Friday, October 05, 2012

Jordan Carver & The TKC Early Link Look!!!



Jordan Carver and catching up with some of the most important Kansas City morning links . . .

- Local blaze aftermath: Firefighter injured in Northland house fire

- Show-Me a lucky bastard: Kingsville man wins $1 million in Powerball

- Fox4's Matt Stewart And Post Debate Depression

- Suburban development: Park Place plans $36M residential project

- Show-Me post-conviction sympathy: Inmate pleads his case again in 1990 Chillicothe killing

- Sunflower State Complaint: Kansas labor secretary filed discrimination case

- Another local run-in: Seeking a hit-and-run suspect in KC

- A lesson in the death of privacy: Random Drug Testing to Begin at West Platte Schools

- This headlines sounds a lot more ominous that cowtown happy reporting: Kansas City hospital plans to sequence all sick newborns, paper says

- Global Climate Change Evidence Again: October snow storm in the Midwest

- KC Area Foodie win: Happy Rock's KC Smokehouse Bar-B-Que Expands To Tulsa

- Already defeated: Worst acronym in Kansas City? DNP, as in did not practice, as Chiefs injury woes keep mounting

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

God your getting so predictable and boring Tony. I mean it's 2012 guy and your still blogging like it's 1996.

xalti said...

And yet you're still here sniffing his farts.

Anonymous said...

bewbs!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Tonabbie,

God Tony don't you ever get tired of silicone. How bout some regular non augmented titties.

Gettin all excited about a couple globes of artificial filler is like getting your juices going staring at a couple of Soccer balls, Mellons, Pumpkins or Bowling Balls.

Enough already. Find real titties, even small ones.

Signed
Tired of Tony's Fake Tit Fotos

Anonymous said...

Oh, and find that little neegro kid that sucker punched the bus driver.

We need to know this promising young mans name. He will have a future in the Urban Core list of miscreants and lowlifes.

Less some liberals cannonize him cause he mommy cried he was treated badly as a chile and really was innocent.

It just doesn't get any better in KC does it?

Harvey Wireman said...

Still, though... cofuld you imagine the first time you get that broad home with you and she unfurls those things !

You'd never forget that moment in all your days, I'll tell you that much.

Anonymous said...

Snow in October in the northwest (not all that unusual, really)=proof of climate change.

Unusually (but not unheard of) warm summer=proof of global warming.

Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Rubber titted hides