The Incredible Shrinking Star
Bottom Line Communications: "In an effort to further cut costs the Kansas City Star will shrink in size by about an inch from the top. While that might not seem like “Stop the Presses” news to most readers, the McClatchy-owned newspaper will be able to save considerably on printing costs by moving to a smaller page."
Posts
8 Comments:
My outhouse appreciated the news
Wouldn't 8.5x11 save even more?
Here's the best savings plan for the KC Red Star:
Shut down after apologing to the public for all the lies and Socialist propaganda.
Then have the entire staff gather together and self-immolate in the lobby of the Star office building.
Televise this.
Thank you in advance.
Judy shut it down and let us buy and and then COR downtown would have proper space.
Since they don't write about much anyway, there's no sense in taking up more paper to say less. Besides, nobody is reading it anyway.
Less for their mascot, Yael the pit yorkie to crap on.
I'll have to train my bird not to poop too close to the edge of his cage.
I'm gonna start collectin the news paper stands crush em an sell them fo scrap
Post a Comment