More marketing promos from The Kansas City CVA:
I Heart Food: A Bachelor’s Love Letter to KC Cuisine
First of all . . . I'm a bit suspicious of any "bachelor" who would list these restaurants as a favorite given that most of the places listed also rank rather high among pre-menopausal women.
Furthermore, all "Bachelor Cuisine" in Kansas City can be found at just about any convenience store and NOT at some place that doesn't have any plastic forks.
In other words, this not so subtle marketing ploy unfairly puts pressure on people for Valentine's Day so that dining with a love interest is nearly as tension filled as a date rape. The saving grace of this horribly timed promo is that all of these places are booked for Valentine's Day and calling for a reservation will earn nothing but the kind of harsh, mocking laughter that was typically aimed at peasants during the Dark Ages.
I Heart Food: A Bachelor’s Love Letter to KC Cuisine
First of all . . . I'm a bit suspicious of any "bachelor" who would list these restaurants as a favorite given that most of the places listed also rank rather high among pre-menopausal women.
Furthermore, all "Bachelor Cuisine" in Kansas City can be found at just about any convenience store and NOT at some place that doesn't have any plastic forks.
In other words, this not so subtle marketing ploy unfairly puts pressure on people for Valentine's Day so that dining with a love interest is nearly as tension filled as a date rape. The saving grace of this horribly timed promo is that all of these places are booked for Valentine's Day and calling for a reservation will earn nothing but the kind of harsh, mocking laughter that was typically aimed at peasants during the Dark Ages.
When I eat at these restaurants I pull my penis out and my erection is covered by the table cloth as I eat my dinner. I always leave a little wet surprise in my napkin after desert for the waitress. Happy Valentines Day!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly 3 stars? Truth.
ReplyDeleteUnless they are trying to score a piece of ass off some bimbo.
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