Sunday, January 27, 2013

Cleaning Up Mayor Funky's Wikipedia Page!!!



It seems that fans of former Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser are far more concerned with cleaning up his image than he ever was with working for the betterment of this town.

Accordingly . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS NOTE THAT SOMEBODY IS ATTEMPTING TO CLEAN UP FORMER MAYOR FUNKY'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE AGAIN!!!

This is a tactic that was attempted by Funky supporters during his doomed run for reelection.

And for the record, Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser was resoundingly defeated during his reelection attempt and didn't even make it to the general.

Sadly, that info has been deleted from the Mark Funkhouser wiki page.

While, it's unlikely Mayor Funky will ever be able to make another run for office in this town . . . It's still funny that supporters are attempting to rewrite history on the Internets.

35 Comments:

spyke1 said...

The Mark Funkhouser wiki page reminds me of the story, A Scanner Darkly.

Anonymous said...

So Funky is cleaning up his Wikipedia page.

Another blockbuster scandal broken by Tony!

Anonymous said...

would much rather have the funk as mayor then what we have now. corruption wasnt in funks term

Anonymous said...

Funk has to rewrite the facts and make it seem acceptable. Stalin & Mao did it too. Funk doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Byron can put all that nose-punching and incest shit on the Wiki page as well.

Anonymous said...

Only 'do nothin Berkley' was worse. Perhaps you've been to "do nothing mayor park" down by the river....

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about this is that someone actually thinks that many people will read Funk's Wiki page. Bet he's looking for a new job.
Hey Byron, maybe he can find one near your man cave and he can bunk with you.

Superdave said...

Oh I am sure Byron is the one who is making the most noise about what ever is on that page since he has such hate for anyone in his family.

spyke1 said...

Maybe so. But, did you read the page?
It's been thoroughly sanitized.
So much so that it now reads like fiction...

Superdave said...

LOL the Funks are a fiction read!

Anonymous said...

I wanted to fuck Tara in her ass. Then cum all ovet her face before she got fat and started looking like Gloria.

Byron said...

SuperAsshole, wrong again.

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck Byron's Messican daughter in her ass. Then cum in her face. Try to knock her up too so i can sell it on the black market.

Byron said...

Okay, I just read his page. There is no mention that he ran for re-election & lost. I don't hate Mark, as much as I don't give a shit. This is legacy management.

elBryan said...

I was just thinking about how Mark Funkhouser's office used HALF the budget that the current mayor uses AND he wouldn't have bypassed the citizens by creating a district to waste money on an over-priced street car.

Fiscal responsiblity; a trait we could really use in a leader ANYWHERE right now.

Anonymous said...

Funk also cost this town a lot with his and his wifes problems. Mammy anyone?

Anonymous said...

Gloria's lawsuits cost us a fortune.

Anonymous said...

Funk wins!

Lou said...

Funkfaces are a fiction read ! Well stated !

Anonymous said...

Are you better off now than you were then?

Anonymous said...

Ok asshole, wrong again.

Byron said...

Mommy and daddy loved Mark more than me.....

Byron said...

Also, Dennis, Eric & Karen ...

Karen left home the day she turned eighteen so she wouldn't have to be Dad's unpaid, domestic servant anymore. The brutal irony (as it usually is in such things) is that Mark never thought his parents were good enough for him. I'm the one who had to listen to my mother cry because she wasn't allowed to know her grandchildren. Mark & Gloria can go to hell. They're too fucking wonderful for the Funkhouser's so the children were named Squitiro.

Lou said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! Crybaby Byron , daddy was a bully . Get over it allready PUSSY !

Anonymous said...

El Bryan said, "I was just thinking"

Fucking lie.

It Might Be Funny If It Wasn't So Sad And Disturbing said...

Jesus Christ, Byron just went from asshole to gaped asshole in one fell swoop.

What's next Mr. Whiner, are you going to post their SS#'s and personal histories here as well?
It's people like you who get offed by their own kin.

Anonymous said...

Jeez... no wonder, you come from a fucked up family. Coming to TKC to get your balls kicked for spouting your faggotry must feel like a warm cuddly hug!

Byron said...

What on earth makes you assholes think I give a shit about your stupid opinions. I say what I want, when I want. Fuck you.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha!!!! Ready for MORE kicking your balls Byron? Must be hell living in the shadow of your brother nutsack. Boo fucking Hoo to you.

Byron said...

You're not kicking my balls, dumbass. I'm sorry your such a knuckle dragger, but that's not my fault. I can do this for days ... why the hell not. The only thing I can see is this computer screen. I've got nothing better to do than tell you your an asshole.

Byron said...

SuperAsshole & Lou seem like faggots to me.

Anonymous said...

you wish...go find a hillbilly fuckboy asshole!

Lou said...

Read your post Byron, what a miserable & pathetic POS you truly are !

Byron said...

Your a miserable piece of shit, Lou.

Byron said...

DumbFunk Flunkies, he moved on ... but you dumb asses keep writing 'Funk wins!' His name was Mark, do you dummies even know what funk means?