Saturday, January 26, 2013

The Only Boulevard Brew TKC Is Boycotting Because It Tastes Like Roasterie Motor Oil

KCTV5 and a tragic Kansas City concoction that TKC is forced to boycott: Boulevard and The Roasterie join forces to create new ale

Yes, we're in the long haul against The Roasterie and P&L too . . . And I was just thinking that the world's biggest d-bag might drink this nasty stuff while on the live block and listening to country music and somewhere I would suddenly feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Steady mate. Boulevard is teaming up with the Star to create Yael Ale. It's going to taste like shit.

Anonymous said...

Now that Cathy Jolly is Jackson County Executive-in-waiting, I hope she will help us all to enjoy beer.

Anonymous said...

826 now that is funny shit!

chuck said...

"Zoom. ZOOOOOOOOMMM. ZZZZZOOOOoooommm, clang!! clackety-clackety clang!! glub, glub, glub...Badonka donks! badonkadonks!! bwow-chicka-bwow-bwow..."

Sounds in Tony's head.

Superdave said...

Ok I want my coffee to taste like coffee.

I want my beer to taste like a beer.

So all you foo foo beer and coffee lovers out there stop fucking with two things that should never be fucked with.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ 8:26!

LMAO @ Chuck too!



Anonymous said...

Boulevard double down Piss Water.

Anonymous said...

They should sell that swill @ Oddly Correct, where that pretentious hipster prick owner has decided for his customers that you cant drink coffee w cream & sugar!

Anonymous said...

Let it go Jake, it's only the Boulevard.

Anonymous said...

Let it go Jake, it's only the Boulevard.

Anonymous said...

I remember the first time I saw Chinatown. Whatd they screen it for you @ the art institute, 10:06?

Anonymous said...

10:06 says,

Tony reminds me of Nicholson at the end of Chinatown when he, Tony, goes on one of his crusades and rants. I am afraid the poor boy is gong to have a stroke over something trivial and I would miss my favorite local blog. BTW, I try to avoid all institutions, art or other wise.

Anonymous said...

kinda like ice cream and shit. It ruins the ice cream and doesn't make shit taste better.