Friday, October 12, 2012

The Daily Show Takes Apart Rep. Todd Akin In "Magnificent Bastards" Segment


And here's how the rest of the nation sees the once influential Show-Me State:

"Jon Stewart: Akin could still win this thing. But even if he does, it would say a lot less about how Jesus-y he is and a lot more about how f*cked-up Missouri is."

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

and how truly awful Senator McCaskill is...any normal human being would take aa hint but I predict Claire will be worse than ever when it comes to abusing her power for personal financial gain and for supporting legislation that kills US and Missouri jobs. In a tight race with a guy that states women can't get pregnant when raped...I think that means you did not do your job well.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Todd thinks Planned Parenthood is giving away abortions to everyone--even women who are not pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Pffffft women aren't the only group not being protected. Hell, try being a citizen.

Anonymous said...

STILL not voting for Claire

Anonymous said...

ME EITHER

elBryan said...

Seriously, if Todd Akin wins, it says a lot about unpopular Obamacare is.

I'm telling you, if he wins, he will be the poster child for FULL REPEAL.

I'm not as confident as I once was that he can win, though.

Anonymous said...

Umm no, it says a lot how fucking stupid people are, and how willfully ignorant Republicans in particular are. Taliban Todd is their poster boy, in that alternate, fact-free reality they live in. Ask any of these dumb shits which particular part of Obamacare that they don't like, and they'll just slobber on themselves and mutter something about socialism and Kenyan Muslims.

Anonymous said...

3:38 pm...watch this slobber. Obamacare will crush seniors as 780billions dollars will be sucked out of our medicare and cripple our services.

Obamacare has hidden taxes in it..like a sales tax on all houses sold after 2013.

And more and more. Oh idiot..Hussein Obama was factually raised by a Muslim step -father.
and for a fact his birth father is a Kenyan muslim anti colonialist (code for anti white).

Now you need to get get a big cup of STFU

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, thanks for proving my point retard. The $780 doesn't touch benefits, but comes from cutting overpayment to providers and other waste. Just like it is laid out in the Paul Ryan fantasy budget plan, Einstein. But I'm sure you didn't know that.
And you're a Birther, too, how cute. Enjoy your big cup of Stupid Motherfucker.

Anonymous said...

4:40 pm you are blabbering and slobbering again.

Ranting is not arguement and facts..

Ryan got da facts and figures. Biden got saggin turkey neck and dummass grin. All he got.

Now go back to your room and relates to yourself some more. You need a big serving of WTFU.

Anonymous said...

oh forgot you a bit illiterate...wake tfu

Anonymous said...

"oh forgot you a bit illiterate...wake tfu"
Ha, ha, ha, you knuckle dragging ignoramus. You're probably one of those stupid shits that yell about English only, yet can't even speak the fucking language. You're going to talk about facts? Really? You don't fucking know ANY, except the make believe shit you and Taliban Todd believe. Crawl back in your hole.

Anonymous said...

Here are my facts, where the fuck are yours?
Young adults can now stay on their parent’s health plan up to age 26
Some small businesses with fewer than 25 employees can get help paying for the cost of providing health insurance
Insurance companies can’t deny health coverage to kids with pre-existing conditions
Adults who have been uninsured for at least 6 months and have been denied coverage because of a pre-existing condition may now get coverage
Insurance companies can’t place dollar limits on the health care they cover in your lifetime
Those in the Medicare Part D “doughnut hole” get a 50 percent discount on name-brand prescription drugs and a 7 percent discount on generic prescription drugs
Those in Medicare can get preventive services and screenings, such as mammograms and colonoscopies, at no cost to them
New health plans must offer preventive and screening services, such as mammograms and colonoscopies, at no cost to the patient
Insurance companies must spend 80 percent of your premium dollars on your care
Insurance companies won’t be able to deny coverage to anyone with a pre-existing condition
Health insurance will cover essential health benefits and coverage will be guaranteed for nearly all Americans
Most Americans will be required to purchase health insurance if they don’t already have it – and depending on your income, they may get help paying for it
Insurance companies won’t be able to place dollar limits on the care they cover in a single year
Americans without health insurance will be able to buy it through state-based marketplaces called exchanges
More Americans will have access to health coverage through Medicaid
Patients with Medicare will have access to better coordinated care

Anonymous said...

Polly wanna cracker? You sure spout the Hussient line. What a waste of flesh and graymatter.

NOW SIT DOWN KEEP YOUR FEET OFF THE FURNITURE AND TRULY...TRULY SHUT TFU

Anonymous said...

hmmmm I am beginning to think you are a leetle girlie....

You sure can rattle off the ultra progessive Neo Panther line of logic.

You are handicapped you can not look at the logic of failure of this Obamacare that reduces the level of coverage for all and has hidding taxes in the bill.

Now look in the mirror and repeat after me Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the stupidest liberal of them all.

Don't get mad when the mirror tells you the truth.

Again STFU


Anonymous said...

Sorry, I realize facts make stupid motherfuckers like you angry. You have absolutely no clue what is in the law, not one. Nor will you ever, as you are willfully ignorant, and that is rarely a curable disease. Now go watch some Fox news and slobber on yourself.

Anonymous said...

Wow! Obviously NONE of the posters here have ever had to look for or pay for their own health insurance. (Mine, by the way costs me $4400 a year AND has a $5K deductible.) 4:36 has at least done some research and come up with a good case for Obamacare.

Remember one of the things Obama promised in 2008 was health care. And he won that election without the help of fraud in either Florida or Ohio as I recall.

Anonymous said...

5:46 pm the jackoffs that passed obamacare do not know whats in the law.

Seriously dude you need some help.

daniel said...

^ ha ha. much respect to morons who counter "you don't know what you're talking about" with "but other people don't either, therefore i'm qualified" i love how politics allows me to hear what stupid people REALLY think

Anonymous said...

Ummm, 8:28, please see my previous comment at 4:36. I brought facts. Where the fuck are yours?