we did Sinbad and Louie Anderson for example, then these guys have no where to gain confidence and grow, so they stop.
Doing jokes at the air force base here and there does not a comic make, ala Rob Riggle or Sinbad. Takes much more.
Anyways Tony and I enjoy the feedback. Thank you.
PS, a comment that had some reality...Glazer the movie with Bogart was not even in France. Yes thats true but the story took place on an Island that was owned and held by France Casablanca. If you saw the film you noticed the French police captain often made mention of working with the German's "The wind blows their way" Many of the French sided with and fought with Germany early on in the war, after the takeover of France by Germany. This was pretty much ended in 1943, and before the invasion at Normandy. Many countries were taken by Germany but only France actually in part teamed up with them for a couple yearts, not all France but some.
There was another mention that words like Hottie and Hater are very 2000, well replacement words can be jealous and hateful or just 'dogged' if you like, as for hottie not true its used even in songs today, we could say how hot was she? She was 'sick' dude. Happy now.
"Yes thats true but the story took place on an Island that was owned and held by France Casablanca."
No, Glazer. Seems you don't know your geography, your history, or even your Bogart movies.
There is no such place as "France Casablanca." Casablanca is a city in Morocco, which, last time I checked, wasn't an island.
The movie you have confused it with since you aren't intelligent enough to know the difference is "To Have and Have Not" which was set on a Caribbean Island.
So Glazer? Be careful you know what you are talking about before you call an entire generation idiots.
"Many of the French sided with and fought with Germany early on in the war, after the takeover of France by Germany. This was pretty much ended in 1943, and before the invasion at Normandy."
Utterly stunning in its ignorance.
And Glazer? Point to any thing on the record that any of these comics ever said about their careers that even comes close to, "I would have never made it without Stanford's."
You won't because you can't. And you can't because Stanford's was just one of dozens of small-time clubs that they played on their way up.
Now, the subject is history and you are so ignorant of your own city's history, go look up the name "Bennie Moten."
He launched more careers in a week that Stanford's launched in 30 years.
Who is Bennie and what venue did he own? Again Stanfords launched more stars than ALL KANSAS CITY VENUES PUT TOGETHER OVER THE LAST 100 YEARS A FACT. MORON WE ARE IN TEN BOOKS OR MORE THAT TALK ABOUT THIS INCLUDING MINE. I don't have to go on and on its a well known fact. You are a nothing contribute to nothing. As always a nothing hateful example of a moron. I think most people are well aware of this fact. Stanfords was the only major comedy venue in the midwest for years. Another fact.
What have you ever done? What are your standout moments in life. None I'm sure.
To the moron about the French. No France never declared war against the allies, they were one, once defeated a large amount of French people in uniform and not sided with Germany. A fact. The French were very anti jew as was most of Europe. I don't know where you went to school but its true. Explain what the Vichy French were as depicted in the movie and in real life. They worked with the Germans and helped them in the war, til they were overtaken. Yes there were many French freedom fighters that fought the Germans as well during the same time frame. So where is this wrong moron.
Glazer you have always been a fuckin ripoff..you had the shittiest cocaine in kc,back in the early 90s..You remember.
Where are you wrong? Good grief, where are you right?
"Many of the French sided with and fought with Germany early on in the war, after the takeover of France by Germany."
That's what you actually said, as if Hitler were dumb enough to re-arm an army he had just defeated "to side with and fight with" Germany.
You truly are this stupid, aren't you?
"Who is Bennie and what venue did he own?"
You, who claim to be so big in entertanment, and having never heard of Bennie Moten is even dumber than your "hottie" not knowing who Hitler was.
At least she doesn't claim to be intelligent. After all, she hangs with you.
I'm pretty sure more people got famous because of the long lost Grand Emporium.
Hell, the Who played there.
Again STANFORDS STARTED PEOPLE OUT, not just people who played on the way up, that would be hundreds from Jeff Foxworthy to Jim Jefferies. The Grand Emporium to my knowledge discovered nobody that I am aware of, but was a great place in its day. Maybe there was one group or two, I'm not sure. The Who played SM South, they started in England folks. Not here.
As for this Benie guy no clue. I don't know anyone else who heard of him either, was he a manager? What? Sorry don't know him.
As for the French, I'm done, you're right there were no Vichy French who worked with the Germans in uniform, moron I never said the Germans rearmed the French Army, what was left of it did I. Find an old dog to kick, my story is correct but thanks for spending hours trying to find one minor issue, and on that you are wrong. In the movie Casablanca, you might have noticed armed French Police and military arresting French and foriegn folks who did NOT side with their brother Nazi's..notice that? That was true.
