Wednesday, October 17, 2012

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SHOCK!!! GUESS WHICH JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR HAS A DAUGHTER FEATURED IN THESE CALIFORNIA ESCORT ADVERTS!!!



I had something serious planned for this morning but some info came my way that was too good to pass up. And because nobody else in town is going to break this story, I might as well.

Also, it involves a bit of sexiness and misbehaving (consenting) adults so it's totally my bag, baby.

To wit . . .

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE WEST COST ADVERTS FOR "ESCORT" SERVICES AND THEN REALIZE THE FAMILY CONNECTION TO A JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR!!!

LÂT¡Na MiX Open to anything mouthwatering hit me up ((iNcAll SPECAiLS. 80$)) 100% me :) - 21 - 21

LÂT¡Na MiX Open to anything mouthwatering hit me up ((iNcAll SPECAiLS. 80$)) 100% me :) - 21

Notice the local number?!?! Again, escorts aren't my bag but I totally need somebody to help me clean-up this dump and if they did it in a g-string . . . All the better.

Now . . .

YOU CAN PROBABLY ALREADY SEE THE FAMILY RESEMBLANCE BUT WE'VE ALSO MATCHED UP A REALLY BAD TATTOO AND FOUND A FEW FAMILY PHOTOS THAT MAKE THE POINT AND SHOULD PROVIDE ENOUGH PROOF FOR SOME FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS!!!

Here's the bad tattoo that puts it all together . . .



Actually, as far as tattoos go, it's not horrible but we UPDATED this post and clipped the image so that Kansas City Insiders and Jackson County denizens know that I'm not screwing around on this one . . .

Two things . . .

I'm kinda disappointed that a graduate of a Kansas City Public School couldn't find a better job than online escort work . . . Don't let them tell you that the lack of accreditation doesn't make a difference.

Secondly . . . It's sad to see that "girl power" is easier to promote in politics than teach to faraway daughters.

We might have more on this and we'll be sure to ask some more questions . . .

But let's remember that KANSAS CITY INQUIRING MINDS LEARNED ABOUT THIS JACKSON COUNTY "ESCORT" FAMILY CONNECTION . . . FIRST!!! Right here on TKC. Natch.

DEVELOPING . . . 

80 Comments:

Bobby B. said...

Don't be cruel!

Anonymous said...

I can't open the link here at work!!!

Anonymous said...

Damn.

Anonymous said...

Nice Tony! This is you at your best. Second to only the greatest words ever written, "Hey Tim Finn, how do Hearne's balls taste?"

Anonymous said...

Is she friends with Kyle?

Anonymous said...

She is a lot better looking than teresa!

Anonymous said...

That's not what Victor said.

demdreamweaver said...
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Anonymous said...

WOW! Just WOW! Great parent whoever it is. I would just crawl up and die if it was my daughter doing something like that.

Political career OVER!!! I can see the mail pieces now.

Anonymous said...

She's as skanky as her mother, but probably a lot more honest.

Anonymous said...

This is creepy of you, Tony. I don't like it when you're so cheap.

Anonymous said...

Damn Tony, you make Victor seem like a gentleman. I would stay hide in my basement for a couple years at least. Maybe by then the stink will go away.

chuck said...

Nice looking kid.

Probably oughta just get a job like everyone else before the drugs and "The Life" kill her before she actually dies.

News is news.

Anonymous said...

Theresa would probably be doing the same thing if she wasn't a legislator....oh, wait, she DOES do the same thing !

Anonymous said...

Does she bleach her asshole????

Anonymous said...

Shame on Theresa.

John L said...

That is not Theresa daughter dumb ass! Unless she had a major work over that is not her. So get your facts checked out before you post.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit John. It's her and u know it. Or u don't know it and you're just playing politics.

Anonymous said...

Theresa has not returned our phone calls.

Anonymous said...

Miraha must have gotten tired of working at Wal Mart.

Anonymous said...

Yip it's her. Does Mom even know what she's doing? Or even care? LOL

Anonymous said...

Girl has a very nice rack.

Anonymous said...

She's using one of her Facebook pics in these ads what a stupid ass.

Anonymous said...

OMFG what happened to my amazingly talented and beautiful daughter!!!!!!!

JV said...

I would like to sample the services in order to make the determination.

And since this is for verification purposes. Let's make it a free sample.

Anonymous said...

Politicians at all levels even here are prostitutes, so why not the daughter?

Anonymous said...

This will be a major test of Moms connections, influence, sway, and ability to black out and gag the local media no doubt about that.

Anonymous said...

Is this a gene thing or just bad parental upbringing?

Anonymous said...

Didn't learn much from the Louie Wright thing, didya?

Anonymous said...

"R-I-P to the girl you used to see, her days are over baby she's over. A stronger, more intelligent, and more motivated woman has taken her place. :-) "

October 13 near Oceanside, CA via mobile

Her last communication I guess she's serious and means "business".

Anonymous said...

2:36 Tony can't be sued for exposing the truth on this one.

Anonymous said...

What they gonna do say that guy exposed my girls prostitution activities and we want to sue for damages?

Anonymous said...

It could be some jilted admirer or ex boyfriend put this together to get even. But that's for her to explain. Regardless kids in this age bracket don't have a clue as to the consequences of "sharing" all your stuff out there on the web. They'll have to change their name to escape their cyber past in the majority of cases.

