Wednesday, February 06, 2013

CRAIG GLAZER CELEBRATES BEYONCÉ AND THE ASCENDANCY OF BLACK WOMEN!!!



TKC Note: A recent message from our friend Criag Glazer seems appropriate for Black History Month and provides his perspective on pop culture and changing attitudes. 

Check it:

Super Bowl Sensation Beyoncé

‘Hey, where did we go, Days when the rains came? Down in the hollow, Playin' a new game, Laughin' and a-runnin', hey hey, Skippin' and a-jumpin', In the misty mornin' fog, With our, our hearts a-thumpin', And you, my brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl…’

The day has come. Now even the Super Bowl, America’s biggest one-day entertainment event, features a black female sex symbol; Beyoncé. How times have changed.

If you thought, well, Dianna Ross and the Supremes from yesteryear…maybe. But the show would have looked nothing like the spectacular, sex-driven, MTV video dance extravaganza put on by Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child. Yup. The black female sex symbol has taken charge. Not just Beyoncé. Some think that the incredible game between the San Francisco 49’ers and the Baltimore Ravens was the thing. The media sees it otherwise. Their thing has been the half-time explosion put on by America’s newest female sex symbol, Beyoncé.

Even right here in Kansas City, even sports shows like 610’s ‘The Big Show’ spent almost as much time talking about how badly they would like to spend just one night with Beyoncé as they did the actual Super Bowl game. To hear them, and other media, talk one would think Beyoncé is the hottest female on the planet. Personally, while I find her very attractive, she might be just a wee bit over-rated. Granted, below the belt she is a sight. Looking above the waist, very pretty, but maybe not quite so super. It struck me odd how just a few years ago that having black women represent America as the sex symbol it would have been almost taboo. I was wondering how many beautiful, talented black women from the forties through the eighties were so badly and unfairly overlooked.

Beyoncé has a nice singing voice, but it’s far from spectacular. In fact, the most talented singer on the field was not Beyoncé. That award would have to go to the star of ‘Dream Girls’; Jennifer Hudson. In fact, a trimmed down Hudson may not be too far below the beauty of even Beyoncé. To be fair, I would compare Beyoncé’s talent more closely to Britney Spears. A lot of show and not as much ‘go’. Neither Britney nor Beyoncé’s singing talent alone would be able to compete with Whitney Houston, Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler.



Seeing very pretty, intelligent black women on the arms of white men and black men is now becoming the rage. I, myself, have some experience with being the white guy out with the black hot chick. Having dated Black Barbie (aka Monique Hall) and years ago Channel 9’s Crystal Jackson, I know how exciting it can be. In fact, Kansas City now boasts a female star who is not only beautiful, but clever and intelligent beyond compare; KCTV5’s Kelly Jones.



@kellybetterkc

The black female as sex symbol really took off when Halle Berry put on the Cat-Woman outfit. Even though the movie itself was terrible, Halle and her tight leather outfit were not. Halle would later go on to win Best Actress for the movie ‘Monster’s Ball’. We still haven’t gotten over the most talked about Super Bowl Half Time show starring Janet Jackson when she ‘accidentally on-purpose’ gave us a little flash on national TV.

I’m not too sure the power outage at the Super Bowl wasn’t caused by the explosive half-time show. However, I think for most viewers the delay and wait was worth it.

‘…And whatever happened,To Tuesday and so slow,Going down the old mine, With a transistor radio, Standin' in the sunlight laughin', Hidin' behind a rainbow's wall, Slippin' and a-slidin', All along the waterfall, With you, my brown eyed girl, You my brown eyed girl…’ 
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92 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Good for Craig, it's nice to see diversity celebrated as something good for a change on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Good for Craig now there is a fake post if there ever one was to be made!

Not using a fake name said...

CG: The King of Stinging Herpes Sores

Anonymous said...

Too bad she sucked.

Not using a fake name either said...

I think the brown eye he is talking about goes back to his jail days when he was the one with the brown eye.

The Truth, The Whole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth said...

Yes the wait was worth it we got to see Glazer lose his prediction and that folks was well worth the wait. Oh but notice how he avoids his loser pick. Craig does that it's a trademark move of his.

Fuck Off said...

This blog has gone to shit.

Glazer is a criminal scumbag and Tony has whored the blog to him.

DARREN said...

Hey Craig good story, as always. Guess anyone who like s you is you. Funny how that works. Tony great move putting Glazer on this site. Smart one.

Anonymous said...

What Darren no all caps like you do else where when pumping up your buddy?

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzz

Anonymous said...

