TKC SATURDAY AFTERNOON POTPOURRI!!!



Bunch of stuff out there that may not even deserve a blue link post or other topics we just wanted to revisit and gather in this Saturday afternoon compilation . . .

KEN BACCHUS COULD BE MAKING A COMEBACK TO CITY HALL!!!

Forget the old school HUD controversy which thwarted the comeback ambitions of Ken Bacchus during election 2010 . . . Now the missing $15k has ruined the incumbent who should still probably resign.

This is just one "retread" and hopeful that we've heard of gearing up for the upcoming City Council campaign season . . . There are more, THERE ARE A LOT MORE . . .

RECENT WESTPORT VIOLENCE MYTHBUSTS TALK OF A SO-CALLED RENAISSANCE!!!

A high profile robbery at gunpoint, shooting last week and more than a car break-ins puts to rest so much hype about a renaissance . . . Club closings and harsh times for biz in this area offers a reality check.

NO MORE GHOSTWRITING OF CRAIG GLAZER?!?!?

I'm not gonna waste too much time on this one but there's no doubt that Craig Glazer is a top Kansas City comedy club impresario with an active group of followers/haters. . . His internet ventures recently ran their course but this controversial local dude is always good for a quote and will likely remain a subject for Internet discussion until one of his lady friends goes "Basic Instinct" on him.

More posts in a few but the Saturday afternoon is where all of this stuff belongs.

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  1. Try to keep it quality okay? Don't try to imitate drudge and you'll do fine.

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  2. who gives a shit about your advice?

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  3. BIPOLAR HOTTIE: *screaming from the kitchen* "Craig! Craig!!!"

    GLAZER: "What, Jesus I am doing curls here baby and trying to book Dane Cook on the other line, gimme a fuckin break here will ya?!?"

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "You said we were gonna go to the Jersey Shore nex month and I never been on a plane!"

    GLAZER: "What? What the fuck are you talkig about, I said I would introduce you to Pauley Shore next month. You wouldn't like planes, you have to get patted down by creepy old dudes before ya get on 'em."

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "And that would make my life different how?"

    GLAZER: "Throw on that black Teddy baby, I am feeling randy."

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "Randy? Fuck that, I ain't doin no three ways until I get to go on a plane."

    GLAZER: "Dane, hang on a second, my phat, mackable, mackadocious is in the kitchen yelling at me."

    DANE COOK: "Ya gotta turn off the fuckiin BET dude, your 59."

    GLAZER: "You want this gig or not?"

    DANE COOK: "Have you seen my movies?"

    GLAZER: "Next Friday, Stanfords, 6 sharp, you get a cut of the door."

    DANE COOK: "Thanks Glazer, I will have some new material."

    GLAZER: "Yeah, sure ya will."

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "I am fixing you dinner honey."

    GLAZER: "Boiled rabbit no doubt."

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "What?!?"

    GLAZER: "I ain't hungry, I am gonna go get fucked up with Chuck."

    BIPOLAR HOTTIE: "Dane Cook is a lot funnier than he is."

    GLAZER: "Maybe, maybe..."

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  4. The entire Glazer family has been an embarrassment for Kansas City for 40 years. All of them are criminals and all of them somehow think they are special.
    As a Jew they embarrass me.

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    1. Sad pathetic family with a self imbued sense of importance based on nothing but bluster.

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  5. Sheesh!

    No sense of humor.

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  6. Omg!! Lmao!

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  7. Glazer is a Jew? Makes perfect sense. Now I'll never get into H-wood.

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  8. Well sorry but the Jews have ran Hollywood for years. Dang I thought everyone knew that.

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  9. chuck sometimes you make me wonder.

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  10. But don't stop doing what you do

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  11. Only TKC (and KC Confidential) say Westport is - or isn't - having a "renaissance." No one in Westport talks that way. Nor any media.

    The clubs that have blown it in Westport were destined to. Everywhere else is fine.
    If "Puke In Gutter and Drive Home Drunk For Cancer Pub Crawl" leaves it won't be missed.
    And only one guy in Westport cares about the Trolly.

    Biz can always be better, but "harsh times" would apply more to P&L District.

    For some reason T has a problem with Westport.

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  12. I have a problem with Westport as well. As in very overrated!

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  13. :)

    Anything for a laugh.

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  14. Westport is filth ro HECK with hipster restaurants and Nigro.

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  15. Dear God no, not Ken Bacchus!!

    I'd like the $15k Thief gone as well, but Bacchus is too high a price to pay.

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  16. Before we hand over the keys to City Hall, to Ken Bacchus, everyone should know that his personal credit is the absolute shits. This guy doesn't pay his bills and never has. This is a fact....

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  17. 7:08, I agree, but look how far not paying his bills took Reverend "Deadbeat" Cleaver!

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  18. It must have been very difficult for Hearne to have to edit Glazer's stuff since Hearne gave editors at the Star nightmares for years.
    He was the one who said he saw a dead Chiefs player with a lawn service.
    It was Hearne who broke the story that Don Harman hanged himself. Of course, that wasn't true, but he did break the story.
    Fucking joke.

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  19. Hearne was a loser and is still a loser and will always be a loser. He doesn't merit space in these comments.

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  20. The Real Truth1/19/13, 10:10 PM

    Funny as fuck when two liars at KCC start pointing fingers at each other trying to say the other is the biggest liar. Probably all those years of doing coke together has ate their brains up.

    Oh wait one claims he didn't do that just ripped people off.

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