Wednesday, September 05, 2012

TKC TOP FIVE: DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION WITNESSED FROM A BASEMENT IN KANSAS CITY, MO!!!



Very much like the recent GOP celebration . . . I can't help thinking that the Democrat National Convention might as well be taking place on Mars for as much impact as it'll have on my day to day life.

Nevertheless . . . From watching the thing on TV like most local media pundits and "journalists" in Kansas City . . . Here's what I learned.

1. CELEBRATE!!! DEMOCRAT TOKENS ARE STILL MUCH MORE CONVINCING THAN THEIR REPUBLICAN COUNTERPARTS!!!

Democrat stories are still better. Julian Castro's story of family perseverance trumps Marco Rubio's speech that focused much more on espousing laughable Ayn Rand ideology with a salsa twist.

2. Like it or not and despite my personal preferences . . . Fist Lady Michelle Obama and her awful dress are more interesting than a generic blonde housewife.

3. The Democratic gathering looks a lot less angry and more like a party than the religious revival vibe from the GOP convention.

This is important . . . Angry and/or fanatical isn't a good look.

4. Let's face it . . . Fat kids are at fault for all of this nation's problems.

Or at least fat kids are easier to hate than the fact that the Democratic Party claims about job growth under Prez Obama don't have much basis in reality and are really nothing more than carefully worded spin.

5. FINALLY . . . MICHELLE OBAMA IS THE NEW OPRAH AND YOUR WIFE IS LYING ABOUT HOW SHE'S GOING TO VOTE!!!

Just watching the first night . . . Once again the Democrats have championed diversity and by contrast the GOP convention now seems like nothing more than a celebration of white dudes and their assorted tokens.

To wit . . .

WELCOME TO A NEW AMERICAN POLITICAL REALITY: WHITE DUDES ALONE CANNOT DECIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE!!!

This is a real change from the politics that has defined the American Experience so far and the pushback against this fact of life only makes it seem more apparent.

Top Five DNC First Night Links. . .

New York Times: Michelle Obama Tops Opening Night for Democrats

Los Angeles Times: Julian Castro takes spotlight at Democratic convention

Washington Post: Fact checking the opening night of the Democratic convention

Wall Street Journal: Democrats Push to Rebut GOP - Michelle Obama Energizes Convention as Party Courts Women, Hispanic Voters

Reuters: Democrats defend Obama economic record at convention

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Mitt Romney is not a Christian?

Anonymous said...

All easy for you to say Tony....the Dems are fast at work to lower the aspirational ceiling of the country but oh.....I forgot....you live in the basement by choice so your ceiling is the reverse side of the first floor.

You're perfectly suited for the Democratic agenda.

Anonymous said...

DNC= NASTY!

Dv3 said...

Don't be so cynical TKC, you might get a check if the Democrats win.

Anonymous said...

Republicans sign the front of the check. Democrats sign the back.

Anonymous said...

We will never have full employment, until Kyle James is too old to be counted in the potential workforce.

Anonymous said...

keep sucking that nigger dick you nonamerican traitor!

Anonymous said...

If that's your best reasoning for the National election, and that's the same effort you put into for local KCMO and legislative politics, then you're reasoning is just SHIT!

So I'm led to think you have no credibility at all as a thoughtful blogger with informed opinion.

Moreover, I don't think national politics is in your repertory. Stick to your inside city hall expertise. Leave the national stuff to those of us who follow it closely.



xalti said...

"Is in your repertory"

We thought you were smart until you started using big words.

Fucking dimwit. Go sniff Romney's Mormon underpants.

Anonymous said...

TKC repertory?

I don't want to go there.

Anonymous said...

"WELCOME TO A NEW AMERICAN POLITICAL REALITY: WHITE DUDES ALONE CANNOT DECIDE THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE!!!"

What kind of racist bullshit is that? White dudes alone haven't been able to decide the outcome of a presidential election in decades. Look at 2008 where it took folks from all races elect another incompetent Jackass.

Anonymous said...

Agreed. That is racist bullshit.

We need to unite and not divide each other.

The conventions from both parties are about bringing people together.

Anonymous said...

...because the parties no longer represent anyone except those inside the beltway.

Anonymous said...

that's something that most of us agree on.

Superdave said...

Lets all go get some Patron and think about this for a while.


Tony! man dude you need to stop with the Mickry D shit. That crap will kill you faster than walking the east side after dark.

Anonymous said...

Michelle Obama's speech made her sound like a blathering Stepford Wife. I'm sick of hearing how Barry works "tirelessly" on the problems of our country when he takes more vacations, plays more golf, and campaigns more using Air Force One than any other president.