TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY COUNCILMAN SOON TO SUFFER TRAGIC SEXTING SCANDAL!!!
While Kansas City searches for more streetcar cash, money for old and busted fountains and the missing $15K . . . Something else quite interesting and sexual has popped up.
BOING and to wit . . .
A COUNCIL DUDE IS SOON TO BE EMBROILED IN A NASTY SEXTING SCANDAL THAT'S GOING TO HORRIBLY EMBARRASS KANSAS CITY, THE CURRENT CROP OF POLITICOS AT CITY HALL AND LOCAL DEMOCRACY IN GENERAL!!!
Yes, we've noted this sexting controversy before but now it's in full swing . . . It's just hanging around . . . Dangling so to speak . . .
THAT'S RIGHT . . . KANSAS CITY COULD SOON SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF HAVING TO WITNESS NASTY EVIDENCE OF A HIGH POWERED COUNCIL DUDE PUTTING HIS SCHLONG BEFORE THE INTERESTS OF CONSTITUENTS!!!
Already community leaders are hoping that a resignation comes before this nasty episode quivers and shakes down the current City Hall power structure.
But don't count on it . . .
Very much like high school . . . This bit of City Hall intrigue is like a game of chicken. Man Chicken.
(Ugh, this is so gross. Did you know that I wrote my Master's Thesis in Communication Studies on the practical application of chaos theory in mainstream media markets using a differential cost analysis model? But I digress . . .)
Anyhoo . . .
GET READY FOR A KANSAS CITY SEXTING HOT MESS COMING SOON TO CITY HALL THAT WILL EMBARRASS JUST ABOUT EVERY POLITICO @ 12TH AND OAK!!!
And remember . . . When Drudge broke the Lewisnky scandal his details were even more vague with no comments from the public . . . Here at TKC our KICK-ASS BLOG COMMUNITY AND BRILLIANT TIPSTERS are doing much better when it comes to making sure that locals know about this hot mess FIRST. Natch. And now we leave other newsies to clean up the after-birth and transcribe the deets of the story we've delivered unto the world . . . Ewww.
DEVELOPING . . .