Anonymous said...

Girls not stupid. How she going to live in Southern Cal, pay the rent, drive a nice car, and pay for mandatory health insurance working as a clerk at a big box store?

Anonymous said...

Is she gonna be at the airplane protest?

Gerry G. said...

Sad but that's life in the "new normal" thanks a lot Obama!

Anonymous said...

Another Latina hooker in Cali. What's the story?

Anonymous said...

LOL.

Excellent point.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Legislator Ruiz should've been more focused on her daughter and less focused on politics.

Anonymous said...

This is the new normal for American girls as the U.S. continues it's race to the bottom so we can compete with third world workers. Go prostitution young lady replaces go plastics young man!

Anonymous said...

This is your daughters brain on the Internet. Any questions?

Anonymous said...

Fucking shame, just like all "leaders" in KC.

Rose Brooks Volunteer said...

Legislators with kids as escorts? This behavior starts at home.

Anonymous said...

She's just experiencing life and trying things out. Kids make mistakes give em a break! She's just earning extra money to go back to College to become a lawyer!

Anonymous said...

Whats this "Military Special" she's promoting. That sounds kinky.

Anonymous said...

Has Mom been notified yet or is she busy tweeting about the next official party she'll be attending?

Anonymous said...

Ruiz can not run away from this story; nor should the media.

Anonymous said...

Next story will be Ruiz getting her political donors to be daughter's corporate sponsors.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Ruiz is going to throw her daughter under the bus to cover and salvage her own butt-career?

Anonymous said...

I gave her everything money could buy.

Debbie said...

What a stupid tattoo. Young women don't have any sense nowadays.

Anonymous said...

Wonder which news outlet has the balls to break this story. Probably none because it night tarnish the squeaky clean manufactured image of local leadership.

Anonymous said...

That is not her folks!

Anonymous said...

Right so Tony just put this shit up as a prank?

Anonymous said...

Lighten up. Even if it's true it's great PR for the girl. She could get TV appearances and a book deal.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

Mr. Tony,
Oh dear, oh fucking dear! Get that girl home NOW! Who ever is this girl's parents --Take the next plane to California and drag her butt home, hang the expense.

Mr. Victor Callahan, perhaps you are done with County Crazy. Fine, but please support a viable candidate to replace Skippy.

Anonymous said...

Why all the hysteria. This is a normal and ethical path for today's attention starved twenty something consumer drones.

Anonymous said...

Everyone's too busy and distracted to notice the world is going completely nuts.

KC Dirty Dick said...

Anal or oral? Spit or swallow? Squat on top or on her back with legs around her ears? These are questions people want to know!

Anonymous said...

You people are cruel. For one you do not know the full story. Making accusations to things that you do not know and tarnishing this young woman! Leave her be. Ignorant people who only care about gossip and possible scandals. The only reason you are talking about her this way and making accusations is because her mother is an authority figure in the community. I bet if her mother was not prominent you people would give a damn.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't****

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure that is not her.

Anonymous said...

The word isn't "ADVERTS". It's "ADS". One "AD". Two "ADS". Always has been, since before you were born, Tony. Don't try to reinvent the language. You're just not that influential!

Anonymous said...

The Military Special means that she blows the hell out of you until you surrender

Anonymous said...

"her mother is an authority figure"

Bwahahahaha to who?

Anonymous said...

Well obviously no one gives a shit.

Lowrent John said...

Whoever this LÂT¡Na MiX is I like the cut of her jibs.

Anonymous said...

I am guessing this was not one of the pregnancies that ended in abortion during someone's military service that led to weight gain?

Anonymous said...

Did Genaro have anything to do with weakening the KC whore rules?

http://www.tonyskansascity.com/2012/10/tkc-exclusive-and-breaking-news-kansas_16.html

Zamboner said...

She seems like a fine young woman to me!

Let's get a sample.

It is my duty, to please that booty. She looks like she's fun and is into a good time. Be safe, but GO FOR IT!

Anonymous said...

Leave this woman alone. Really. This is a cheap shot against Theresa- do you really think she has control over what her grown daughter does? Shit, look at Bill Clinton's brother and Ronald Reagan's ballet dancing son.

Stinky Britches said...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/advert

advert 2 (ˈædvɜːt)

— n
informal ( Brit ) short for advertisement

Let's get a little class in KCMO please!

Sniff my bangers and mash.

Anonymous said...

STFU!

Anonymous said...

It is not her in those pics Tony

Anonymous said...

interesting the San Diego ad was taken down.

Anonymous said...

She has been doing some porn flicks out there too.

Anonymous said...

Grandma Sharon is going to be really pissed.

thin margin said...

This young woman is not a public figure. Perhaps she is screwy, but her family members are the ones to step in and help her out of a tawdry situation.
Is she the daughter of an elected official? Who cares? Bottom line, she needs help.

Thin Margin is a Proven Idiot said...

"This young woman is not a public figure."

Shit for brains, there is no legal expectation of privacy for criminal enterprise, and prostitution is illegal in California every bit as much as it is illegal in Missouri. In addition, using a cell phone to facilitate a criminal enterprise is a felony. So Thin Margin, before you type something stupid like you usually do remember these four letters: STFU!

Anonymous said...

Thin Margin KO....please don't take this the wrong way....please go get your self a big steamin cup of Shut the Fuck Up