Hey, Glazer is right, Stanfords is the cities only media launch. We hadn't had one since 18th and Vine and Charlie Parker. Stanford and Sons in Westport started many stars, he left out the guy who had the idea, David Naster who had a nice career as well.
Glazer, you listed Larry the Cable Guy as one of your "discoveries."
Are you now claiming that his very first gig was at Stanford's? Really? You think people are as stupid as you are?
You also said that the Vichy French fought alongside the Germans. Again, you may have seen that in a movie, but it didn't happen.
As for your not knowing who Bennie Moten is, fella please don't call anyone else ignorant then.
Once again, your little dive is one of several hundred cheap little strip mall "comedy clubs" all over the country where young comics play on the way up and on the way back down. And never in between.
Anybody also remember the old Cowtown Ballroom?
Lots of acts on the way up played there as well long before they were famous, including Linda Rondstadt and the Eagles.
Stanfords started people out who were unknown or had never told a joke on stage like Louie Anderson who worked as an MC for months at the club before going anywhere else, Larry the Cable Guy was brought to me by a DJ at KMBZ, he was a total nobody, we got him instant attention when Dare let him do his weekly Friday show, til then Larry, Dan, had no big radio behind him..Stanfords featrued him for months and I got an agent to come see him as well as a VP from Universal when nobody out there knew who he was or cared the rest is history so YES WE HELPED LARRY MAKE IT BIG AND YES HE HAS SAID THAT ON STAGE>..THANKS for sharing...I don't know who Bennie is must be your loser dad the drunk, nobody knows WTF you are talking about...as for Cowtown, again nice place, all the bands were already known just going around the nation doing shows, not a place to start your career, again ONLY STANFORDS AS YOU CAN SEE EVEN THE HATERS GOT NOTHING TO SAY ON THIS ONE, CAN'T ITS A FACT STANFORDS LAUNCHED AND STARTED MORE TV AND FILM STARS THAN EVERY OTHER KC VENUE PUT TOGETHER THE LAST CENTURY A FACT. THANK YOU.
You know how to tell a pathological liar? It's because they can't shut up and their lies keep growing.
When the first lie didn't work, now we got Larry the Cable Guy never telling a joke until he stepped on the stage of your shithouse. And not only that, you personally hooked him up with his agent.
And you are still so ignorant that you still don't know who one of the biggest names in jazz history is, and not just Kansas City history.
Glazer, until you do at least 30 seconds of actual reading and research don't you ever dare to call anybody else "ignorant", especially if you think that Casablanca is an island.
I never went to Cowtown. I was living on my private island off Casablanca France at the time. I told Bogart, hey, this would be a cool place to shoot a movie. The rest is history.
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Mitzi Shore, mother of Pauly Shore, whose ex-husband Sammy Shore are the true ground breakers of the comedy type clubs that the Glazers along with David Nasters copied and want you to think they had an original idea. But it’s funny that Mitzi says that the club was and had always been a showcase and training ground for young comedians and was not about profits. She alleged that comedians came to the club and could work on their material in front of casting agents and other talent scouts who would possibly hire them as professionals if they were good enough. Then we have the Glazers who claim they have given all these up and coming comedians their big breaks. Craig swears he discovered Sinbad and made him a star, but wasn’t that long ago Glazer is quoted as saying,” In fact it was David Naster who brought in Sinbad and Louie Anderson. Those two went on to huge TV and film stardom and to this day they are household names.” But here in this post you say ‘WE’ as in who, the voices in your head? Stop the lies Glazer you are making yourself look stupid and people in the entertainment industry are laughing there ass off when they get all these stories sent to them.
Glaze??? Glaze???
Fictional movies as history?
Inglourious Basterds? You told someone that that movie had anything to do with history? You insult your own Jewish forefathers. I could explain it to you but why?
Your brain is fried. I have to use small words and simple sentence structure simply to get my point to you and your toadies (Harley and several of your own like that guy's jib personalities).
BTW, you promote Steve Kramer but have you actually watched his take on you? As with the best comedy, it is dead on true. You may blow it off as a bit, but he has you nailed and it not a pretty picture. He says that you guys are the love children of the Jesse James gang and the Three Stooges. Never heard anything more apt about you and your bro's. I'll pay for your weekly hooker next month if you can go a month with out uttering "King of Sting".
For those of you that haven't watched it, check this out, funny as hell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FJ7s18fHk7Y
Tony, I am a long time reader of your blog. I like your non Pitch, KC Star, etc... take on the goings on in KC. Keep Craig around, you are going to lose my daily hit.
