Thursday, January 10, 2013

RADIO TALKER STEVE ST. JOHN LAUGHS LAST!!! NEW KANSAS CITY CHIEFS COACH ANDY RIED GIVES ALL OF 810 A BIG HUG!!!



It turns out that Kansas City Chiefs Coach Andy Reid is a hugger.

For now, that's not such a bad thing.

In the aftermath of the first Kansas City Chiefs controversy over hugging it seems that Steve St. John has the last laugh on a seemingly jealous and petty Jason Whitlock and some other newsies like Greg Hall who made a big deal about how hugging might impact journalistic integrity.

Let's settle this debate . . .

SPORTS REPORTING IS NOT JOURNALISM BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS THAN MERE GAMES!!!

Exception: There are a few instances where sports reporting reflects a broader reality than box scores and meaningless stats. Example: Jovan Belcher painting Arrowhead Parking lot with his brains after he killed his girlfriend proved to be important because it was a prelude to the Great American Gun Debate and provided the century mark for Kansas City homicides.

Still . . . Sports is entertaining and grown men hugging at the start of a new relationship should be celebrated given that TKC and most dudes in their 30s have pretty much given up on intimacy in favor of X-box.

So, Steve St. John shows off his access which is really the only currency in Kansas City sports reporting given that mainstream sports newsies aren't allowed to criticize.

7 Comments:

Dr. Oz said...

Jesus Petro, how about a salad?

chuck said...

"SPORTS REPORTING IS NOT JOURNALISM BECAUSE PEOPLE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS THAN MERE GAMES!!!"

Tony is right.

When Sports Journalists think they can slip the bonds of triviality, we get KIETH fuckin OLBERMAN.

Sweet baby Jesus, one Keith Olberman, predictable, gas-bag shrill, shill for all things holy in the CNN Universe sets back civilized, logical discussion on anything other than stupid shit like RG3's Knee, back a thousand years.

Orphan of the Road said...

If Andy would bring Joe Conklin with him, all would be well. Sports talk here is lame. At least Eskin gets some great sound bites as he slurps on the players.

I wonder if KK will have his own Dirty 30 at the NFL draft to boo Andy's choice not being the QB he wants picked?

https://soundcloud.com/daviduram/its-the-end-of-andy-reid-as-we

Anonymous said...

I shall name this picture Doucheatopia.

Anonymous said...

Kinda hard for Pisstro to have a salad when at least half his shows during a month is at place where they have 2 for 1 jumbo sammiches. And all 4 he consumes during his show are probably free.

Andy Reid said...

Suck my man tits!

Jerry Sandusky said...

"Well, it all started with just some innocent hugging."