Tuesday, February 19, 2013

The Incredible Shrinking Star

Bottom Line Communications: "In an effort to further cut costs the Kansas City Star will shrink in size by about an inch from the top. While that might not seem like “Stop the Presses” news to most readers, the McClatchy-owned newspaper will be able to save considerably on printing costs by moving to a smaller page."

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

My outhouse appreciated the news

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't 8.5x11 save even more?

Anonymous said...

Here's the best savings plan for the KC Red Star:
Shut down after apologing to the public for all the lies and Socialist propaganda.
Then have the entire staff gather together and self-immolate in the lobby of the Star office building.
Televise this.

Thank you in advance.

Anonymous said...

Judy shut it down and let us buy and and then COR downtown would have proper space.

Anonymous said...

Since they don't write about much anyway, there's no sense in taking up more paper to say less. Besides, nobody is reading it anyway.

Anonymous said...

Less for their mascot, Yael the pit yorkie to crap on.

Red Cage Liner said...

I'll have to train my bird not to poop too close to the edge of his cage.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna start collectin the news paper stands crush em an sell them fo scrap