Sunday, February 10, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY MAYOR PRO TEM QUANDARY!!! AWESOME INSIDERS ATTEMPT TO NAIL DOWN SEXY CINDY CIRCO'S NEXT MOVE!!!



These are good times for Kansas City Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo.

Most Kansas City Insiders no longer bother to mention her elected position as Council Lady because she hasn't contributed anything significant to the 5th District in more than a year.

Cindy Circo is thinking big and so are her supporters.

To wit . . .

OVER THE PAST FEW WEEKS WE'VE SPOKEN WITH A NUMBER OF KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN NAILING DOWN SEXY CINDY'S NEXT MOVE!!!

This Kansas City quest for knowledge was inspired by an ORIGINAL TKC TIPSTER identifying a truism for us . . .

"Look Tony, she's really putting a lot of effort into her hair. Obviously, she's not going back to the nail salon. She's back in school, back on the prowl and attempting a makeover every month. That's a clear sign she's going to make a very significant run."

Agreed . . .

THE STINKY PERFUME WORN BY MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO IS CALLED AMBITION AND FROM WHAT WE HEAR ALL OF THIS TOWN'S BIG TIME POLITICAL DONORS ARE GETTING A WHIFF!!!

And this is where things get complex.

Jackson County Insiders are certain she's going to make an attempt to replace Exec Mike Sanders.

"She's making so many connections in the corridor right now that she seems to think she has a shot. She's going to sell herself as a Union candidate and hope that the 'girl power' vote will carry her."

That's certainly a recipe for failure but it sounds like typical Kansas City political stragegy developed over a few (too many) cocktails at Cafe Trio.

And then . . . Let's not forget about the Kansas City Switcheroo that sexy Cindy might pull with Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz.

This is a far more reasonable option according to more seasoned Jackson County Political experts.

"She can bide her time at the County, stay in politics, earn a salary and hope that something better comes along. It's not glamorous but it shows versatility and that might turn a few heads."

Unlike her harido and flashy jewelry seen in the photo at the top of this post . . . This County Legislator Option could be a conservative and smart move. But let's face it . . . Recently divorced broads aren't known for making good decisions.

Now, here's our favorite bit of gossip . . .

SEXY CINDY CIRCO COULD SERVE AS A SOLID DEMOCRATIC PARTY CHALLENGER AGAINST OR REPLACING CONGRESSMAN CLEAVER!!!

That's right, I put Donkey Cocktail Chatter out there. what of it?

There are some Kansas City Democratic Party dreamers who see big things ahead for Sexy Cindy and a trip to Washington D.C. after Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency could benefit the many backers she's "entertaining" as of late.

Don't laugh.

Kansas City corporate insiders have taken a strong liking to Sexy Cindy and she still holds on to a great deal of Union support.

Meanwhile . . . Let's be forthright, just about every Democrat in Kansas City is looking at their watch and waiting for Congressman Cleaver to hang it up.

Sure, Sexy Cindy will hug the Congressman tight in public but she's no less dangerous than any other recently divorced lady.

A bit of Latino culture perspective to show where we're coming from:

Frida Kahlo: "They say never trust a limping dog or the tears of a woman."

Anyhoo . . .

What we know for a FACT is that in the midst of all this political intrigue . . . Sexy Cindy Circo is having a fine time, meeting new people, not doing much as a member of Council and experimenting with a great many hairdos.

In other words, Mayor Pro Tem Cindy Circo is making sure that her next move is her best move and all of Kansas City will soon to take notice of her winning.

DEVELOPING . . .

45 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tony, you forgot to mention that she could challenge Sly. That is the real gossip out there right now.

Anonymous said...

Also you better be careful Tony she might turn and do a Glazer number on you. Calling you a loser and hater. And when that don't work she will call you fat, ugly, gay and a mommas boy.

Anonymous said...

In Glazer's case, the shrinks call that "projection."

Anonymous said...

I have always been impressed by elected officials that have a bigger life outside of elected office, than spending energy to stay in a middle income salary position. This is the opposite.

Anonymous said...

I want to fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

chuck said...

"THE STINKY PERFUME WORN BY MAYOR PRO TEM CINDY CIRCO IS CALLED AMBITION..."

Ok, that is pretty funny. :)

Tony's Perfume is "La Fonda #5". It costs the same as the Fried Tacos (Best in Town.).

My cologne is Kimore Lee Simmons new "Golden Dawn". It is being marketed in Europe now and I hope it gets some traction here. The cost is the alienation of those who will not see.

John Sharp loves "Cool Water". He hopes some day to have enought street cred to wear it. It runs about a Trillion Dollars.

Coucilman Michael Brooks loves Madonna's "Truth or Dare". Pretty expensive, it's rught at 15K.

Glazer is a big fan of Kate Moss' new "8 Ball", a powdery bouquet which customers just can't get enough of. I swear to god, I don't know how much it costs.

Louie Wright loves "Hugo Boss". The Taxpayers pick up the tab on that shit, it ain't cheap and the final cost is still being determined.

Kyle James smells like "Teen Spirit". His dad pays for that.

Brian Busby ALWAYS wears Calvin Klein's "Obsession for Men". I swear to god I REALLY don't know the price of that one. I hear he buys it hot behind a Chik Filet from Daisey Bucket.

Clay Chastain wears, of course, "Delusional" from the makers of Hai Karate.

Danny O'Neill used to spritz on some Polo like all white boys. Recently, he is covered in the new "In Your Face" aroma created at the Roasterie. That shit is expensive too.

Gloria Squitero does not wear perfume.



Anonymous said...

Did she really switch teams?

Anonymous said...

Gawd, I hope not. That would be a truly tragic loss for the guy's side...

