Wednesday, January 30, 2013

KANSAS CITY CAN'T DRIVE IN THE SNOW!!!



Sad to report that the motor skills of Kansas City are in decline . . .

Proof:

8 cars crash into ditch near KC school

UPDATE: 8 Cars in Ditch in Northland

No injuries in KCMO school bus crash

Snow blankets Kansas City area, crashes pile up

More than anything . . . We're glad that everybody made it out safely . . .

BUT C'MON!!! KANSAS CITY IS A COLD WEATHER TOWN AND IT'S TRAGIC TO SEE THAT GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE HAS DECIMATED OUR WINTER DRIVING SKILL!!!

I would blame this on Mayor Sly but the snow isn't even sticking to the street in Downtown KC.

KC Driver skill deterioration is probably the worst news for the average person on the street and a real indication that Kansas City is moving backwards.

DEVELOPING . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Funkhouser is no longer Mayor. It's now Mayor Silverback who should be getting the blame for poor snow removal and such..

Anonymous said...

Funk Loses.

Anonymous said...

Poor snow removal? WHAT SNOW? there was no snow on the streets. Ice maybe and certainly plenty of idiots but no snow.

m. magoo said...

Dont like my DRIVING, Mr B? Then stay off th SIDEWALK!

Anonymous said...

Channel 9 had a live look at a spinout on 435 at State Line this morning while Johnny Rowlands was in the Chopper, er, reporting from the studio.

Anonymous said...

Let it go Jake, it's only Mayor Funky and he's gone.

Anonymous said...

Worthless fucking city can't even spread a little salt right.

SlyJames said...

I'm in the ditch and I can't get up!

Anonymous said...

Sliverbacks don't like cold weather.

Anonymous said...

Your penis is already so small. That's why you don't mind.

Byron said...

If you put it in my mouth I'll warm it up for you!

Overheard at KCPD said...

In Snow????

These dumbasses around here can't fucking drive right on dry pavement!

Anonymous said...

KATIE HORNER SEZ: Do you miss me yet?

Anonymous said...

2:53. Asshole, 435 and state line is MO fucking DOT. MODOT, state, not the fucking city.