Stacy Dash voted for Mitt Romney and is a hell of a lot hotter.

http://www.picanese.com/pbpics/stacey-dash-Of1YA.jpg


The Fact is said...

Guess Glazer was too stoned and missed all the hot sexy black babes from the 70's and is still stoned today to have missed the rest. Beyoncé is only hot due to what she wears or does not wear. Her singing is nothing to write home about. If Beyonce was butt ugly she would be off doing her singing in some church choir only if she was lucky.

Now in the 80's we all know Glazer was someone else’s babe while in jail but this story as many of his others sucks and full of bullshit. Diahann Carroll, Diana Ross, Cicely Tyson, Pam Grier, Tina Turner, Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gabrielle, Alicia Keys, and to all the others I have missed was all very hot sexy black ladies who paved the way for untalented ones like Beyoncé. Black women have been sexy hot before Halle Berry came along as well not saying she isn't hot but not a leader either.

Another Glazer story full of more holes as always. Concentrate on the story and leave all the I have done bullshit out and just maybe your ghost writer can do a better story.

Anonymous said...

DARREN/CRAIG YOU DUMB FUCK GO BACK TO KCC AND COMMENT SOME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE CRAIG, I MEAN YOURSELF.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see Glazer gets punked here just like he did on Hearne's site. What a massive tool.

Have You Gone INSANE TONY? said...

Glazer is as welcome as an intestinal parasite, dipped in E. coli, in your Waldorf salad.

Anonymous said...

Uh, Glazer? Didn't the Super Bowl just a few years ago (2004) very famously feature Janet Jackson?

Just once, I'd like to read a Glazer screed in which he actually knows what he is talking about.

Wake Up You Fucking Sheep said...

All praise the slutty ho.

Pay no attention to the bill of rights being shredded by Soetoro and his handlers while they spend us into ruin.

Craig's Blog (Formerly TKC) said...

Lay off Tony just because he's too lazy to post his own blog.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for Glazer to find out about Lucy Liu and Gloria Esteban.

Then he can write about how all of America has suddenly tumbled onto the fact that Asian and Hispanic women are sexy, too.

xalti said...

Craig's "fans" might be weirder than KC politicos.

Strange days back in KC, Tony.

Anonymous said...

The "ascendancy" of NIGGER women? Sure, that sounds as good as the sweet smell of a dog turd. NIGGER women are unpredictable, stupid, violent, lazy and a multitude of other charms. You may have them. That's why so many black men chase white women....NIGGER women are useless as the second row of tits on a boar hog..

Anonymous said...

Who is this Craig Glazer Guy?

I like the cut of his jib!

Anonymous said...

con artist - a swindler who exploits the confidence of his victim

Anonymous said...

-black women on the arms of white men -

Or in Craig's case -at arm's length from him-
cause they all seem to leaning away from his greasy embrace.

David F. said...

Glazer, they are so jealous dude. You get and got more hot girls than all these nut balls farts put together. I know, I have seen fifty of them. Love this story and the photos. Where is Black Barbie these days.

Anonymous said...

Has Glazer gotten regular checkups for sexually transmitted diseases?

Anonymous said...

Kelly Jones is smart enough to keep her two children a safe distance from this guy.

Not a Hater said...

Not A Hater, nope. Love your work, best in KC. Hey some dumbass mentioned that you forgot Janet Jackson. No clue face, he mentioned her in the end. Even the haters are stupid Glazer

Anonymous said...

Doubt it, but the crab medication pretty much ended any hope of hair regrowth on his head 517.

Anonymous said...

Very few are pretty...most are water buffaloes loud, rude and come with a big Moochelle Obama ass and a dozen nigglets.

Anonymous said...

Here’s a tip for ya Glaze, when a woman brings up her kids in the first 5 minutes of a conversation with you, it’s her polite way of telling you to stop staring at her tits.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice how the few Glazer good comments always come a couple a minutes apart and use all the words that Glazers says bad about us who post the truth.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Tony could spring for a “Freshman’s Comp” class at an area junior college for his new Mr. Scribe.

Anonymous said...

Another polite suggestion here is to edit New Mr. Scribe’s submissions heavily, on the "chopping block". This will cost you no money, and in doing so you may reduce the personal humiliation New Mr. Scribe unknowingly subjects himself to.

Anonymous said...

Did the Hollywood Casino a couple weeks back. Saw Kelly Jones with our boy, Craig Glazer. Hey she was hot. He is hotter, the voice, the looks, the body. Man exudes sex ladies.

Anonymous said...

