Bryan Callen @ Stanford's This Weekend!!!



TKC Note: Our pal Craig Glazer shares first person perspective on one Bryan Callen - A comic you'll recognize from most of your favorite movies.

Bryan Callen: A Stand Out among Stand Ups

Bryan Callen has a list of credits as long as your arm. He has done more than many other comics put together. He’s been seen in ‘The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard’, ‘Old School’, ‘The Hangover’, ‘The Hangover II’ and is co-starring in the upcoming movie ‘Ride Along’ with Kevin Hart and Laurence Fishburne. On TV, he’s been seen on HBO’s ‘Oz’ ,’Sex and The City’, ‘Entourage’, MTV’s ‘Death Valley’, USA’s ‘In Plain Sight’, CBS’ ‘CSI: Miami’ and ‘How I Met Your Mother’ and TruTV’s ‘World’s Dumbest’; just to name a few.

In addition to his busy acting schedule, he is highly regarded as a stand-up comic and works the finest comedy clubs the world over. His bizarre, high-energy absurdist style is unique among comedians and he regularly leaves audiences howling with laughter.

Bryan first started working at Stanford & Sons about ten years ago out at the Overland Park Location, where we promoted him as a guy who had a recurring role on ‘Entourage’. I had just married Connie at the time and he was an amazing comic and an amazing draw then. He’s gotten better on both those ends since then.

This is Bryan’s fifth appearance here at Stanford & Sons because he is so hard to schedule around his many movie and television appearances. If you haven’t seen this amazing performer, now is the time to do it.

Callen has one of the better podcasts nationwide. He’s on Joe Rogan’s show almost every week he’s home in Los Angeles. The funniest one they did regarding KC was a few months ago. It was Joe Rogan, Dave Attell and Bryan. Too bad for me and Johnny Dare, Callen had to leave the podcast early to catch a flight. Callen mentioned he would be doing stand-up at Stanford’s in a few weeks after he finished shooting a TV pilot. The pilot has Callen as a pseudo ‘David Letterman’ type talk show host. After Bryan left, Joe Rogan began to talk about his experiences at Stanford’s years earlier. In fact, both men began to imitate my trademark line ‘Stanford & Sons, Think about it!’. At that point, he mentioned that Kansas City has one of his favorite DJ’s, he and Dave both tried to remember the DJ’s name and agreed that his name was ‘Johnny Blaze’. Dare has replayed this conversation many times on his show.

Having spoken with, hung out and worked with Callen over the last ten years I can tell you that he is not only a great actor and comic and in great shape, but he is also a warm and kind individual. He reminds me of TJ Miller in that he is a loyal, steadfast person and I can also say he is a good friend. Now,…wait for it…, yes, Callen informed me Wednesday that it was Stanford’s in Overland Park that gave him his first full-week headlining opportunity ten years ago. No, we didn’t discover Bryan Callen, but according to Callen we were the first ‘A’ Club to give him a full week as a headliner.

Bryan will be doing two shows tonight, and two Saturday before he heads back to LA. Look for his new movie ‘Ride Along’ in theaters this August. Do yourself a favor and make sure you take advantage of this opportunity to see this amazing and hilarious performer. Call (913)400-7500 for ticket prices and more information.
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  1. zzzzzzz.... anybody even Go to comedy clubs anymore?

    sad

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  2. Enough with the fucking ads already. God this Glazer idiot is annoying as shit.

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  3. Be quiet Glazer haters. You swing from his nuts regularly and you'll be in the front row.

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  4. Tony, how can you let Glazer write inch after inch of this bullshit then post it on your blog?

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  5. Callen is funnier than shit. I'm going.

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  6. Fifth visit to Stanford's means he's still a shit comic that can't move up to the Uptown or Midland.

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  7. Yes, I'm sure he's just suffering doing movie roles and playing for packed houses across the nation.

    Great analysis, loser.

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  8. Why in the holy fuck does it matter if you just married Connie, glazer you idiot?

