TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! PLAY THE TKC POLITICO SCAVENGER HUNT @ THE LADY TORCH DINNER LAST NIGHT!!!
Most may not realize that TKC has feelings too. When you cut me, I bleed and this morning I'm crying into my bowl of Lucky Charms because I wasn't comped tickets to the Greater Kansas City Women's Political Caucus Torch Dinner last night.
So . . . As a bit of hilarious retaliation and because I think the people of Kansas City should know their political ruling class . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS COLLAGE FEATURING KANSAS CITY POLITICAL PLAYERS FROM LAST NIGHT'S LADY TORCH DINNER AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MATCH UP SOME NAMES WITH FACES!!!
Here's how we'll play . . .
I'll provide the description and see if you can find a matching Kansas City political character for purposes of parody, satire and Democracy - I'm not sure which one.
Winner gets 500 TKC Double Bonus Points that are redeemable only in the offices of Kansas City Political Consultants WITHOUT marriage, substance abuse, legal, health or financial problems i.e. NOWHERE.
Can you find?
Former Northland Council Dude Not Afraid To Flex On The GOP?
Downtown Political Lady Who Broke The Heart Of Young Lesbian
Young Latino Power Player
Ward Parkway Corridor Reason To Vote Republican
Young Biz Lady And Jackson County Lady With No Friends
Man About Town And The Old School Jackson County Boss Lady Who Beat A Fed Rap
Stripper, Comedienne And Feminist. Seriously.
The Only Fire Dude Unafraid To Say Hi To TKC In Public.
The Nicest And Worst Council Lady In Kansas City
The Missouri Democrat With The Biggest Fundraising Win
Find them all . . . Come up with better jokes than TKC.
And somebody wake-up 1978 and tell it to pick up a leftover heterosexual-man-hating ideology still at play in Kansas City politics.
Developing . . .