Kansas City Lady Gaga Adoration
Today Dead Tree Media presents a column about an imaginary interview with Lady Gaga . . .
Eric Winkler | Lady Gaga? A moment of your time, please
This is different from blogging . . . Not at all.
And while I'm just as interested in a Lady Gaga nip-slip as the next guy . . . A column thanking her for making a return trip to Kansas City seems a bit too silly to come from a mainstream media "institution" that wants to maintain the illusion of a "paper-of-record" for this decaying urban metropolis.
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I read that.
Brutal.
"The first interview I ever conducted here at The Star was with the winner of cycle 4 of “America’s Next Top Model,” Naima Mora.
Oh was I nervous. Not only was it my first interview, but it also happened to be with a beautiful woman!
I had advance notice of about 45 minutes. In that time, I paced in the bathroom. I looked at myself in the mirror. I gave myself a pep talk. I called my wife. I sweated."
"America's next Top Model??"
It ain't Winston fuckin Churchill, or Deep Throat, its a fuckin girl who gets paid to look good.
How can ya think you will fuck that up?
You will in NO way, be required to understand Cold Fusion during this interview.
lol @ Chuck
You should charge Tinkler Winkler for your advice.
He's not being paid to say that bitch sucks. He's a shill like every other writer. No big deal, the bills must be paid.
Like Jenee would have done better?
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