THE SEARCH FOR BIGFOOT IN KANSAS!!!
The war against science and evolution has come full circle in the Sunflower State. Upcoming "reality" TV offers a glimpse at a horrible understanding of biology in Kansas along with a strange faith in the unknown that really just reveals dangerous ignorance about the natural world.
Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of mystery to be discovered but the search for the "woodland ape" is really just a tragic distraction given that a trip to any Walmart or trailer park would reveal far more strange furry creatures.
Anyhoo . . . Here's the TV promo journalism:
Animal Planet show comes to Wichita, in search of Bigfoot
On the other hand, if they do find bigfoot it's only because he left Missouri for better access to tax incentives amid our debilitating Border War.
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It's Sly
the said Bigfoot...not silverback.
I saw that thing in Waldo the other night looking for Walmart.
I saw Squatcho looking for cream & sugar at Oddly Correct!
Start at City Hall, then hit some clubs.
Looks like a member of the KS Board of Education. Not quite evolved.
Or a K-State cheerleader.
Big foot is in the Mayor's Office at 12th & Oak!
Year 2013 and we still have screwballs chasing ghosts and bigfoot. It is amazing that King Kong didn't get elected as President.
haters.
I think that is the first lady.
And yet she is still above you a step or two in the evolution ladder. Hmmm, better make that three steps.
No, that's not her. Bigfoot is proud to be an American.
The big foot mystery has been solved. Word is that Chuck and Superdave have confirmed that Big Foot is actually "Bryionia" from West Virginia!
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