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  9. Tony has sold out3/22/13, 4:25 PM


    Nice to learn how little it takes to buy this blog for the purpose of advertising a shitty club no-one wants to go to.

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  10. If you're making good money in movie roles you don't need to work Stanford's for $6,000.00 for three days and pay for your own travel and hotel out of that.

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  11. I know you are right, like Lewis Black being there in 08, Jefferies last year, Rob Schnieder two years ago, that loser TJ Miller who is back this year with two tv series on the air now, yeah bunch of losers. When will idots like you shut-up?

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  12. Yes. I everytime I got to the Improv or Stanfords on the weekend they are full or sold out. So what do you mean nobody goes. You must sit and home and watch Smarter than A What Grader? Cause you ain't that smart pal.

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  13. I have had to honor to work at the Glazer's club over the last 3 years. It's been a thrill to be on stage with people like Tommy Chong and Damon Wayons Jr. Craig and Jeff have been not only like big brothers to me, but have treated me and my mother like family. I read the insane lies on here about them and their well respected comedy theater and its so disturbing to think that people who write that garbadge knowing they are liars can do it so often. I am thankful we have such an honored establishment like Stanford and Sons in our city. You should be too. I wonder what people like those do like. Probably not much.

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  14. Amen Aaron.

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  15. Craig Glazer your club rocks. Callen was off the chain when he costarred on Fat Actress a couple years ago. I try and watch anything he does. He was the "Jackrabbit" on Sex In The City. Crack up.

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  16. Wow, Aaron, you can type while sucking Glazer's dick? Aren't you the talented one.

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  17. Your book was best read I had last year out of twenty or more. Heard you and Bryan on Dare a couple times this week, dude is solid. Also I have to know Glazer, is Chocolate Becky and Black Barbie two different girls? That song Johnny plays about you and her is maybe the funniest thing on KC radio. Really.

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  18. Sure, I'll have to wait while he takes if out of your ass first.



    I'm a comic, you are an idiot.

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  19. Glaze, I think these basement dwellers must wait all day and night for your stories to go up, gives them purpose other than waiting for mommy to feed them. She has to they can't have real jobs. Maybe its a club. All three fat asses sit around watch reality shows, wait for you to go up, dream about that one fat ugly girl they had back in the day, then hate on your ass. I guess. By now you must at least find them to be a hoot! Right.

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  20. ITS LIKE EVERY OTHER POST IS GLAZER.

    HOW CAN YOU RUN A CLUB WHEN YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT ON TKC REPLYING TO YOURSELF!?

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  21. Get rid of this shit.

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  22. And then suck HC's cock after hours.

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  23. I just check out TKC on the weekends- to see whats going on. Seems lately it's been the same article on Fridays TKC -- "All-time comic superstar ultra-celeb" coming to KC.

    And, as usual, never heard of the guy.

    Just because this small comedy club is located in the (bankrupt) Legend shopping center half-way to Topeka... doesn't mean a comedy "Legend" appears there every week!

    hey.. that was good!..

    Imma gonna do standup!!

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  24. Sounds like a jealous blogger. It's one article. There are like 50 on here.

    Get over yourself and you silliness.

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  25. per first comment- "who even goes to comedy clubs anymore?"

    answer .. the same people who sit around and listen to Joe Rogan podcasts.

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  26. Steadfast? Most definitely not a word in Glazer's vocabulary.

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  27. Don't feed Glazer

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  28. per first comment- "who even goes to comedy clubs anymore?"

    urrrmmm.. I'm guessing dudes who post with names like "Jealous" --use dated cliches like "Get over yourself"

    ...and then say "and you silliness".. whatever that means

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  29. Holy shit 'roid boy brought in someone decently funny. No word on how much tickets cost. Probably whatever they choose to charge you, I guess.

