Monday, December 31, 2012

SELF-CONGRATULATORY AND DISTASTEFUL DEER MEAT SLAUGHTER HITS RECORD!!!

STL Post-Dispatch covers the year in killing and feeding it to hobos: "This year, the program, now a statewide effort called Missouri’s Share the Harvest, is on track to distribute a record 400,000 pounds of donated meat."

Fact Check . . . TKC ACTUALLY KNOWS PEOPLE WHO WORK WITH THE HOMELESS AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HOBOS DON'T WANT DEAD DEER MEAT!!!

And, thinking about it even further, serving up cute animal death to hobos with venison that nobody really wants to eat says a great deal about Missouri's regard for the less fortunate that's complicated even further when confronted even more rage in the face of the fact that these scraps aren't really appreciated.

TKC Translation And Deconstruction: Missouri doesn't care about the poor and wants them to feed them discarded meat from a cruel slaughter that only supports the myth that a culture of death benefits anybody else but a cycle of cruelty.

6 Comments:

Shut Up and Eat said...

Come on Tony it food and it's free.

Plus these hobo's getting a warm meal how many soldiers over the years sat in a fox hole eating cold ass rations out of a can.

Never bitch slap the gift horse up side the head. If I was starving I'd be eating baked carp if that was all that was on the table and turtle to. Shit even cat food beats nothing so hobo's best eat and STFU!

Anonymous said...

Tony, deer meat makes great tacos...ha ha

Get Real Tony said...


Do you have a Bambi fetish?

Maybe the less fortunate should be fed McRibs®* or some other highly-processed SHIT.

Venison is a very healthy protein source and is not full of synthetic hormones and other unnatural, factory-farmed harmful shit.

* Sandwich number 4 on this list:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=overrated_sandwiches

Excerpt: "The patty is made by grinding lips, assholes, and tripe into a toothpaste-like consistency. Then it's caked with chemicals and pumped into an injection mold to give it a spongey gray texture, then dunked in a runny McRib sauce, made mostly out of water & corn syrup."

Orphan of the Road said...

Better for the deer herd to be culled by auto and starvation, eh?

And dig a little Tony, it is the sale of hunting and fishing licenses which fund most conservation projects.

If our Big Business Overlords and their minions, like the Mare and Shitty Council, had their way open land would be done away with by building more strip malls and such.

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2012/12/hunting_by_liberal_urban_locavores_is_a_trend_good_for_the_environment.html

Anonymous said...

So instead of people paying to solve a problem (too many deer) you would have the government hire people to do what - hunt them and shoot them? Then throw the good meat out, or send it to the people overseas? Maybe our hobos have gotten too fat. And when did beggars become choosers?

Anonymous said...

hobo's can eat shit then.