Friday, January 04, 2013

KANSAS ANTI ZOMBIE MILITIA ON BLAST BECAUSE DEAD TREE MEDIA WATCHES "PREPPER" PROGRAMMING ON PAY CABLE JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!!!



This kind of investigative journalism about cable programming is what will keep people picking up the paper instead of just reaching into their pocket and grabbing their smartphones.

Kansas militia expects zombies, and it's dead serious

For better or worse, this story comes after pay cable celebrity for the KANSAS ANTI ZOMBIE MILITIA last month.

Hollywood Reporter: Could the 'Zombie Apocalypse' Ever Happen? These People Think So (Exclusive Video)

For more info on the group that local dead tree media just discovered . . .

kansasantizombiemilitia.com

Kansas ANTI Zombie Militia on Facebook

Captivating and entertaining stuff to be sure . . . When we first watched it on the Discovery Channel last month.

Also . . . Don't hold your breath waiting for Dead Tree Media to do any reporting on neighborhoods in the urban core.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I was talking to a Democrat politico who told me that the word Zombie is a code word for People of Color in the Stupid White Bigot Caucus. Just exchange a notorious slur for African Americans, Latinos or Asians for the word Zombie, and you have what they are really saying.

Sick fucks.

Anonymous said...

Karen Dillon showing off her literary skills. She is being threatened by her own losing zombie apocalypse at the star.

Anonymous said...

This should answer the question of "Why does Kansas force its schools to teach that the earth is 10,000 years old" and "why can't you buy a six pack of beer in a grocery store, or a can of 7-up in a Kansas liquor store."

I'll be able to point to this show and tell them that these are some of the smarter Kansas residents -- so what can you expect?

Knows Poo When They See It said...

And people who live in that shit hole called Kansas City Mo have any business pointing fingers at any other city or state.

Anonymous said...

Now you raise a very very valid point.

Anonymous said...

Man, this blog is on it's last legs.

Anonymous said...

7:21 It's pretty easy to make fun of Kansas, no matter where you live. Step One, watch Kansans say and do completely stupid shit. Step Two, snicker and make fun. See how easy it is?

EVERYONE said...

Sadly, 8:50 AM has it all too true

Anonymous said...

Didn't Kansans elect a bunch of brain-dead zombies last November?

Anonymous said...

True dat.