Saturday, January 26, 2013

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KYLE JAMES AND KEMET ILLUMINATI PROMOTION CRITICISM!!!



The mayor's son Kyle James and his rapping partner Kemet Coleman have recently taken on a bit of criticism for a bit of controversial promotion.

CHECK THIS KICK-ASS CONSPIRACY REPORT FROM A THOUGHTFUL TKC TIPSTER!!!

"I thought you would dig this. I was at a coffeehouse in Westport and saw a horribly/amusingly misspelled poster on the bulletin accusing The mayors son and his rap partner the phantom of being in the Illuminati. I've attached the picture! I dont know if you can make it out but at the bottom it says "paid for by Kansas Citians against the new world order." seems like a big joke to me. Check it out."

Reference from the world's most accurate encyclopedia . . .

"The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real (historical) and fictitious . . . In more modern contexts the name refers to a purported conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order."

Now, these are big words and ideas for the Mayor's son to be playing with . . . But, like it or not, he is closer to power in Kansas City than most would care to admit.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This culture rewards bad behavior well, it rewards worse behavior even better. It is a culture where image creation means more than talent, where manipulation means more than hard work, and where self-obsessed self-aggrandizing at any cost is the only game that anyone with “smarts” (read total lack of ethical standards) believes matters.

Two Assholes Screaming Into A Microphone said...

More like "Illigitimati".

Anonymous said...

6:57 comment = WINNER!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to nigger edumakashun!

Anonymous said...

Oh, Kyle......be mine!

MLK said...

Inniggranation I have a dream...........a big black flag with 50 little watermelons on it.

Anonymous said...

What? You mean to tell me that NIGGERS can't spell either?? Let's see, they CAN'T work, spell, speak or make human noises at all. Ok, what the fuck good is a NIGGER, anyway??

chuck said...

6:03

Nails it.

Anonymous said...

Illuminati kills.

Anonymous said...

Old racist, hateful, & jealous ass white people