CELEBRATE THE TKC 52ND ANNUAL & AWESOME KANSAS CITY COSTUME PARTY!!!
Everything is in place for the most celebrated Kansas City Halloween Party . . .
TONIGHT KANSAS CITY WILL CELEBRATE @ THE ANNUAL TKC KANSAS CITY COSTUME PARTY!!!
Here's a preview of our guests and their costumes . . .
Mayor Sly will join the TKC party dressed as a kid playing with a toy train . . .
He's accustomed to the role and basically, putting Kansas City on track to wasting more than $100 million for a 2.1 mi scheme is his biggest accomplishment so far.
Crystal Williams might join us disguised as a Jackson County Legislator . . .
She's really more of an activist. So, pretending to do her job might be a nice bit of fantasy.
The City Council will join us wearing their bowling uniforms . . .
Really, they haven't been good for anything other than getting bowled over by Mayor Sly's development agenda.
Kansas City Corporate Special Interests and developers will suit up as "The Dark Side" from The Star Wars Movies . . .
It seems appropriate and they might as well look stylish while getting their way at City Hall every time.
Kansas City Voters should show up dressed as zombies . . .
Democracy is basically dead in Kansas City and zombie voters who keep passing tax increases and electing the same old people should at least have a sense of humor about it.
Gary Lezak is Kansas City's strongman.
The circus strongman look is going to be a nice touch for Kansas City weather newsie Gary Lezak but I suspect he just wants to show off his muscles no matter what he is or isn't wearing.
Kansas City Mayoral Chief Of Staff John McGurk will be dressed as a African Chieftain.
He seems so happy in this costume, we don't want to ruin his good time by leaving it at the Mayor's office after he gets off work.
TKC thinks just about all blonde white women are angelic.
White lady angels are always welcomed at any TKC gathering.
Kansas City Star workers will join the TKC costume party dressed as hobos from The Great Depression.
The paywall will make the soup line look nice when it comes to journalism jobs in Kansas City. It's not a happy thought but that never stopped a TKC party.
And of course . . . Your fearless blog leader will play the sad clown for this party.
Still . . . This should be a good time and we advise all party goers on this Kansas City Halloween to stay safe while having a good time.
Our soundtrack . . .
Monster Mash for old time's sake
Hopefully, more later . . .