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  30. There was a hilarious bit on how shit Rob Schneider's comedy talent level is on the Adam Carolla podcast. Hilarious breakdown of the "lady with a penis face" scene in Deuce Bigalo European gigalo. Don't want to spoil it but....she sneezed....and cum went in an old man's SOUP!

    now that is fuckin' Get'er done comedy

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  31. I suspect none of the comments are Craig Glazer other than the ones that start with CG. I'm going to the show tonight, will report in later. Last show I saw there was Nikki Glaser, massive talent. Oh yeah she has her own TV show, another loser from S and S.

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  32. KCC HATERS CONTINUE TO SHOW THEIR STUPIDITY AND HOW LOW IN THE GUTTER
    THEIR LIVES ARE.
    KCC HATERS CONTINUE TO PROVIDE LOTS
    OF LAUGHTER FOR PEOPLE WHO KNOW
    HOW TO MAKE MONEY.
    SAY WHAT YOU WILL KCC HATERS LIKE
    CHUCK AND SMARMYMAN...YOU'RE
    LOW LIFES.
    AND I CAN PROVE IT.
    WHY DO YOU KCC HATERS CONTINUE TO
    COME HERE AND TRY TO ALWAYS TEAR
    PEOPLE DOWN.
    ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSERS
    AND I COULD GO ON BUT THE LITTLE
    GUY MIGHT GET MAD!!!!HAHAHAHA

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  33. Harley get you butt off the computer, I told you to clean out the cats litter box!

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    1. Shut up Carla, Ill duct tape you to a chair.
      Matt

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  34. This was my fav on the 'we hate everyone' comment list. "If Callen was not such a nobody he wouldn't work Stanfords for six grand, travel and air" really lets see that would be what over 300 grand a year, oh and his movie and TV money another 500 plus. How much do you make a year?

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  35. And where is it proven Callen is making 6k? And where is it proven he works all 52 weeks a year. Stop it please you're making yourself look stupid.

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  36. Leeeeeeeeave Glazer aloooooone!!!!
    harley

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  37. harley is ripped3/22/13, 9:28 PM

    harley has been missing in action. He was in the hospital. He contracted veneral warts in his throat from chuggin glazers baby gravy. On the upside harley has gained 13 pounds of muscle mass from the residual hgh and steroids in the semen.

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  38. Leeeeeeave Meeee aloooone.
    Harley

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  39. harley is ripped, I will sue you for making false claims about me! I'm calling my atternies now, I will sea you in Cort! You've done it now. What you said is hideous and a lie, I did not gain 13 pounds. Come see me kick box at Lifetime Fitness.

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  40. How much would I have to pay to get my press releases featured on TKC as a story? Is it a one-time fee, or is it a pay per click type thing?

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  41. 10:53, you'd have to blow me daily, like Craig does.
    Tony

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  42. Maybe Tony can set up a comment section three times a week for the "Glazer haters" to just rerun their same comments. No article needed. Jeez/

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  43. Saw Bryan Callen show tonight. Brilliant entertainer. Sexy, oh my God. I think my date saw me oozzinnnggg for the man. I want one!

