KMBC: "Kansas City police are investigating an armed robbery at the Crossroads Coffee House early Monday morning . . . Police said a man armed with a handgun and wearing dark clothing and a ski mask walked into the shop demanding money."
Thankfully no injuries and still really great coffee!!!
Thankfully no injuries and still really great coffee!!!
It was robbed under the name Coffee Girls when the Dykes owned it too.
ReplyDeleteDangerous place to hang out.
The cops in the above story are still filling out the reports.
ReplyDeleteHappy MLK Day, from your friends in the hood...
ReplyDelete'Time to outlaw dark clothing and ski masks...
ReplyDeleteWe need to regulate caffiene out of public existence.
ReplyDeleteOnly the police and military need caffiene.
The founding fathers had no idea how dangerous the development of technology and brewing techniques would become in the future.
At the very least, biometric coffee safes should be required, special licensing with background checks made mandatory for those who would handle it, and a 500% Federal excise tax on the product will save our children from high-capacity coffee clips and assault carafes.
Only Coffeehouse in the United States that does not have a fuckable woman working at it.
ReplyDelete09:15... Does Sean Hannity's ballsack taste as good as you'd dreamed.
ReplyDelete11:36 wanted some Hannity nutsack but ended up on an Obama rectal polyp like a lamprey having dinner.
ReplyDeleteThat's why the Communist-In-Chief looked like he had a tail today.
Must have been either a white or Hispanic suspect, no way a nigger was up that early!
ReplyDeleteYeah! Armed robberies involve arms and car accidents involve cars.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the robber got his gun from a dealer after filling out the federal form and passing the background check? Or did he/she use the map of concealed carry permit holders published by some douche bag on the East coast to obtain the weapon via breaking and entering through the permit holder's back door? Just curious.
ReplyDelete