Friday, January 18, 2013

THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Larissa Reis and her Brazilian fitness hotness inspires us to look at Kansas City's strongest this week . . .

POLITICOS



1. Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz - Is she going to be a Kansas City Council lady? Will she be our next Congress lady?

2. Sen. Kiki Curls - Maybe your next Congress lady too.

3. Gov. Sam Brownback - This week was dominated by his Kansas Austerity.

4. All Of The KCK Mayoral Candidates - Everybody is running.

5. Council Lady Jan Marcason - Attempting to step up her game to get out of the shadow of Mayor Sly.

NEWSIES



Amy Anderson - Top local anchor looking to earn even more market share this year.

John Landsberg - Dominating reports on the local media scene.

Kris Ketz - A Kansas City morning Institution.

DeAnn Smith - She's responsible for a great deal of digital content excellence in Kansas City.

Craig Glazer - His fans miss him on the Internets. Will somebody teach him how to use Twitter??? Please!!! More than a few TKC readers want to know the score.

KANSAS CITY ASSOCIATIONS



Citizens Association - This group is setting the agenda for 2013.

Committee For County Progress - Gearing up for decide upcoming elections.

Kansas City Architects And Urban Planners - Cheering for the train and other Kansas City improvements on general principle and despite the depleted general fund.

Local Foodies - Restaurant Week starts today and this cross-section of Kansas City is captivated.

Hipsters - The last few Kansas City proponents of skinny jeans attempt to hold on to influence.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Jan, really?

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Amy Anderson in her ass. Then cum in her face.

Anonymous said...

Glazer does good to boot a computer up let alone twitter anyone.

Anonymous said...

Good idea TKC. Go find him, hook his phone up to Twitter and we have CONSTANT entertainment.

Anonymous said...

Hot fuckin chick!

Anonymous said...

Is there some reason why so many writers have quit writing for Hearne Christopher? He must be as big an asshole as everyone said he was over the years at the Star.
His site is a disaster of drivel.

Anonymous said...

Theresa will beat Mike Sanders fuck puppy Robbie Makinen with no trouble at all. An adult human being who calls himself "Robbie" rather than Robert or Bob is a fucking baby. He does what he is told, which is the only reason that he would challenge Theresa."Robbie" will run away as soon as anything starts. Money given to him is flushed down a rat hole.

Rules Matter - even for bullies said...

Tony, it is doubtful that Theresa fulfills the KCMO Charter residency requirement for those MOVING into the city.

According to her voter registration she lives in Blue Springs, which she needs to do in order to hold her seat on the County Legislature from the 1st District at large.

She would have had to have moved into KC, more than a year ago, in order to run in next year's election. Of course, had she done that she would have no longer been eligible to serve on the County Legislature in the seat she was elected to.

If she had lived KC the residency requirement would have been only six months before the election, but she did not LEGALLY live in KC.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't vote for Tunaresa Garza-LaRasa for the position of dog catcher.

Anonymous said...

They don't wanna work for free or trade while he lives off the trust funds that daddy and grandpa worked so hard for.

Anonymous said...

Excellent point.

Anonymous said...

Put Amy Anderson on every day at 4pm instead of that "golly","gee-whiz", pom-pom rattling cheerleader that they have on.

Anonymous said...

Glazer was let go plain and simple the last thing he did was quit.

Thats why Hearne isn't talking about it.

Anonymous said...

Glazer is the man. He does stand for failure of excuses. Glazer triumphs over all. He has the hot women and hot cars. He is master and commander.

Glazer rules and it is that simple.

Do not challenge the Glaze or you will come away sticky.

We love this captain of comedy industry.

Forget the haters, celebrate the innovator.

Fear The Glaze.

Anonymous said...

Well, when I'm 60 years old I hope to have the communication, writing, spelling and punctuation skills that Glazer has. Anyone in the KCMOSD should see him as a beacon of hope if they want to be a author-writer-blogger. Other than that he's just a pompous douchebag who thinks his existence takes priority over everyone else. Or as rumored it could be that he is counseling Manti T'eo on how to deal with stories of imaginary girlfriends

Anonymous said...

At his age, it's possible Glaze finally became embarrassed of himself.

Anonymous said...

Tony,why dont you nominate the dog catcher next time. I'am sick of the same old faces. Thank You.

Anonymous said...

Well, in Craig's case, that would be progress.