TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! MORE THAN A FEW MEMBERS OF THE GREATER KANSAS CITY WOMEN'S POLITICAL CAUCUS WORRY ABOUT THE RADICAL FEMINIST AGENDA OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS!!!
Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams will now assume a powerful position as President of The Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus but not all of the membership share her viewpoint.
To wit . . .
GKCWPC MEMBERS WORRY THAT CRYSTAL'S RADICAL FEMINIST AGENDA (LOLZ!!!) WILL FURTHER ERODE THE MEMBERSHIP AND INFLUENCE OF THE GROUP!!!
While I think Crystal's "leadership" is hilarious . . . There are some very concerned ladies who aren't willing to adopt a "man-hating" agenda for a group that was intended to simply uplift female candidates and lobby for women's issues.
"Crystal is on this man-hating kick that doesn't really make sense," One prominent Kansas City politico lady recently noted. "She doesn't realize that we need the help of male politicians to support our efforts. If she's going to declare war on every male office holder, the group isn't going to earn a lot of cooperation or support."
More . . .
AGAIN, WE'VE HEARD THAT CRYSTAL IS HOPING TO USE THE GROUP TO STRIKE BACK AT KANSAS CITY MALE POLITICOS WHO WEREN'T SUPPORTIVE OF HER FAILED STATE SENATE RUN!!!
Yes . . .
THAT'S RIGHT, CRYSTAL IS STILL ANGRY ABOUT LOSING THE MISSOURI STATE SENATE SEAT AND GKCWPC MEMBERS FEAR THAT SHE'S MERELY USING THE GROUP TO CARRY OUT HER OWN VENDETTA!!!
Very much like this photo featuring Rachel Aldana . . . It seems that Crystal is bursting with political angst that has pooled after her defeat . . . Yes, I'm brilliant.
But I digress . . .
Fact is, this lady group isn't as strong as it used to be after a decision to back only female candidates . . . Even worse, with Crystal at the helm even more Kansas City lady politicos are no longer convinced that this group can provide an effective springboard for their career.
Accordingly . . . Once again, Crystal is still fighting against TKC and my penchant for big boobie and hot booty glamor models rather than coming to terms with the reality of Kansas City's political landscape.
DEVELOPING . . .
Crystal will win!
ReplyDeleteShe hates your penchant for big boobies because she lacks them herself.
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ReplyDeleteAnd lo it came to pass that the Crystal did come down from the mount and delivered unto the sheep those things that would destroy them, and there was much rejoicing amongst the unclean.
The plague of of the reviled and rejected cavern of the fish had thus begun.
What does the GKCWPC think about unsolicited bulk e-mail?
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ReplyDeleteOK, WTF is the scary bitch in the photo chewing on?
Umm....maybe we don't really want to know.
Where does Mr. Peanut stand on this?
ReplyDeleteShe should run for office in Independence as Crystal Meth Williams
ReplyDeleteShe may not have big boobs but she has big balls, many of them taken from her enemies.
ReplyDeleteWoof!
ReplyDeleteAnother bullshit hit piece from woman hating Tony. Such a misogynist.
ReplyDeleteOh Crystal, just swallow it.
ReplyDeleteThat girl ain't got no nippies.
ReplyDeleteThey are NOT all the same in the dark! (unless you have no sese of smell)
ReplyDeleteIs she chewing a male baby?
ReplyDeleteThis Chrystal "thing" is so fucking ugly, it actually hurts to look at it!! What a fucking skank..
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ReplyDeleteAnd the policy of the Caucus which forbids it to endorse men based solely on their gender is not hateful?
Under the current rules favored by Crystal, Sarah Palin is an acceptable candidate for screening, and Barack Obama is not.
ReplyDeleteThink about what you have done ladies.
Insane harpies.
ReplyDeleteCrystal will self destruct and the WPC will help.
ReplyDeleteThis old, bladder needs to leave politics to more attractive people. She's fouling the nest beyond repair.
ReplyDeleteNancy Reagan says:
ReplyDeleteJust so no to crystal in any form. It will kill you!
ReplyDeleteP. Ness N.V.
President of the Strap-on Party
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