Friday, December 21, 2012

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! MORE THAN A FEW MEMBERS OF THE GREATER KANSAS CITY WOMEN'S POLITICAL CAUCUS WORRY ABOUT THE RADICAL FEMINIST AGENDA OF CRYSTAL WILLIAMS!!!



Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams will now assume a powerful position as President of The Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus but not all of the membership share her viewpoint.

To wit . . .

GKCWPC MEMBERS WORRY THAT CRYSTAL'S RADICAL FEMINIST AGENDA (LOLZ!!!) WILL FURTHER ERODE THE MEMBERSHIP AND INFLUENCE OF THE GROUP!!!

While I think Crystal's "leadership" is hilarious . . . There are some very concerned ladies who aren't willing to adopt a "man-hating" agenda for a group that was intended to simply uplift female candidates and lobby for women's issues.

"Crystal is on this man-hating kick that doesn't really make sense," One prominent Kansas City politico lady recently noted. "She doesn't realize that we need the help of male politicians to support our efforts. If she's going to declare war on every male office holder, the group isn't going to earn a lot of cooperation  or support."

More . . .

AGAIN, WE'VE HEARD THAT CRYSTAL IS HOPING TO USE THE GROUP TO STRIKE BACK AT KANSAS CITY MALE POLITICOS WHO WEREN'T SUPPORTIVE OF HER FAILED STATE SENATE RUN!!!

Yes . . .

THAT'S RIGHT, CRYSTAL IS STILL ANGRY ABOUT LOSING THE MISSOURI STATE SENATE SEAT AND GKCWPC MEMBERS FEAR THAT SHE'S MERELY USING THE GROUP TO CARRY OUT HER OWN VENDETTA!!!



Very much like this photo featuring Rachel Aldana . . . It seems that Crystal is bursting with political angst that has pooled after her defeat . . . Yes, I'm brilliant.

But I digress . . .

Fact is, this lady group isn't as strong as it used to be after a decision to back only female candidates . . . Even worse, with Crystal at the helm even more Kansas City lady politicos are no longer convinced that this group can provide an effective springboard for their career.

Accordingly . . . Once again, Crystal is still fighting against TKC and my penchant for big boobie and hot booty glamor models rather than coming to terms with the reality of Kansas City's political landscape.

DEVELOPING . . .

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Crystal will win!

Superdave said...

She hates your penchant for big boobies because she lacks them herself.

Two Buckets Of Dead Fish In The August Sun said...


And lo it came to pass that the Crystal did come down from the mount and delivered unto the sheep those things that would destroy them, and there was much rejoicing amongst the unclean.
The plague of of the reviled and rejected cavern of the fish had thus begun.

Anonymous said...

What does the GKCWPC think about unsolicited bulk e-mail?

Anonymous said...


OK, WTF is the scary bitch in the photo chewing on?

Umm....maybe we don't really want to know.

Anonymous said...

Where does Mr. Peanut stand on this?

Anonymous said...

She should run for office in Independence as Crystal Meth Williams

Anonymous said...

She may not have big boobs but she has big balls, many of them taken from her enemies.

Anonymous said...

Woof!

Anonymous said...

Another bullshit hit piece from woman hating Tony. Such a misogynist.

Anonymous said...

Oh Crystal, just swallow it.

Anonymous said...

That girl ain't got no nippies.

Anonymous said...

They are NOT all the same in the dark! (unless you have no sese of smell)

Anonymous said...

Is she chewing a male baby?

Anonymous said...

This Chrystal "thing" is so fucking ugly, it actually hurts to look at it!! What a fucking skank..

Civil Rights Not Token Women said...

12/21/12 12:40 PM

And the policy of the Caucus which forbids it to endorse men based solely on their gender is not hateful?

Reason said...

Under the current rules favored by Crystal, Sarah Palin is an acceptable candidate for screening, and Barack Obama is not.

Think about what you have done ladies.

Anonymous said...

Insane harpies.

Anonymous said...

Crystal will self destruct and the WPC will help.

Anonymous said...

This old, bladder needs to leave politics to more attractive people. She's fouling the nest beyond repair.

Anonymous said...

Nancy Reagan says:

Just so no to crystal in any form. It will kill you!

Anonymous said...




P. Ness N.V.

Anonymous said...

President of the Strap-on Party