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  44. The most pathetic people anywhere.
    At 9pm/10pm/11pm...the kcc losers
    are all over this blog putting more vile comments up.
    On a big night in kc...national
    basketball...great etertainment..
    great talent playing at green lady
    and other venues...restaruants
    busy...p and l packed...
    THESE DISGUSTING LEECHES ARE AT
    HOME WRITING CHILDISH VILE
    WORDS AGAINST A PERSON THEY DON'T
    EVEN KNOW!!!
    HOW PATHETIC.
    While the little losers were posting we were on the plaza in
    a private room cheering and drinking and laughing while these
    scumbags have only to write their
    terrible crap on a great friday
    night?
    HOW BAD ARE YOUR LIVES LOSERS?
    Seriously...how bad can your life
    be.
    We know smarmyman has no life with
    the filthy smell and stench that
    he carries with him.
    Seriously...glazer is making big
    money...runninga great biz..
    We're out with 60 friends having
    a ball..
    AND WHAT ARE THESE LOSERS DOING..
    writing childish overdone worn
    out lies and disgusting comments
    ..
    HOW BAD CAN YOUR LIVES BE?
    I mean seriously...on tonys kc
    blog ona great friday night posting
    that crap.
    HOW BAD ARE YOUR LIVES?
    no excitement..no friends..hidden
    ...lonely....introverted.
    GUYS...ITS ALMOST SCARY TO THINK
    ABOUT YOU AND THE WAY YOU LIVE.
    Lonely...probably broke...
    destitute....alone on a great friday night...
    IT'S AMAZING TO THINK HOW BAD
    YOUR LIVES ARE.
    Whoever you are...if this is the
    way you live your life...
    ITS F******g SO SAD....
    seriously...IS THIS YOUR LIFE?
    LONELY HATERS WITH NO LIFE...
    thats the best way to describe
    all of you.
    NO FRIENDS...NO LIFE...NOBODY
    BUT THE KEYBOARD TO WORK WITH
    ON A FRIDAY NIGHT..
    What a pack of loseers...maybe
    try a dating service or go pay
    some girl to talkwith..or
    go to a bar by yourself and get
    out ofthe house...
    YOU'RE SAD...VERY SAD...SAD PEOPLE

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  45. You need a new category, 7:16. I think you and your butt buddy are both giant psychiatric studies and I was at Sprint Center in a sky box from the first to last game, being waited on hand and foot then to P&L when it was over, VIP table service w coaches from teams you know. Not all who disagree with your rhetoric fit your little profile, but nice try in your mass generalization. You'll need another new category soon when the curtain falls on the great and mighty Oz.
    Ritter

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  46. Well said, Ritter. Seth Godin had interesting words on that same topic this morning. Paraphrased, he said, The problem with swagger is that if you're the swaggering one you might run into a person with even more swagger than you. When that happens, it's time to show your cards, the justification for your swagger. And if you don't deliver, you've done nothing but be exposed for who you are. Swagger without substance, when exposed in the light of day, is something you don't recover from. Once you see the little man pulling the levers that make the great and mighty Oz work, the swagger melts into a poser puddle of pathetic pablum. I say drop the curtain! At least we know Craig for what he is and he has the balls to put it out there. There's nothing more pathetic than a coward in the dark bragging about what a hot shot he is. I say lets have a look behind the curtain, who's with me?
    James from Midtown

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  47. harley dammit that litter box still not cleaned and stop lying to these people. You was working you're normal busy Friday night shift at Micky D's, just down the street from the house here west of Metcalf on 95th. People I make all the money in this house and trust me we don't live in no 650 thousand dollar house.

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  48. harley by the way get your ass home I need the Yugo to runs some errands if you have not used up all the gas going from wifi to wifi surfing porn and playing with yourself.

    Damn was I ever stupid for promising your momma I stay with you. Get you ass home boy.

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  49. What I most admire about Glazer, he puts himself into almost every stroy, some good some not. He has had a life not many can relate too. The man has done it all and then some. Wins, loses, ties. I am going on kindle today and getting his book. Maybe that will explain his behavior. Either way, the guy is unique and I'm damn glad to read his stories.

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  50. Save your money 9:34 the book is trash get it free at the library.

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  51. lets talk james from midtown
    and ritter..
    ritter..if you have a suite at the
    sprint..i'm sure we've probably met...i'm with the bankers most of the time..not big into bball...
    but they give me tickets to most
    of the suites for concerts...
    my investors are bankers, attorneys
    and businsss people...so i have
    a pretty good crew of people to
    go thru.

