Thursday, February 14, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! CHECK OUT KANSAS CITY'S TOP 5 POWER COUPLES FOR VALENTINE'S DAY 2013!!!



At the conclusion of this day of love in Kansas City, let's finish our discussion with a look at Kansas City duos who are strong in their own right but even better together.

To wit . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT KANSAS CITY'S TOP 5  POWER COUPLES!!!

1. MO Secretary Of State Jason Kander and CEO/Serial Entrepreneur Diana Kander



MO SOS Jason Kander is the youngest Statewide politico in all of the nation and Mrs. Kander is a leading local biz lady. More than anyone else, they represent the very best of Kansas City and a real hope for the future.

2. Councilman Scott Taylor And Attorney/Jackson County Part-Time Employee Cathy Jolly



Together this couple are the toast of 12th and Oak. They posses a list of political, union and social connections unparalleled by almost any other pair working in Kansas City.

3. Kriss And Tracy Ward



While these two don't hold elected office, together they exercise a strong influence over Kansas City's cultural scene. Tracy Ward is leader of the Liberty Restoration Project and a powerful force among the alternative political circles. Meanwhile, Kris is the elder statesman of Kansas City's hard rock music scene and plays with more than few notable bands around town.

4. Congressman Emanuel Cleaver And His Wife Dianne



We're all familiar with Rep. Cleaver's role as Congressman but his wife Dianne is a philanthropic powerhouse who is tirelessly dedicated to volunteering her time for this community.

5. Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz And Kansas City Mayor's Office Intergovernmental Affairs Director Genaro Ruiz.



This Latino power couple also works 12th and Oak with a skill unmatched by most. They've had their share of political opponents but still manage to survive which is no easy feat for any denizen of Kansas City's poltical scene and Latinos in particular.

And so we celebrate the love of Kansas City's political and cultural cultural elite while the rest of us remain powerless and alone in the last remaining hours of Valentine's Day.

32 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good Riddance Funk And Squid.

Superdave said...

Damn Tony are you drunk?

Tony said...

Not yet. But I'm thinking about it.

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Can we start calling you Mr. Z? It'll be nicer than what your old "friends" at the Star say about you. Considering you've been at this site for months and given up on your blog.

Anonymous said...

You're Mexican = always drunk.

Superdave said...

Then do it my man and come back and do some posting wanna see some posts when you are ripped.

Paddy O'Quigley said...

You're thinking of the Irish.

Anonymous said...

Is Mayor Sly James still hiding his white wife from the public?

Anonymous said...

Phew man what a motley freaking crew.

Anonymous said...

Company of Thieves

Politically Smegmated Scumbags Of 2013 said...

^^^ A Much Better Title For That Crew ^^^

spyke1 said...

Go for it Tony. I see the silly poem posted all over facebook today:
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
I prefer chocolate, but hey, I'm also old & tired...

Anonymous said...

Diane Cleaver is not just a volunteer, but the Exec. Dir. of the Urban Neighborhood Initiative. keep your resume rolodex current!

Anonymous said...

Fuck
Them
All

Anonymous said...

True dat!

Anonymous said...

True dat!

Anonymous said...

What a shame KC is in such poor shape.

Anonymous said...

Diana Kander is a con artist. She has never made a nickel in this town and every business she has started, has failed miserably.

Anonymous said...

What a shame KC is in such poor shape.

Reality said...

No, Mike and Georgia Sanders?

Anonymous said...

What about that former Council woman?

Anonymous said...

What? No picture of Glazerrrrrrrrrrr and one of his muffin top hotties?

Anonymous said...

Cleaver has done more to hurt kc than all of the homicides in the last decade.

Anonymous said...

Maybe a bit of an exaggeration.

Anonymous said...

The former councilwoman has put power aside in order to be the sex kitten to a doctor: she was reared to be such a nice girl.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Diane Cleaver should do some volunteer work at the fuckin car wash so we don'tt have to pick up the fuckin tab.

Anonymous said...

That tatooed, fucking loser, Ward, has NO business being on this list. Look at the worthless fuck....He definitely belongs in an Independence bar room or adult theater. Loser!

Anonymous said...

Scott Taylor's Valentine was a bottle of hand cream and we all know it.

Cathy Jolly was busy cashing county checks, and besides she had just had her hair done three times yesterday and it might mess it all up.

Robert Beltran said...

Can we please get a photo of Theresa Garza Ruiz from this century???

Anonymous said...

...and just who is the genius who declared himself the KC Power Couple Selection Authority.....

Anonymous said...

Oh!! I get it, this is joke list!

Yeah, there's no way TKC could be serious with these couples.
I suppose it's like when he had bad things to say upon Adele Hall's passing.