I would rather not offend anyone's superstitions but it's important to note that Missouri plays a major role in the faith life of the man who could be our next President.
This clip has been making a great many waves on the Internets as of late:
Mitt Romney speaking about Mormon faith
To be fair, some might like the passion the Mitt Romney shows for his faith.
Also, with Jesus on our side Kansas City can look forward to eternal Mizzou wins over the Jayhawks, a final victory over Kansas in the economic border war as well and maybe people will stop making fun of Independence, Missouri mullets too.
We found this clip via Byron Crawford who had a much more harsh reaction . . .
But I'm willing to look on the bright side and believe a brand new set of empty promises about hope and change from another guy serving the same cup of soup.
Ok, go to that Byron Crawford blog and read his comment.
ReplyDelete"I don't think black people realize how close we are to being sold back into slavery. This could be our last good week."
What a fuckin moron, but here are the two comments right after...
"as if a population that is mostly obese & hypertensive could even last in the fields anymore"
:)
Then this--
"The fields? More like sitting in a long row with a headset on, receiving endless calls from complaining AT&T cell phone customers for $9 an hour. I can't find all the way back to 1865 purchasing power, but in 1913 that'd be about $0.39 an hour"
Byron has been quoted a couple of times by my hero Tony, I am bookmarking that bitch.
Funny stuff.
Mormons actually are supposed to believe that Jesus will return and appear in Missouri.
ReplyDeleteNo shit. I am not kidding you.
I hope he steers clear of Waldo, the traffic on Wornall is already fuckin crazy.
Oh yeah, they wear magic underware.
ReplyDeleteOnce again.
No shit.
Mormons are just white Jews.
ReplyDeleteHey, that actually sounds like a good thing. But it's not accurate.
ReplyDeleteMormons are white Hindus.
Jesus this is scary.
ReplyDelete9:59 Funniest comment of the day.
ReplyDeleteWhy are you all picking on Mormon's? They're no more batshit crazy than the Aikins and Hartzlers, and basically the entire modern Republican party. They're all a bunch of knuckle dragging, flat earther, snake shaking, speaking-in-tongues, troglydytes.
ReplyDeleteMormons are white Jews who disguise themselves as Hindus to throw everybody off track.
ReplyDeleteChuck--I think the actual visitation site is in eastern Jackson County, but I too hope it's not in Waldo since we have enough traffic problems already with all the runs that go through here.
ReplyDeleteI rather have a Mormom in the White House than a closeted Muslim.
ReplyDeleteAlso, God has already definitively weighed in on the side of Kansas and Jayhawkers.
ReplyDeleteSorry, slavers. You fucking lost. Enjoy the glory of the cracker college football conference and your increasingly bible-banging politics.
You beat South Dakota State, and you're on here saying God loves your team and dogging Missouri? Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ wont visit any place where folks think Obama, Cleaver and Claire are the Saviors. We could use a few miracles around here though.
ReplyDeleteAlways amusing to see all the tolernt Liberals engaging in religous bigorty and discrimination.
ReplyDeleteReligion is based on the human sense of insecurity enhanced by stupidity.
ReplyDeleteCrawford is a funny guy and he cuts his people zero slack. Most of his critique is tongue in cheek when it comes to white america. And Tony used Byron Crawfords writing style and blog platform as a template for his blog. Minus the actual humor and irony.
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason squirrls follow republicans around........
ReplyDeleteBUT OBAMA GOTS ME A FHONE!!!! HE GOTS ME A FREE FHONE, FOOD STAMPS, AND BIRF KONTROL AND HE GOTS ME A FHONE!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe current "Obama Phone" program was started under Bill Clinton, extended throughout the Bush years, and is paid for by telecommunications companies, not the government. And this program is a further extension of similar programs that go back into the early years of phone service. But don't let the facts get in your way, you knuckle dragging, willfully ignorant, racist fuck.
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