    .and i know most of the
    managers at pand l...so i'm sure
    we've met. I know them all from
    the rock bar..mosaic...brian collins etc...head people at cordish...so i'm sure we've met
    and if not we have many common
    friends. send me an email!!!!!
    my email is law4life1000@yahoo.com.
    Its just thatthe comments against
    glazer are so oldand worn out.
    We're already doing legal work
    on one deal with these sites and
    the district attorney and cyberharrasment and threats ...so
    what's another.
    check the laws..make your move...
    then lets see what happens.
    But what purpose is there is
    just the never ending hateful
    comments you guys put on here.
    don't read the stuff...if it
    irritates you so much don't read it.
    I don't read kcc anymore...its
    just old worn out stories...i don't
    comment there...so if you have
    aproblem contact me...
    If you dobut what i say send me
    an email and we can discuss it
    there...untilthen ...can we
    be civil....
    love to all
    HARLEY!!!!!!!!!!
    and again...some of the ommcent
    on here were not harley...whoever
    does it..please stop...
    lets discuss something intelligent!!! politics/economy..
    something that proves you have
    some intelligence..i'm sure ritter
    is a pretty sharp guy...
    have a great day...
    go KU!!!!!!

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  52. Cara, you do have some great art in your little place though. I've seen your black velvet Elvis collection, second to none, so I know Harley wasn't lying about that. I heard that its taken years for him to put that together, gathered on his trips from the city market, to Raytown and gas station parking lots all down Independence Ave. Impressive. Don't know that it's worth $50k like he claims, it would have to be marketed to the right pimp, but it is nice. I thought he was just being a pompous ass, but when I saw you own the velvet Mt Rushmore with Elvis' head up there with the presidents, well, I quietly apologized for my previous disbelief.

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  53. HARLEY 1000 HATERS 0

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  54. GLAZER...
    HEARD BOBBY SLAYTON WAS INCREDIBLE.
    CONGRATS...PLEASE ADVERTISE IN ADVANCE WHEN HE COMES NEXT TO KC.
    NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT A GREAT SPOT
    ON TONYS WE'LL KNOW WHO'S COMING.
    Headed to vegas...Andrew dice clay
    is there next week. Did he ever
    play at your club?

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  55. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  56. So glazer, since you are so public about so many minute details of your sketchy life, why don't you grab a bullhorn and blurt out your net worth?

    You'll exaggerate the most modest victories in your strange life, so it's only keeping in character for you to blurt out your house's value, your gigantic stock portfolio's value, your unbelievably huge receipts from the door at Snodfart's, etc. The disclosure must have slipped through the cracks, so here's your chance to let us unworthies gasp in jealous hater's despair!

    Since the name Snodfart is so revered in the comedy industry, I bet the buyout offers you get from other comedy-club business owners looking to grow must be in the stratosphere :) Is Snodfart's goodwill asset worth more than five mill? I sure hope so, I've got a bunch of juice rid'n on this :)

    Its hard to believe you'd decline to announce your huge overall financial value because you think revealing such private life-details is uncouth. So come across Glaze! Whatcha got? I bet its a lot:)

    Oh yah, in the same vein, how big is your dick? All of us hater-shrink-dick church-going wannabes need some more stuff to compare you to us so we can dispair about how an atheist like you can have all the luck.

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  57. Some of you need to understand Harley is now threatening legal action against several on here, including myself. The following is a cut and paste from emails he has sent me:

    "WE are now filing a protective order against you and against your cohorts who have harassed me
    and put my home address on the internet. Read the kansas statues on cyberbullying and
    cyberharassment. They are well known by my attorneys. If you were to cite
    the statutes you would know that you are wrong."


    "You and the others will have your day to explain your side of the issue while
    we will present solid screen shots/forensic evidence and TRUE STATEMENTS
    as to the threats/emails/and harassment.
    CEASE ALL CONTACT...HARRASSMENT...THREATS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

    I think you all know the "cohorts" he are referring to. I thought I should post this as a warning since it was sent to me, personally, but references others who he is threatening action against as well.

    Feel free to contact me at paulwilsonkc@gmail.com and I am more than glad to forward all his emails to you for your review. I would think a full apology from him, at this point, is one of his few options. Legally he's on tenuous grounds with his threats against a number of us.