Love his sexy voice. I'd be all over him. Lucky Joneser.

Anonymous said...

I just threw up in my mouth

Anonymous said...

I think you meant, the man exudes lady sex

Anonymous said...

Lucky Jonser spelled backwards is Craig Glazder

Anonymous said...

Well yeah, that's what he had in prison.

Anonymous said...

Glazer never got comments like this at KCC he had a few knuckleheads who worshiped him and they always would post at least 10 times on every story he wrote and then Glazer would post about as many times to run comments count up then the regulars trashed him couple of times but as a rule the regulars get into it with harley and that made the comment count go up not the crap Glazer wrote. But any really hard hitting truthful you stink comments backed with facts and either Hearne or Glazer would just delete them. Then come on with this bullshit about being nice after Glazer just got done telling about having sex with two women while the ones kid was out waiting in the living room for mommy to finish get paid so they could go home. That alone tells you just what kind of woman would go out with white trash like that.

Bubba Knows said...

Sure while in jail he got his share of in and out to the ole brown eye

Anonymous said...

See what I mean two posts one minute apart saying he is sexy has to be Glazer doing it.

Beyoncé said...

No way I'd let that hog get on me!

CG said...

come on children, I leave you kids alone for an hour and look at the mess you all make. back to bed.

Julie said...

From what I've heard Glazer lasts about 2 minutes max before blowing the load. Not exactly Romeo.

Anonymous said...

How bout some tips on how to pickup women. Is it cocaine, or do they just want money?

Anonymous said...

Who in the hell is the editor of this joint? Jeezuz!

Anonymous said...

two minutes?????? man thats like 90 seconds more than I ever seen him last at Boron.

Babe said...

I love, love, love, love, love, love,love,love, love me some Glazer. Kelly is hot.

Anonymous said...

A story about great black sexy women and the mob wants to make it about how they envoy the writer. Strange.

Anonymous said...

Great? Great as in what way? Just because Glazer says so? Dream on along with Glazer.

Anonymous said...

See what I mean.

Anonymous said...

7:22 CG wants his nutsack washed now so go get busy.

Van Morrison said...

Glazer you POS I did not give you permission to use the words from my song Brown Eyed Girl in this trash story of yours. You will remove them at once.

Anonymous said...

Tony, you've missed some key points here and in allowing this snitch slime ball man whore post here. You have seemingly adopted the mentality of the child acting out because he wants attention, good attention or bad attention, he needs attention.
Each time the Glaze writes a piece of self serving drivel, you may get 100 comments, but it's not good attention, it's bad attention. In the end, you've hurt yourself you Puto!

Anonymous said...

Tony gets attention. Good or bad, he doesn't care, as you note.

What he really needs is credibility. Glazer ain't the way to get it.

Anonymous said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Mark Smith said...

Lolz. Glazer writing a Black History piece is as fucked up as a priest giving back rubs at cub scout camp.
The money quote.
" very pretty, intelligent black women on the arms of white men and black men is now becoming the rage. I, myself, have some experience with being the white guy out with the black hot chick. Having dated Black Barbie"

Because Black Barbie is a regular Maya Angelou.

Anonymous said...

This is funny. Craig's just declined all the way to the bottom and is now the official TKC bitch! These commenters make his days on KCC look like a love fest!
He hasn't taken it up the ass this hard and long since Hebrew school, up the river!

Anonymous said...

+10 "....backrubs at scout camp."

Anonymous said...

Nahh..today.. as always, successful black males pursue "them big-tyttied blonde White wimmins" over their own women.
Likely why black stars like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim et al use skin lightener, turbo-power hair straightener and bleach their hair blonde. Even Michelle Obama is now sporting some kind of cheesy "Jennifer Anniston" wig.
Pale tail rules.

CG said...

"The dogs bark and the caravan moves on".... thank you for all your attention as always...some of you most live on Mars, but hey whatever makes you happy...keep up the great work.

Anonymous said...

In truth I bet Tony hates Glazer as much as we do and posts his dribble here knowing full well we will bitch slap his ass into next week as well is laughing his ass of at the things we say about the King of Stink.

Anonymous said...

No Glazer we live in reality while watching you make an ass of yourself in fantasy land

Anonymous said...

"some of you most live on Mars"

said the martian.

Kelly Jones is black? who knew?

Fuck You Glazer said...

You want browneye?
Go eat some at the shelter.

Passing By said...

Just saw this piece. I agree with your position. Black women have been overlooked for way too long when it comes to appreciating them in the arts.

