TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! KYLE JAMES AND KEMET ILLUMINATI PROMOTION CRITICISM!!!
The mayor's son Kyle James and his rapping partner Kemet Coleman have recently taken on a bit of criticism for a bit of controversial promotion.
CHECK THIS KICK-ASS CONSPIRACY REPORT FROM A THOUGHTFUL TKC TIPSTER!!!
"I thought you would dig this. I was at a coffeehouse in Westport and saw a horribly/amusingly misspelled poster on the bulletin accusing The mayors son and his rap partner the phantom of being in the Illuminati. I've attached the picture! I dont know if you can make it out but at the bottom it says "paid for by Kansas Citians against the new world order." seems like a big joke to me. Check it out."
Reference from the world's most accurate encyclopedia . . .
"The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real (historical) and fictitious . . . In more modern contexts the name refers to a purported conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order."
Now, these are big words and ideas for the Mayor's son to be playing with . . . But, like it or not, he is closer to power in Kansas City than most would care to admit.