    I have been in contact with Tony on this and will be again Monday. Again, if you think you are one of his targets, feel free to contact me at any time. We may want to approach this as a group. There's a reason why Hearne had the good sense to moderate him. I don't comment here but he's brought his slanderous activity here naming several of us in a demeaning manner which had caused harm to ourselves and, in some cases, our business.
    He can apologize to each of us or I'm willing to carry this forward on a proactive basis.
    Paul

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  58. Thank you Mr Wilson. I don't know what he's done on KCC. I don't read that blog often. But in the few weeks we've had to put up with Craig and his alter ego Harley I've read him talking badly about some one who rebuilds hot tubs, calling him germ infested, living in a filthy home and that no woman of worth would get close to him. I've read him calling you a broke dick box salesman and someone else who he says cleans toilets. Not to mention Chuck and the names he's called him. How on earth does he think that's ok but bristles when someone else has had enough of it?
    He's misled on this one and I'd be glad to connect you with all the help you guys need on this one. His presence here has done nothing positive. I will email you Monday when I'm back in my office. It would be my pleasure.

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  59. HARLEY IS GOING DOWN !!!!!


    on a wino

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  60. Again thank you all for so many intriguing comments. As for all the LEGAL stuff and anger, none of you are real. There is no legal situation with online pretend names at all from other pretend names. I see a couple real people on here, but even they use partial names. So give it a rest. Huh.

    Many questions to me, Dice never played Stanfords, we spoke about it, but he wanted 90 a tix a couple years back and I thought it would be uphill, wanted to have him, maybe down the road.

    As for my personal financial situations, those are my private biz, like yours are.

    As for the other questions too many to answer right now.

    As for Harley, well he does what he wants. I have, as many who do this at a level, many detractors, Harley is the Dark Knight I guess. He goes his own way. I don't know who he is really, he used to pound against me a few years ago. He sure is funny though.

    Will do another story Monday, I believe. Thank you all again for your input.

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  61. Craig, you are totally correct and clearly you have a better legal mind or better legal advice than your friend. There is positively no legal issue on Harley's end because, as two attorneys in the field of cyber law stated, "Harley" is an avatar, his fake name and presence has no personage, therefore "it" can not BE threatened, an avatar isn't real. No one has exposed his address, yet, as he claims, but if he would check his facts, your public address, as it's posted on your home, has no expectation of privacy and is also fair game. All of this from two attorneys who make a living partially in this specialized area.
    Now, where he's totally and deeply liable with enormous penalties is attacking someone who appears with a real name, real personage and making statements that, for example, I have a criminal record that makes you, Craig, look like "a choir boy". Or, that I'm a "broke dick box salesman" when I'm handling the largest projects in the Midwest on a daily basis. One, the single largest, most secure project in the US! We all know what that's called, verbally or in writing its slander or libel. And it carries a hefty penalty. Therein lies his whole issue. That's where he's going down hard. As for his claims, dark knight or otherwise, he hasn't a leg to stand on, so thanks for your totally accurate point of view, Craig.
    Here's what the boy needs to learn fast, you can make casual comments, but when it comes to a personage, say you, Craig, if I come on here and say Craig uses his club as a giant money laundering operation, that's a real claim, Craig is a real person and his club is a real business. That had clear and measurable negative affects on them all, not to mention, it's just not true. But truth doesn't enter into your dark knight friends mind. He's got no case, mine is substantial. He has one way and only one way out; apologies to everyone he's defamed or it moves forward rapidly.
    And thanks for the overwhelming amount of emails offering everything for assistance to pro bono aid! It won't go unnoticed! I had no idea this guy was so universally hated!
    Craig, you may be the only person who holds any impression on this coward, maybe you can speak some wisdom into him since your words are TOTALLY accurate; he has NO case regardless of his relentless threats. He has limited time to act. He doesn't know how limited. He stated he would be at the DAs office first thing Monday morning. Had he, he would have been served. But as usual, more Harley hot air.
    These aren't threats Harley, it's an 11th hour chance for you to redeem yourself. But maybe it doesn't matter since you're a 1%er, the penalties may just be pocket change to you.

