KANSAS CITY SNOWBOUND SIX PACK!!! BIKINI HOTTIES IN TROPICAL PARADISE CONTRAST KCMO BLIZZARD AFTERMATH!!!
Kansas City is buried under snow and now dealing with the aftermath of a blizzard but the Internets is still working and that has inspired this tour of our favorite scantily clad bikini babes scantily pictured in tropical paradise.
Also, bikini hotties contrasting Kansas City snow just seems right.
Of course we start with Kate Upton and some underrated swimwear promo work she has been doing on the side.
Next up . . .
Rihanna isn't much of a musician or an actress but she's one of the best looking top 40 artists in skimpy swimwear.
Of course . . .
Candice Swanepoel is our bikini hottie gold standard.
A more exotic look . .
Irina Shayk and her bikini modeling AWESOME offer an exceptionally sultry respite for snowy cowtown weather . . .
Recently brought to our attention . . .
Nina Agdal could sell ice cubes to
Eskimos Inuit–Yupik Natives but I don't believe she makes a habit of eating at Hardee's no matter what Super Bowl adverts claim.
Finally . . .
We'll always have a place for Denise Milani in our hearts and as long as she's wearing some kind of skimpy bikini.
And so if you've made it this far . . . We have to get back to reality in Kansas City for just a brief moment . . .
Here are a few Kansas City snowbound items to note as we get ready for the morning . . .
KANSAS CITY BUS SERVICE WILL RESUME FOR FRIDAY!!!
KCI HOPES TO START MOVING MORE PLANES OUT OF HERE IN THE MORNING!!!
"Officials at Kansas City International Airport said they planned to reopen the airport as soon as possible so flights can resume Friday morning."
KCPS IS CLOSED TOMORROW!!!
Front page of their site warns that the KCPS is closed for Friday.
YES THE CITY WILL BE TOWING ALL OF THE ABANDONED CARS THE LITTER THE STREET!!!
If your car was towed, contact the City Tow Lot at 7750 E. Front St., Kansas City, Mo., beginning Friday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. For more information call 816-513-0692.
PLOWS IN KANSAS CITY PROPER WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE SURE THE NICER PARTS OF KCMO HAVE ACCESS!!!
Maybe but probably not . . .
WEATHER NEWSIES GLEEFULLY CHEER THE PROSPECT OF MORE SNOW NEXT WEEK!!!
On a personal note, I did get my mom's driveway shoveled. You'd be amazed how much work a cold Latino standing in front of the CAN center will do for a fiver. Kidding . . . I totally haven't even thought about shoveling yet . . . Tonight's game play on Call Of Duty is INSANE.
Anyhoo . . .
Hopefully, we'll have more news other than Kansas City snow coverage coming up for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!