Friday, November 09, 2012

TKC EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! AMID EFFUSIVE KANSAS CITY PRAISE FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT JASON KANDER'S NEXT OFFICE IS MISSOURI ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!



MO House Rep. and Missouri Secretary Of State Elect Jason Kander is getting some VERY justified praise after his victory on election night.

Check it:

KC's Kander now secretary of state, and maybe on the rise

As usual, comments are cut off but the compliments from Kansas City insiders are nice . . . Still, nothing we haven't already written on this blog.

Here's the TKC NEWS that you can go back and check years later if the world doesn't end this December or some white woman shows mercy or forgets to take her revenge . . . Then you'll have to look at the wayback machine . . .

Anyhoo . . .

IN AN EXCLUSIVE SIT DOWN LAST YEAR OVER SAMMICHES - JASON KANDER DAYDREAMED ABOUT ONE DAY BECOMING MISSOURI'S ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!

I'm right about this one but as usual, you d-bags won't realize it until years later.

Example: KC MAST TAKEOVER, Hannah Montana becoming a Ho, Mayor Funky, Sprint Center FAIL, Plaza Flash Mobs et. al.

Anyhoo . . . The article is worth a read and to me it kind of signals that Mr. Kander is now out of range of TKC coverage and on to become a power player at the (boring) statewide level and then hopefully on to even bigger and better things most likely. Seriously, I don't even like saying the word Attorney General for fear that President Obama will disappear me.

Mr. Kander's story is inspiring and it doesn't even make me feel bad about being stuck in the same basement place while watching his meteoric rise. Seriously, I've got boobs to blog. I'm not joking, I really do think it's a good thing Jason Kander is doing well. If TKC ever earned even a modicum of success the only people it would help would be fat chicks and potato chip manufacturers. Helping Democracy is more important than telling women with low standards that Cheddar Bay Biscuits at Red Lobster count as foreplay.

But I digress . . .

Clearly we're excited to see Mr. Kander soar to greater heights and we recall his career when he was merely a Kansas City political hatchling who regarded TKC as a neat but inappropriate reference guide to the sordid world he has now surpassed.

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

U crack me up bitch.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be better to see what he might actually DO in the Secretary of State's job before we go all ga ga over this?
Oh, and what's he going to run for next?

Anonymous said...

What does he think about unsolicited bulk e-mail?

Anonymous said...

He loves it.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the AG job reserved for gays?

Anonymous said...

8:22 - what leads you to say that?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who gets in Jason's way had better write their blood type on their boots.

Anonymous said...

Kander is a political rock star.

Anonymous said...

Go Jason!! First Jewish President!

Anonymous said...

Mary about had an orgasm just talking about Jason on Ruckus last night.

Anonymous said...

lol!

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:11 - let's hope he is against it.

Anonymous said...

Anon 7:11
Let me know your e-mail address, and I'll double check for you.

Anonymous said...

Didn't the arrogant little shit "daydream" about being County Prosecutor too? Seems like Jason spends more time fantasizing about his political career than his public responsibilities.

Anonymous said...

I've been reading the comments on TKC for years. Is there somebody who simply waits for Tony to post something before asking about unsolicited bulk e-mail? And you know, you can unsubscribe from unsolicited bulk e-mail. It takes like three seconds.

Anonymous said...

So what is your position on unsolicited bulk e-mail?