Thursday, February 28, 2013

First Lady Obama Visits Missouri Fatties!!!



First Lady Michelle Obama makes a brief stop in Missouri in order to remind us all that ranch dressing is not a food group.

Check it:

First lady makes pit stop in Missouri for childhood obesity campaign

Thankfully, this visit didn't even come close to Kansas City or else the local catering would have pretty much defeated the purpose of her chat.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Whaf a dumb, ugly, fat assed cunt. she looks like her pussy stinks. Worst yet I bet she is into gokkun.

Anonymous said...

DOUCHEBAG

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony -- why don't you put in some sort of screen to eliminate these crude comments?

I am no fan of M.O., but really....

Focus on the issues people, not the personalities.

Anonymous said...

Here's one of "the issues":
Stupid fucking elitist CUNT.

Anonymous said...

Sphincter says what?

Bob Woodward said...

Heh, Heh, Heh...

Threaten Me, eh?

Time to get out my journalistic shovel and start digging into this Obama charade/bullshit parade going on in D.C....

Proud as punch said...

As a hard-working, tax-paying, voting citizen of these here United States, I just want to express how thrilled I am to be able to pay for M.O. to jet around the country on these B.S. jaunts.

My tax dollars at work.

Anonymous said...

stupid nigger whore.

NEWSFLASH: Drone Attack On Missouri! said...


NEWSFLASH: Drone Attack On Missouri!

Terrified witnesses and survivors could barely describe the horrible scene.

One victim described it this way before passing out and being carted off by medics:
"She was droning on-and-on-and-on about what we should eat and what we should not eat. I was like shrapnel tearing into our freedom, and gutting our rights to live the way we choose to. It was like she was sucking the life out of our very souls!"

Anonymous said...

This fat assed cunt slut whore is into gokkun???? Wow first Tracy Ward now MO??

Anonymous said...

Michelle is hotter and classier than any of your racist, no-teeth mamas, and you all are just jealous.

Anonymous said...

Ask her why her law license is suspended.

Anonymous said...

So does her head sway from side to side on the drink cup?

Anonymous said...

Whe hell would she go to Springfield with all those far right wackos, just watch Winter Bone to see how families work down there.

Anonymous said...

Did she go to Bryants?

Shegotta Hugeass said...

What a waste of air, water, and tax dollars.

Anonymous said...

I think 3:23 pretty much has it figured out. Phoney Baloney.