Orphan of the Road said...

chuck, gotta correct you hear. The Mare & Shitty Council don't wear cologne, THEY STINK!

Anonymous said...

Someone has a lot of time on their hands if they are paying that much attention to her hair and then taking the time to write TKC about it.

Anonymous said...

Its really funny the conclusions people will draw simply because a woman wants to keep up her appearance. I would say thats more for herself or a love interest than anything else.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be something if the people actually woke the fuck up while these people are out at their parties and power lunches and decided to put candidates who would actually WORK FOR them in the JOBS and these folks all found themselves UNEMPLOYED? A girl can dream.......

Anonymous said...

Please name one thing this woman has done to justify her possibly being our mayor or even worse, US House member.

I know bitchtits obsesses over women so it could be him but I don't believe she's ever done anything than win a few city council spots?

Anonymous said...

God Damn It...

That woman is ugly a sin on Sunday. You desperate chumps need to get the beer goggles off.

Anonymous said...

For Mayor, Sly would beat her like a redheaded stepchild; however, she's very attractive, got an enviable resume and can kind of name her own ticket within city government, if she's a mind to. Don't underestimate this lady, she's a lot smarter than you might think...

Anonymous said...

Attractive?

She has a face like a mule!

*gack!*

the anti f her n th a and c on her face guy said...

I'd take her out to dinner then give her a FOOT MASSAGE!

Anonymous said...

Skankazoid Beasty

Anonymous said...

Won't that former councilwoman make a comeback and run for Mayor?

Tevya said...

No, Beth has reached the highest place on the traditional pecking order that she could ever acheive: a doctor's wife.

Questions must be answsered! said...

Now there are people who read this blog who know, so provide the answer: screamer or moaner?

We have already learned from experienced readers that she is very anti-brazillian.

Anonymous said...

You would have to ask Jason Kander for that answer. He always brags about her.

Anonymous said...

Jesus. What a joke of a blog to actually post this kind of shit. That's to say nothing of the clown that wrote it. Get the fuck over it.

Anonymous said...

A bucket of ass would smell nicer than she, Parfum de Toilette or not.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the mayor pro tem has only been quiet lately because she is working on a super secret plan to deal with the flash mobs on the plaza! You know it has only been two years since she promised to come up with a plan to deal with that little problem that doesn't seem to be getting any better. With her leadership we'll soon have a full proof plan for dealing with those pesky flash mobs of marauding youth in the city's #1 shopping and entertainment district!

Anonymous said...

I'd bet that gal can rock that pussy as well, or better'n most twenty year olds. She's gotta know a few tricks....

Anonymous said...

That Mayor Pro Tem worked out good for Deb, Cindy not going to happen look at the past people who have tried to lanuch from that position all have failed. Give your nail skills warm.

Anonymous said...

She is like the Pied Piper of cats. Her tuna smell is so strong that cats from blocks around focus in on the scent trail and follow her.

Several Chinese restaurants in KC have approached her with offers of cash:
All she has to do is walk routes around their establishments. She makes a few bucks and will help them lower their cost of "chicken".

Anonymous said...

Here is the timeline: Sanders runs for a 3rd term (let's be honest, nobody can beat him at this point) but is not going to finish it out(Cleaver runs 1 more time max as he has told many major donors), thus Circo is set to run in 2016 for Exec after 2 years on the legislature. She blocks out both Garza and Callahan, neither of whom can beat her. Will be interesting times at the county as Vic learns how unpopular he has become.

Anonymous said...

There ain't a man, with real balls, within a hundred miles, who wouldn't just love to the fuck the living shit outta her, right now!!

Anonymous said...

5:12 is obviously a 12 year-old boy or a lesbian.

Anonymous said...

The 5:12PM poster could also be Mary Sanchez in strap-on mode.

Anonymous said...

No, 5:12 knows Cindy personally and she is smoking hot, no matter what you fucking asshats think...

Anonymous said...

Glazer share an STD with her yet?

Oh, Puhleeeze! said...

Since when is ignorant white trash considered "smoking hot"?



Anonymous said...

lolz

5:12 PM is Cindy!

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Anonymous said...

Cindy not a far enough lowlife to do The Glazer

Anonymous said...

11:02, tell my how doing nails, being a below average PIAC rep and accomplishing very little during her time on Council constitutes an "enviable résumé."

Circo is smoke and mirrors and no substance. Average intelligence and inflated sense of self-importance. Do us all a favor and get married and stay out of politics.

Since you asked said...

2/10/13, 1:01 PM

She lets loose with breathy UH UH UH! Then her hips grind against you taking you in and then there is an AH AH.

Anonymous said...

So in short she is no lassie

Anonymous said...

Is she really hooked up with Sanders' secretary?

Anonymous said...

This lady ain't no tramp but she damned sure ain't no dyke either...

Versace said...

the old gal puts up a passable front but her face is real craggy. Might be a sign of really deep thinking?
The current mayor is down right homely. Let's just pass over Sharp....
Reed is a boy's wet dream until he starts thinking on his own. Glover was never young Love's dream, too howdy doody outside of one county in Texas.
Wagner sure piled on the free lunches..dinners.. breakfasts.. 2nd breakfast.. early lunch.. etc. the boy is a downright Hobbit.
Taylor is very pedestrian looking but he must have hidden attractions? Jolly must think so.
Now we come to the good Rev. Brooks. Hmm.. he sure has missed his calling. a plain man with a very open agenda, more money.
Ford is Ford a very big teddy bear.

She Is Getting Rather Creaky, But...... said...

Her hips look perfect for handholds to bend her over and drive the pulsating 2" glazer into the cavernous yawning botello.