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  62. Come on, all you idiots; so far, as I can tell, unless this and all other tangential threads originate as glazer semi-comic entertainment put-ons, which if so I must for once congratulate glazer, none of you have any actual damages as actual damages are legally defined. Neither of the sides can make any real case for lost money, and with no actual actual damages, good luck if you try to be awarded money based on any punitive grounds.

    If any lawsuit based on all this name calling lands in front of a judge, unless the judge wishes to throw his lawyer buddies a bone, he's likely to fine ya'll for filing frivolous lawsuits as he pours all of you out of court.

    None of you will win a Nobel Prize for all this childish crap, so why don't you attempt something productive, like a comedy routine that is actually funny?

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  63. It's funny, glazer, that you'll reveal the most intimate details of your life with strippers and other whores, and that you'll even write, or have written for you, some semi-fictional accounts of your escapades as an armed robber, but you won't gladly reveal info regarding how rich you are.

    We conclude that you have nothing to your name, because if you were a man of means, we'd be hearing all about your exaggerated version of the truth, numbers and all.

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  64. One I don't think there are any legal issues on this site or others from comment section, it is a pretend world. If a writer like me in my main frame article lie about someone, or say I was an agent when I was a rat not an agent or something happened that was a major issue and I lied about others involvement yes that is an issue that can be taken on. As in my book THE KING OF STING. LAWYERS looked over every detail that was a possible legal issue, like inventing stings, or cases or saying I was something in the legal world I wasn't...Vern Miller could sue me for lying about him or my working there as an agent. END OF THE BS ON THIS FROM ALL THE HATERS.

    As for my income or what I own, please, thats my biz. I am just fine if you are worried about me. I never gave out details on my payments from film,tv or the book..most people don't do that. I don't. The media often finds out when say a Tom Cruise gets 15 million for a picture etc..cause the studio wants it out there, Cruise doesn't. Hey wish I got 15 million for a movie. Even Tom doesn't get that anymore unless he owns part of a hit picture. Etc...so me brag about my condo, car or income and how much I'll leave that to you comment genius folks.

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  65. I have not addressed new girl friends or any 'sex' stories, think I will in the next few weeks. I know some of you love to judge, so have at.

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  66. 10:52, you may be right but I'm thinking no, in Mr Wilson's case. His is pretty clear cut in how he's been attacked. Either way my fervent hope is that someone, anyone, figures out how to fuck Harley to the point he can't afford a smartphone to blog from. He's a waste of human flesh and a pussy of the worst kind.

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  67. Look all of you are guilty of attacking each other. I think most of the attacks are just words, much of it made up. When someone goes after a family member like my deceased mother or dead brother, that is pretty low, still its pretend people like smartman, who is not a real person online. He is a cartoon. A ghost.

    People who are serious and have balls use their real name like me. End of that story.

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  68. I agree, Craig; no mistaking who I am!
    paulwilsonkc

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  69. "so me brag about my condo, car or income and how much I'll leave that to you comment genius folks."

    Uhhhh Dr. Scribe.....

    Could you decipher this for us folks who only understand English?

    Thanks,

    John Elbert

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  70. As big a pain in the ass as Craig is, at least he is who he is.

    Harley is "come see my $650K house and my $50K art collection. See how the successful people live."

    Well, OK, we'd be glad to. Give us an address and well be there. Otherwise, you live in a $150k house struggling to make ends meet, mr ghost.

