KANSAS CITY CELEBRITY ENVY: B-LISTER JASON SUDEIKIS MARRIES UP!!!
I'm probably jealous but I'm still not impressed with Jason Sudeikis despite the fact that he managed to bag Olivia Wilde.
- Jason Sudeikis gets engaged to 'Tron: Legacy' actress, girlfriend Olivia Wilde
- This will be the second wedding for both actors. Wilde finalized her divorce from documentarian Tao Ruspoli in 2011 after eight years of marriage. Sudeikis was previously married to "Pitch Perfect" screenwriter Kay Cannon. They divorced in 2010.
- Olivia Wilde Engaged to Jason Sudeikis: "Thanks for All the Sweet Congratulatory Love"
For those who don't waste their time consuming corporate media . . . Sudeikis supposed to be kinda funny in much the same way that Wilde was somewhat impressive in a bikini back in 2009.
The Kansas City connection is that Sudeikis spawns from The Golden Ghetto and all the hipsters celebrate when he mentions this fact or checks out a KU basketball game.
And I guess the marriage would be a wise career move if Olivia Wilde had another move besides the somewhat hot vapid and bored look.
TKC Fun Facts . . . Remember that the chances of maintaining a successful marriage decrease with every try . . .
Name me another good impression that Sudeikis can do other than Joe Biden - Admittedly, his best work is as a background dancer in the "What's Up Wit That" SNL Sketches . . .
And finally, all this was offered as just a quick update to Mr. Zzzzzz and other angry commenters who nobody ever loved.
More later . . .