Thursday, February 07, 2013

Whitlock Will NEVER Win The Pulitzer

One more former star newsie laments the trajectory of his career and jokes about journalism: Bottom Line Communications objects to Whitlock playing the race card . . . But I think it's part of what makes the sports columnist so entertaining.

14 Comments:

Chasin' Shitcock said...

I wants me a pullet surprise and I wants it now!

Jason "Pullet Surprise" Whitlock said...


My globally-important writing on things such as the effect on the trajectory of a well-hit baseball by an epic McRib-induced fart from the press box only failed to get proper recognition because of racism.

Byron my bitch boi said...

nigga, nigga, nigga....why i gotz to be so nigger?????

chuck said...

Whitlock, crippled by the weight of his own ego and aspirations of humor, produces a written by product less polished than necessary to flourish in journalistic waters more salubrious to those unctuous, conventional and predictable talking heads with the brains of Jessica Rabbit at ESPN.

So, like any self respecting black man who fails or falls short, he goes to the well!!!

It's RAYCISSSS!!!!

The well is drying up boys.

Anonymous said...

Nor will Glazer win one

Anonymous said...

Yep, I think Chuck is definitely black.

Orphan of the Road said...

A legend to last a lunch time.

He had an original thought once but it went to his head and died a lonely death.

Anonymous said...

Whitlock is Craig Glazer's black half-brother.

Anonymous said...

Has been. End story.

xalti said...

I'm sure Jason Whitlock is crying on top of the big pile of money he earns for constantly stirring up his fans.

Anonymous said...

I think 1:50 must be retarded.

Xalti. - i think whitlok rights 4 a blog and on fox on line. He probably has more $ than tony. Thats about it.

Anonymous said...

Why not? They give bogus awards to NIGGERS all the time. Shit, Obama won (was given) a Nobel......

Anonymous said...

I think 2:59 learned spelling and grammar from a retarded person. Sorry, that's unfair to retarded people.

Anonymous said...

4:57 comment just had to come from a grade schooler. Who the hell else, would make such a dumb assed post?