Tuesday, December 11, 2012

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY STREETCAR VOTING DEADLINE TODAY AND TOY TRAIN PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT WITH MAYOR SLY AND COUNCIL!!!



Okay, we've known for weeks that the deadline for the RIGGED toy train mail in votes is tonight AND they're already counting the ballots right now.

BUT KANSAS CITY'S TOY TRAIN STREETCAR ISN'T ABOUT DEMOCRACY . . . IT'S ABOUT HAVING FUN AND PROMOTING MORE LOCAL PARTYING!!!

To wit . . .

TOMORROW NIGHT is the big Kansas City Toy Train party where Mayor Sly will reveal the results of this rigged election to a crowd of adoring fans. The Event Space @ Nara will host the party that starts well before work is over @ around 4:30 in the PM according to the most BRILLIANT KANSAS CITY INSIDERS who are starting to have their doubts about this upcoming debacle.

Luckily, we already know this will be a Kansas City Streetcar victory and the time is too inconvenient for the locals with harder jobs to attend this swanky gig above a sushi house that's ALL PART OF THE $100 MILLION PARTY KANSAS CITY WILL SOON RAILROAD TAXPAYERS INTO SUBSIDIZING WITH JUST A FEW HUNDRED VOTES!!!

Developing . . .

9 Comments:

What Do You Expect? said...


KC is run by a bunch of crooks and liars that consider themselves above the law.

Welcome to the Detroit way of doing things - and the blighted future of KC.

Anonymous said...

Fuck! We get it Tony, you hate the street car. It will pass, it will get built, you and the other 10 people on here will survive.

Anonymous said...

This is the same city council that put ambulance svc in the hands of the union fire department. Clearly the council doens't work for the people.

Anonymous said...

Hey Mayor, drop dead already. Jeez!

Anonymous said...

Sly is so full of shit. He didn't do any work and now is taking all of the credit.

What a KJ.

Anonymous said...

Pardon me, boy
Is that the Kansas City choo choo?
Track twenty-nine
Boy, you can gimme a shine
I can afford
To board a Chattanooga choo choo
I've got my fare
And just a trifle to spare

Anonymous said...

L-O-Fucking-L!

Anonymous said...

Murder capital of US. Streets, sewers, and water system are disasters. But we get $100 million streetcar that will cost $25 million+ to operate every year.

Anonymous said...

Hey yeah, maybe we can get some NIGGERS to do shoe shines, down there at the station? Nah, that would involve work and we all know how NIGGERS feel about that..