TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CHECK THE KANSAS CITY TOP 5 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS FOR 2013!!!
I try not to make promises or commitments because there are enough white women out there in the world who don't like TKC.
If only everybody could be as patient and accepting as some of my more creative fantasies about Candice Swanepoel.
Anyhoo . . . For tonight . . .
CHECK THE TOP 5 NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS I'VE MADE FOR KANSAS CITY!!!
This could be the most important list of priorities I've seen since those JoCo white dudes came up with a bunch of big ideas for East of Troost then quickly forgot about all of it.
1. CREATE A COMPREHENSIVE PLAN TO CURB VIOLENCE AND HOMICIDE THAT INVOLVES THE COMMUNITY AND NEIGHBORHOODS!!!
All kidding aside, a Kansas City Comprehensive and Collaborative effort to curb violence and homicide needs to happen. Anything less or any effort that excludes the community is nothing less than repeating the same cycle of FAIL.
2. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET SERIOUS ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS!!!
I'm gonna get a sandwich right but that's only because pretending to be on a diet doesn't do much for me . . . Other allegedly weight watching politicos seem to enjoy starting public diets but don't really like cutting back in any aspect of their administration.
3. STOP BELIEVING CORPORATE PROPAGANDA!!!
In our constant fight against propaganda we revealed that The Roasterie has a bunch of former employees who hold a grudge against the place . . . And our boycott against more than a few Kansas City businesses is still on . . . Fighting the power nowadays involves more than a little pushback against happy news and so many media outlets running nothing but promos.
4. BE NOT AFRAID KANSAS CITY!!!
Fear has ruled the national scene for quite some time now. But the people of Kansas City are known to be far more skeptical than so many other TV watching zombies . . . It's time to reignite this tradition of critical thinking and start using reason to challenge fear.
5. LET'S BE EVEN MORE CREATIVE KANSAS CITY!!!
In the end, our discourse and any worthwhile endeavor in Kansas City is really about having a good time . . . And so . . . Remaining focused on creative solutions and endeavors should be a must for this town.
Good luck working on these challenges Kansas City . . . I have a bit of faith that the locals might live up to these challenging resolutions while TKC is simply gonna keep doing the same old thing and hoping for different outcomes . . . Which is either the definition of insanity OR optimism. I'm not sure.
New Year's Day - U2
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