THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!
Few of us have the endurance or strength to run with Justene Jaro but Kansas City is still overrun with powerful players . . . Here's a look at our weekly ranking of the local elite . . .
Let's do this quick and dirty . . .
POLITICOS
Freedom, Inc. - Now earning record donations (More than $100k) having moved forward from ethics trouble. Once again this group is one of Kansas City's most important power brokers.
Councilman John Sharp - Behind the scenes he's moving more legislation forward and sparked the KC Ordinance against Westboro this week.
Mayor Sly - Smiling his way toward reelection and an agenda with no opposition.
Rep. Todd Akin - He demonstrated that he has a surprising amount of Kansas City support this week.
Gov. Jay Nixon - The only Democrat on steady ground in the Show-Me State.
NEWSIES
Eric Chaloux - Keeping the Water Dept. in check once again this week.
John Landsberg - Kansas City's mainstream media referee.
Frank Boal - A strong move this week from the sports dude, on social media he as calling for fans to stay home and avoid enduring Kansas City Chiefs losses.
Mike Shanin - Still a top Kansas City talker.
Steve Vockrodt - Almost always authoring the latest insight from Kansas City's business community.
KANSAS CITY TRENDS
KCMO Homicide Uptick - As the homicide numbers continue to rise, numbers indicate that Kansas City is one of the most deadly cities in the nation.
Crappy Local Bands - The dream dies hard.
White Dudes On The School Board - A new trend put on blast this week that's sure to inspire more fighting.
Pointless Political Arguments - At an all time high this weekend as we pretend our votes count.
Chubby People Happy For Colder Weather - The overweight get a break from sweating in public so much.
As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.
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22 Comments:
Go Todd!!!
Shit load of people for Todd this week, we all were surprised.
Taliban Todd is at a rest stop mens' room, looking for love.
My shits are more interesting than Frank Boal and Mike Shannin
Your shits have grey hair?
7:55 is a closet gay
Jason Kander waiting for the pain caused by his arrogance to come to an end.
When all else fails lower your standards.
What do the Gulf of Mexico and these elections have in common?....They're both rigged!
Why do we never see the Mayor's gay, cross dressing son?
Why does the LGBT community support a bigot who renounces who his son is?
Hey those dumb ass niggers from Freedom had the President's name spelled wrong. Hey you stupid motherfuckers it Barack not Barrack. Stupid is what stupid does. Power Brokers I Don't think so Tony.
7:55 might be a closet gay, but he sure turned a phrase. "Taliban Todd" was pretty good, ya have to admit!!!
I"ve noticed that lots of republicans are intending to vote for the whole slate. So he'll get a respectable set of numbers.
But I expect lots of people will vote against Aikin because he's such an ass.
Freedom extorting bucks from idiots like Emanuel Cleaver doesn't maker them power brokers. It makes them extortionists, same as always, who will not deliver on any of their promises. But Terry Riley, Charles Hazley and the rest of the grifters will get their pockets lined and it will be the same ole same ole.
Hey Claire- See You Next Tuesday!! Google that phrase, you clever little democratic monkeys.
Calling McCaskill a cunt is an accomplishment. Her opponent believes a vagina has the ability to protect from rape, which would be evolution, a theory Akin denies. Hes a One Delta Ten Tango.
Claire McCuntskill
Say it ain't so Freedom Inc. spelled the ONLY black Presidents name wrong. Was it in a mailer
Akin rallies were pretty much unattended. The people who were there were from rural MO (mennonites and other religious sects), Kansas and suburban MO.
Nobody in KC supports Akin.
I do
I thought it was Methcuntskill.
10:28, I don't support Claire so I guess I support Akin, too.
Yes but neither one of you posers live in KC. You're both suburbanites.
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