Friday, January 04, 2013

OMG!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FIRE PIOLI!!!



Your Friday corporate distraction:

CHIEFS, PIOLI PART WAYS!!!

And this will change . . . Not a thing.

Celebrate Kansas City hope and change.

Updated With More Links . . .

Chiefs GM is out: 'I truly apologize for not getting the job done'

ESPN is reporting that former Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid has reached an agreement to become the Chiefs' next coach.

Scott Pioli out as Chiefs general manager, Andy Reid in as head coach

47 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This makes me happy in my pants!!!

Anonymous said...

Tough work finding this story huh?

Anonymous said...

Do the farts of TKC not smell so sweet today? Why visit the same bathroom everyday. You won't be missed.

Anonymous said...

Good riddance.

Anonymous said...

We should have interviewed other coaches. Hunt lacks managerial depth.

JdX said...

Here is the problem. This WILL change things Tony. You might not realize it but the GM is in charge of way more stuff than just what you see on the field. This represents a major shift in the organization that will ripple down to local govenment.Expect the smarter politicians to take advantage and try to see if they can secure more freebies and sponsorship from the team. It's going to be a feeding frenzy.

Anonymous said...

And how does this effect local life.

Anonymous said...

Even though admittedly Tony didn't have to do much to find this story, he provides a consistently open forum in which to discuss such events.

Anonymous said...

And how does this effect local life.

KC Ad Man said...

It's all good fun. I've talked to people who read this blog and the only ones who are bothered by the links are newspaper columnists who are out of a job or soon to be out of a job.

Anonymous said...

Tony, don't you think that you should push for more diversity in the Chiefs front office? That would be more useful than just reporting the selection. The Chiefs really do have a horrible record when it comes to diversity, almost as bad as their record this season.

Anonymous said...

Stfu. I want them to hire Marty for the GM job. That will put things straight.

Anonymous said...

Hate to agree with tkc on this one. It might not make a big difference who they choose.

Anonymous said...

Yes let's keep convincing ourselves TKC is the premier example of what KC is capable of. LOL

Anonymous said...

I thought this guy was supposed to be a "winner" with a business background. Isn't that what the fans said? Tooo bad the fans are full of it.

Anonymous said...

I have prematurely ejaculated!

Anonymous said...

10:17 - why don't you start a blog and we'll all read what you have to say!

Sorry, bad idea. Nobody gives a shit.

Anonymous said...

Maybe the new GM will Christen the toy train?

Anonymous said...

This is the BEST move the Chief's have made in years!! Got rid of a shitty coach, now they're shed of a REALLY shitty GM. Great!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit about TKC?

I just want to know if the new gm will recruit a better class of cheerleaders. Let's move away from the farm girl pom-pom squad please.

the ghost of hank strahm said...

Great move baby! Now I want my old job back.

Anonymous said...

Because I'm not interested in being broke, unemployable, and mooching off my parents 10:21 LOL


Anonymous said...

How bout some good recipes for burritos.

Anonymous said...

Whats up wit Tony's DC-3 Boycott? Seems to have fallen off the radar.

Anonymous said...

So will Scott Pioli go ahead and get that personality transplant he has been waiting on? Hope so. God's speed good man. I hope it works out.

Anonymous said...

His boycotts last about 1.57 seconds. The average length of "unique visitors" here.

Anonymous said...

Meant average length of visit sorry. Knuck knuck!

Anonymous said...

Hearne. Shut the fuck up and go work on your own shit blog. I am sure somebody is hanging from the rafters that u can lie about.

Arrowhead Drive said...

GO CHIEFS!!!

Anonymous said...

Look for more full page ads from the chiefs. The Pitch might get lucky on this one too. Too bad it won't help.

Anonymous said...

It's alright. If you enjoy junior high school level maturity levels and big boobs.

Anonymous said...

Now we can expect another "rebuilding year" from the Chiefs and all their suck up reporters and talk show hosts.

Another Midtown Mom said...

Tony, what a strange morning. I guess the Chiefs bring out the worst in their fans when they lose a game or one of their administrators. LOL!

Anonymous said...

STFU BITCH

Anonymous said...

So long Scott!

Scott P. Oli said...


Dammit!
I told Belcher to aim for Hunt.

Anonymous said...

What a fluff piece by the Chiefs PR hacks.

Fake praise.
Such sincerity - almost as plastic as Obama.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Clark finally decided that Pioli was wrong and a team does need and offensive line to play in the NFL?

chuck said...

I am infected with Tony's pessimism.

I will believe it is better when I see it is better.

Anonymous said...

If the Chiefs win the Super Bowl, Tony will bitch that they didn't win by enough points. Haters hate.

HERE IS THE HEADLINE WE NEED said...


CHIEFS FIRE CLARK HUNT

The Chiefs organization announce today the firing of Clark Hunt as owner. The team will also leave Kansas City and move to Buttfucked, Idaho and be re-named the Terrible Tubers.

Hunt, as a part of the firing, will be required to pay back the taxpayers in excess of $250 Million and apologize profusely for scamming Kansas Citians for years.

Additionally, Hunt will be required to pay for the conversion of Arrowhead Stadium into a sewage treatment plant that will deal exclusively with the effluent being heaped upon Kansas City by local, County, State and Federal politicians.

xalti said...

Wow?

Anything else going on in KC today?

Didn't think so.

Sorry TKC.

Anonymous said...

+1 @ 12:09

Anonymous said...

Fucking shame this town can't get hockey and that hockey is so fucked up right now. Shame on all of us.

Anonymous said...

WTF?

It's football, grow up.

Anonymous said...

Andy Reid won't bring one fucking thing to KC. Getting rid of Pioli was a plus but what "charmer" will we get to fill his chair?? Probably some dipshit. No, the Chiefs and Hunt DO NOT instill any confidence in the future for the team. NONE.

Kt said...

Agreed.