The Only Boulevard Brew TKC Is Boycotting Because It Tastes Like Roasterie Motor Oil
KCTV5 and a tragic Kansas City concoction that TKC is forced to boycott: Boulevard and The Roasterie join forces to create new ale
Yes, we're in the long haul against The Roasterie and P&L too . . . And I was just thinking that the world's biggest d-bag might drink this nasty stuff while on the live block and listening to country music and somewhere I would suddenly feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


13 Comments:
Steady mate. Boulevard is teaming up with the Star to create Yael Ale. It's going to taste like shit.
Now that Cathy Jolly is Jackson County Executive-in-waiting, I hope she will help us all to enjoy beer.
826 now that is funny shit!
"Zoom. ZOOOOOOOOMMM. ZZZZZOOOOoooommm, clang!! clackety-clackety clang!! glub, glub, glub...Badonka donks! badonkadonks!! bwow-chicka-bwow-bwow..."
Sounds in Tony's head.
Ok I want my coffee to taste like coffee.
I want my beer to taste like a beer.
So all you foo foo beer and coffee lovers out there stop fucking with two things that should never be fucked with.
LMAO @ 8:26!
LMAO @ Chuck too!
Boulevard double down Piss Water.
They should sell that swill @ Oddly Correct, where that pretentious hipster prick owner has decided for his customers that you cant drink coffee w cream & sugar!
Let it go Jake, it's only the Boulevard.
Let it go Jake, it's only the Boulevard.
I remember the first time I saw Chinatown. Whatd they screen it for you @ the art institute, 10:06?
10:06 says,
Tony reminds me of Nicholson at the end of Chinatown when he, Tony, goes on one of his crusades and rants. I am afraid the poor boy is gong to have a stroke over something trivial and I would miss my favorite local blog. BTW, I try to avoid all institutions, art or other wise.
kinda like ice cream and shit. It ruins the ice cream and doesn't make shit taste better.
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