Is that a promise? One less sanctimonious asshole would be an improvement.
Really? Glazer claims he is so much more brilliant and better educated than an entire generation because the bimbo he's with is even more stupid than he is, and 9:18 is the sanctimonious asshole?
But I do agree. One less santimonious asshole named Glazer whoud be a HUGE improvement.
I do Craig in the cartoon only to be funny, Craig goes along with it, cause its an exaggerated reality. Like all celebrities, I also do Chris Walken and Al Pacino. I make of fun of them cause like Craig, people know who they are so its funny. Granted Craig is much more known in this area, but in Montreal they all loved it as well.
Craig never said they started comedy clubs. He often gives the Shores credit for that, as he does David Naster for bringing in some friends who went on to do well like Sinbad. What Craig is being honest about his club and his families gave all these future stars a home, a place to work out their craft, like I did. Without Stanfords its not likely I would have gone much further. We all worked there 100's of times not a couple weeks. We did full weeks as MC's and small parts for months, didn't just stop by. So those of you who indicate differently are very wrong. Stanford and Sons is nationally known for being a major club that did discover many of todays stars. I know I travel the country and Stanfords is highly respected every up and coming act wants to play there as do top acts that do clubs.
"top acts that do clubs."
Contradiction in terms.
Look, I'll give Stanford's it's due and say that SOME local comics got their start there.
But Glazer isn't satisfied with saying that. Instead, he's got to claim credit for "discovering" acts that started elsewhere and played Stanford's -- along with dozens of other small clubs -- on their way up.
And even that isn't enough. He now claims that Stanford's has launched more "stars" than all previous KC venues combined.
Which is ridiculous on its face, and certainly the sign of a narcissist.
GLAZER MAKES A LOT OF MONEY@
THAT IRRITATES THE PEOPLE OF KCC
AND TONYSKC.
THEY CAN'T STAND THE FACT THAT
GLAZER HAS BIG MONEY. INCREDIBLE
CAR. FAME. FORTUNE. PEOPLE LOVE THE MAN. HAS A BOOK. KNOWS HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE. HANGS WITH COOL PEOPLE. HAS AN INTERESTING LIFE.
LOOKS GREAT FOR HIS AGE. EVEN WITH THE PIECE HE LOOKS GREAT AND
HE'S IN TOP NOTCH SHAPE.
HE OWNS A NATIONALLY KNOWN CLUB.
PEOPLE KNOW IT ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. BIG NAME COMEDY ACTS HAVE
WORKED THERE. WHETHER THEY ACTUALLY STARTED THERE MAKES NO DOFFIERNECE BECAUSE GLAZER PAID THEM TO PERFORM WHEN THEY WERE STARTING OUT. ED SULLIVAN DID THE
SAME THING. PEOPLE KNEW WHO THE
BEATLES WERE. THEY WERE HUGE BEFOR THEY PLAYED ON SULLIVAN.
ED SULLIVAN INTRODUCED THEM TO
AMERICA AND MADE THEM EVEN BIGGER.
THE ACTS WHO COME TO STANFORD MAY
BE OLDER BUT THEY DRAW CROWDS.
FOGHAT...AEROSMITH...AC/DC..THEY'RE
OLD BANDS BUT PEOPLE LOVE TO STILL SEE THEM PERFORM. PEOPLE LOVE TO
GO SEE COMEDY. OLD/YOUNG..COMEDY
MAKES US LAUGH.
THE OLD PEOPLE WHO HATE GLAZER CAN'T LAUGH. THEY'RE TOO BITTER.
THEY'RE TOO MAD AT THE WORLD THAT
PASSED THEM BY.
I'VE SEEN MANY ACTS AT S AND SONS.
GREAT FUN PLACE. LEFT THERE WITH
A SMILE ON MY FACE.
THE OLD HATERS CAN'T DO THAT. THE
HATE JUST INFESTS THEIR BODY. THEY
CAN'T STOP HATING FROM THE TIME THEY
WAKE UP TIL THE TIME THEY GO TO
SLEEP (8PM! HAHAHA).
THEY'RE MISERABLE PEOPLE. THEY CAN'T STAND TO SEE SOMEONE BE HAPPY OR BE SUCCESSFUL.
THEY LIVE LIFE LIKE TURTLES..HEADS
INSIDE A SHELL.
THEY HATE...THEY DENIGRATE...THEY
CAN'T GET THE HATE OUT OF THEIR
BODIES.
WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFE IT IS TO BE
A HATER...TO BE MISERABLE.
YOU CAN'T SMILE...YOU CAN'T BE
SATISFIED TIL THE INNER HATE
YOU CARRY IS EXPOSED ON A SMALL
BLOG LIKE TONYS KC.
YOU NEED HELP! YOU NEED SOMETHING TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
HATE IS A TERRIBLE EMOTION TO CARRY
WITH YOU.
ITS ADDICTIVE AND ITS TAKING OVER
YOUR LIVES BECAUSE YOU HAVE LIVED
A HORRIBLE LIFE.
SMILE...THOUGH YOUR HEAR IS
BREAKING..
SMILE...MAYBE THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. NAMES ARE NO
LONGER NEEDED.
HATE...ATTACK....HATE....ATTACK...
YOU'RE ALL MISERABLE SCUM.
YOU REALLY NEED HELP. YOUR LIVES
ARE TRULY TRULY DESIPICABLE.
GET OVER GLAZER. HE'S FUNNY..
HE'S GOT GREAT STORIES...AND HE'S
SUCCESSFUL...EVERYTHING YOU HATERS
ARE NOT.
peace and love and may your heart
find the happiness that makes life
so incredible!!!!!!!
looks like somebody got up on the wrong wide of the bed. thats a lot of caps and yelling for so early in the morning, musta had a bad day yesterday
no...great day..business is strong
and i'm in great shape...loves good...and I'm really sad for the
haters on tonys.
sad that peopl;e have to life what
short lives they have with hate
and anger and vile language....
maybe if you wouldnt attack as harshly as you do youd fine others more kinder. Problem with you is, not matter what someone point is you have to tell them they are wrong but you are the first who say you want discusion. all you do is attack peoples psition and tell them they are wrong and you are right. Think thats fun to hear all the time? You and your friend are the beacons of truth and light, lighten up and maybe you see others treat you different. You dont seem to be able to let anyone half an opinion buyt yours. Doesnt work that way
Just so you'll know that long response in caps, not me..sorry.
PS as some commenters are saying, "Craig thinks he discovered many comics who started elsewhere like Larry the Cable Guy" no I don't think we started Larry,but we unveiled him, he was pretty unknown, we played him alot, got him on Dare regularly on Fridays, got him bigger gigs like the Casino Sun Tan national shows, etc..we visa vi me called Hollywood and got their attention through my agents at Gersh, then Matt, who is at CAA now, they played him up there after coming here to see him to STANFORDS, so that is alot.
Yes we have launched and started more stars than anyone and all put togehter, mostly nobody else that has a venue in the past could do this. Nobody really did, except one or two here and there, not 20 or 30. Thats all, nothing to get mad about. Give us some credit thats all.
"Steve Kramer said...
I do Craig in the cartoon only to be funny, Craig goes along with it, cause its an exaggerated reality. Like all celebrities, I also do Chris Walken and Al Pacino. I make of fun of them cause like Craig, people know who they are so its funny. Granted Craig is much more known in this area, but in Montreal they all loved it as well.
Craig never said they started comedy clubs. He often gives the Shores credit for that, as he does David Naster for bringing in some friends who went on to do well like Sinbad. What Craig is being honest about his club and his families gave all these future stars a home, a place to work out their craft, like I did. Without Stanfords its not likely I would have gone much further. We all worked there 100's of times not a couple weeks. We did full weeks as MC's and small parts for months, didn't just stop by. So those of you who indicate differently are very wrong. Stanford and Sons is nationally known for being a major club that did discover many of todays stars. I know I travel the country and Stanfords is highly respected every up and coming act wants to play there as do top acts that do clubs.
If you are the real Steve Kramer, post this on your site. To many "like the cut your jib" bs from Craig and his toadies.
If you are the real Steve Kramer, you probably don't know this blog very well but lately Craig posts his piece and within minutes he gets way go comments that couldn't be real unless some one was tooting his own horn or told friends he was posting to go give him positive feed back.
If you are Steve, you don't have exaggerate Pacino, Walken or Glazed to make it funny. Difference is that with Glaze is he is the only small fish in a small pond. I think you have him dead on and it is funny as hell.
There is this little thing going on in Austin soon.
http://www.austintheatre.org/site/PageNavigator/moontower_home.html
12 venues with acts that don't play Stanfords. KC couldn't put on such a festival. I might be impressed if Glazed could get together a high end fest. He has the location if he picks the right dates and get the acts together. Problem is that he is to wrapped up in himself to put in the work.
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