THE SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT IN KANSAS!!!
Upcoming "reality" TV offers a glimpse at a horrible understanding of biology in Kansas along with a strange faith in the unknown that really just reveals dangerous ignorance about the natural world.
Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of mystery to be discovered but the search for the "woodland ape" is really just a tragic distraction given that a trip to any Walmart or trailer park would reveal far more strange furry creatures.
Anyhoo . . . Here's the TV promo journalism:
Animal Planet show comes to Wichita, in search of Bigfoot
On the other hand, if they do find bigfoot it's only because he left Missouri for better access to tax incentives amid our debilitating Border War.