    Your comment about me being in a skybox at Sprint Center? You're there for all the concerts with bankers? Well, OK. So far you work with the biggest law firms in the nation. Then another day, the biggest doctors in the nation. But you go to concerts in the skybox with the biggest bankers. I think what you actually do is shovel the biggest pile of shit for a living at the OP sanitation plant. Until you can prove otherwise, you live on Hardy and scoop poop. But well allow you the biggest house on Hardy and the biggest shovel to scoop the biggest pile of poop because we know, you're the biggest. We just don't know the biggest what, other than biggest pussy, coward, chicken, blow hard faggott. Add me to your lawsuit, you kick boxing wunderkind.
    No more of your stories till you develop the balls to prove something.
    In the mean time, I'm flying my private jet to Aruba, over gross weight because I brought $5M in gold to deposit in my own offshore bank so I can buy a Picasso at auction this week.
    Every time you talk all I hear is John Lovits on SNL, "YEAH.....THAT'S what I did.....that's the ticket, me and my girlfriend, Moooorgan Faaairchild, yeah, that's the ticket!"
    Ritter

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  71. This is old already as is this article and comments section, but regarding my English, its pretty good. Notice these articles, which are edited before they go up, much smoother. Hearne could have had me do that as well, but he was editing, sooooo. Anyways I have no idea why my income or what I own is now an issue.

    I have, like many of you guys, worked hard for what I have and had. Like all of us I have good years and ones that were not so great. I'm not a kid born with a silver spoon or one that brags about my financial achievements. I only talk about my wins and loses in trying to get things done in my life and for history. Like you guys in your own ways. Thats all. If I can make some dough with any of it, that's great. Again just like you.

    I don't remember bragging about any income. I did a couple stories that involved my car, just cause its unique and fun to ride in when its not snowing, raining, cold or well you get it. That's all. I've always been kinda a hot rod guy, even as a kid. Again, no big deal.

    Hope that helps. Yes I know no matter what I do or write the attacks will never end, way it is...

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  72. Harley
    has an
    excellent case.
    Federal court case.
    Other issues
    involved also.
    We'll be there this week. 23.
    Justice is
    slow. 10:52 is totally wrong.
    Everyone should read the
    cyber law statutes in kansas/missouri/federal
    briefs.
    Those count.
    We'll see.
    Ritter: contact harley.
    Leaving for vegas.

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  73. Harley, you won't get a contact from me. I'm partners with one of the best attorneys in the area and I've shared your comments. If anyone has a legal case it's the people you have attacked by name, not you. Trust me on this one, son, he practices in this area. Your smartest move would be to apologize and pray to God two or three of these people don't come after you!
    If you have an ounce of legitimacy, which I doubt, and if you have an attorney who knows the law, which I doubt, you would already know you don't have a case but still want to run a bluff. And if your attorney really is a partner in your other business dealings, he or she would be showing an incredible lack of concern for your own fiscal and legal health as chasing something this dead end would only gain billable hours for them, nothing for you. You simply have to know that by now if you know anything about cyber law or have had the most brief of conversations with your attorney.
    Not to mention what you open yourself up to in counter suits and frivolous claims, as what you're doing is nothing short of frivolous.
    Part of an attorneys job is to act as your agent in all ways. If your attorney is willing to bill you $50K for something like this, you need a new attorney.
    Take it from the experts, play nice, say you're sorry and kick the can on down the street. I'm left with two choices. One, you know this already but have to continue to run your tough guy bluff or, two, you really are that inept with legal advice that really is that poor. The first in excusable, the second is just hard to imagine, even from you.
    The more you accuse the deeper you get. Like I said, apologize to the people you really have wronged and pray they are willing to move on. You have nothing but upside risk and needless expense.
    Ritter

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  74. Ritter: Never heard of you before..
    what is your story. Its none
    of your business. You're not
    even involved in this case.
    Tell your partner to handle the
    defendants and make $300 an
    hour..i don't care.
    Out of my hands. I've turned
    everything over to the attorney
    on this case.
    We will make no futher comments
    on this. I would check the fed
    courthouse later this week.

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  75. heard the comic was great at
    stanfords.
    artie should be good too.

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