The Super Bowl was another big step forward. Its disturbing to read so some much crap from what seems to be the same couple of humans with little to do but bash a Kansas City Icon in Mister Glazer. Such is life. When you shine people try and block out the light.

Anonymous said...

Tony thank you for the morning wake up news. Enjoyed this one. I see why all these men don't like your boy, he's damn handsome. If he is the one with the black girl in the photo. She ain't shabby.

Batman said...

Holy mancrush. That's Glazer? After all the he sucks stories. He is smokin, blazing on fire. He looks better than some of the girls. Just sayin.

Anonymous said...

Will Tony ever get his fill of blowing this felon?

Anonymous said...

I like the tip cup in the background immediately behind Black Barbie's left shoulder. I think it says it all.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit, 3 positive comments in a row that one can easy see was written by Glazer and just for the record all of us who know him, knows he gets up very early every morning, He likes to get online and see if anyone wrote nice things about him. Which over at KCC you never saw shit like this shit. This clown is so stupid to think that all of us who have watch this shit on KCC for years have not seen this style of self-commenting. You who are members as well at Woodside know what I' m talking about. Yes that is a tip cup and that looks like the storage area in Glazers building’s basement where rumor has it he has circle jerks and other sex parties with his male friends. The Barbie chick suppose to be the one who cleans things up afterwards, that’s why the tip jar is there. The boy can get out of the jail but you can't take the jail out of the

Anonymous said...

You have to search far and wide to find a white man, who's scrapping the bottom of the barrel deep enough to even want a NIGGER woman. NIGGER women are good for only a few things, like waiting tables and cleaning up motel rooms, little else. Plus, they're generally dirty and smelly.

Anonymous said...

Appreciating the art of suckin cocks.

Anonymous said...

Something CG learned at crossbar hotel no doubt.

Stan Glazer said...

Craig shut the hell up, you’re embarrassing the family. God damn kids, can’t live with them can’t shoot them either.

Anonymous said...

Due to the numerous comments I would say 70 were written by by the Glazer

Anonymous said...

very timely article, and groundbreaking new assertions.

CG said...

to the brave soul who wrote about the N word girls and they are only good for cleaning and smell, boy wish I could meet up you somewhere someday. a coward is just that, a punk who hides behind fake names and down a dark alley. the bad news is anyone can leave a comment here and be hidden. such is life. remember these gals on here could buy and sell your punk butt. but so could the counter gal at Wal Mart.

Anonymous said...

No Glazer they ain't that great or they wouldn't be out with your loser ass Mr. Ex-Felon!

Brave talk for someone who's Dad uses the N word all the time.

Anonymous said...

Kreig Gleizer said...
Craig Glazer is just the bestest, most sexiest man alive. We love you Craig!

Anonymous said...

Crage Glasere said...
We should elect Craig Glazer mayor, because he's just as smart as his dad!

Anonymous said...

Glaze Craiger said...
Craig Glazer once ran a gold badge sting on the Mexican cartels and helped the CIA kill Bin Laden. Go Craig!!!

Anonymous said...

Graze Claiger said...
Craig Glazer causes global warming, he's so fucking hot.

Anonymous said...

Chris Moreno said...
Craig Glazer is my uglier, fatter brother.

Anonymous said...

Glazer if you don't like how we roll around here I am sure even a dipshit like you could find the door to leave by.

Want to stick around then STFU you whine worse than a jailhoue bitch

Anonymous said...

tl;dr

Just more blather from glazer's hairy butthole mouth.

CG said...

More proof, as I said easy to hide behind fake names and none at all..all of you that wish me now well, are welcome to come see me anytime. Anytime. I know none of you will, you are too busy down at unemployment getting those papers filled out for that fat 423 check each week or so, huh. I have seen most of you though, "did you want that super sized sir?" Yep thats you guys. All three of you who are the ones who write hate mail over and over and over and over. Hitler needed more of you brilliant guys in his camp, the hate mail you could have generated. Oh the pain. The glory.

Anonymous said...

Maybe so CG but not a one of us has been cornholed inside a jail like you have felon boy.

In fact none of us has been cornholed at all.

Thats a special treat just for those of you who go to jail.

Anonymous said...

Damn Glazer this remark sucks as bad as the one you left at KCC after posting this one. You fucking ego stupid fucking felon. Yup thats right you lost your right to be someone. Man you look bloated and everyone agrees druggie boy. Oh by the way millions upon millions of men look better than your bloated ass body does.

Anonymous said...

Glaze gargles with massengill, and his jailbird butthole hangs halfway to his knees.