Quick bit of "journalism" (advertorial) feedback before the next issue . . .
MOST OF KANSAS CITY'S MEDIA ELITE ABSOLUTELY HATED THE INK BAR GUIDE!!!
The promo edition has some absolutely horrible reviews . . . Here's just a bit of what people said . . .
"One more reason I despise INK magazine is their biannual bar guide. It was last week's issue and on the cover they said it is a "64 page guide to 561 bars." Who cares? If you're that much of a loser that you have to read a newspaper to find your favorite bar you might as well stay home and drink a 12-pack . . . What an absolute embarrassment to Kansas City."
"It wasn't so much of a 'bar guide' as it was just a listing of every bar in Kansas City without as much as a rating . . . What a transparent attempt to shill for advertisers."
"Riddle me this . . . Why are there only old people pictured in the bars? They're not really selling these places very well. I guess INK is KC's new bar shopper guide."
Still . . . For the most part people simply continued to ignore the Star's gimme party mag while most people looked for bar reviews online and among friends.
Photo babe: Jessica Burciaga
I mainly drink between the Quick Trip and my driveway. My kind of a bar is where a guy can get his ass kicked for ordering an appletini.
ReplyDeleteThey should change the name to STINK.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the kind of bar where a girl gets her ass kicked for ordering an appeltini.
ReplyDeleteI prefer a bar where I can find a girl who kicks ass. My impression of the bars in the barguide: Yuppie heaven.
ReplyDeleteMissie B's, for girls who kick ass and lick ass.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!!!!! I just LOVE having my asshole licked!
ReplyDeleteINK is an embarrassment, and waste of paper.
ReplyDeleteStart your own fucking paper whiners. Who cares. Don't read it if you don't like it.
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