TKC TOP FIVE: DNC REVIEW PART DEUX & SHOCKING CLINTON BOW TO PREZ OBAMA!!!
Last night the nation watched the most EPIC "Kneel Before Zod" moment in recent pop culture history.
LIKE IT OR NOT . . . A BOW TO PREZ OBAMA BY FORMER PREZ CLINTON MADE EVERY POWERFUL WHITE DUDE IN THE NATION SQUIRM UNCOMFORTABLY FOR JUST A MOMENT . . . AND TKC COULDN'T STOP GIGGLING!!!
To wit . . . Check last night's DNC review in quick and dirty TKC Top Five format.
1. THE PRESIDENTIAL CLINTON BOW TO OBAMA MAKES ALL OF THE SILLY ELECTION DEBATING WORTHWHILE!!!
Seriously, the nation hasn't seen anything so goofy since the Bush years.
Anyhoo . . . "The Bow" was hilarious on so many levels except for one that makes me excited to vote.
2. Rep. Cleaver's Kansas City Win
We already noted this one but the fiery speech was an important moment for this mostly irrelevant cowtown.
3. Sombrero lady @ The DNC
Mom? Is that why we're out of snack cakes?
I noticed it has been quiet around here . . . Developing . . .
4. The Democratic Party Has A Better Soundtrack
I heard disco, a few current tunes and even a classic rock track . . . There was a barbershop quartet and other embarrassing crooning @ The GOP event by contrast.
5. HILLARY CLINTON IS GETTING EMBARRASSED ON AN ASIAN ROAD TRIP AND NOWHERE TO BE SEEN AT THE CONVENTION!!!
During the 90s a few D.C. friends told me things were always more exciting when Hillary leaves town . . . Apparently this is still correct.
To wit . . . Tonight is the big night as we prepare to endure the next speech from a politico asking for a vote as THE GLOBAL ECONOMY LOOKS FORWARD TO YET ANOTHER SEASON OF BAD RETURNS IN THE ONGOING GREAT RECESSION!!!
Developing . . .