Monday, September 17, 2012

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! BRAZEN THEFT IN DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY J.E. DUNN SECURED PARKING LOT!!!



Here's news for tonight that's every bit as important as Lucy Pinder cleavage . . .

JUST THIS AFTERNOON THERE WAS A CAR STOLEN FROM THE "SECURED" PARKING LOT SHARED BY CITY HALL AND J.E. DUNN!!!

There's a lot we can interpret from this but more than anything we want our KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS and even corporate construction drones to STAY SAFE when making their way to vehicles after working hard hours.

Apparently, there's not a lot of luck with the so-called Downtown Renaissance in the "East Village" on the wrong side of Downtown. Instead, high-tech security once again proves in effective at keeping crime down in a new Kansas City eco-devo project built with the best of intentions.

DEVELOPING . . .

28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Nothing is safe in KC.

Lucy Pinder said...

Hey Guys! Am I beautiful or what?

Anonymous said...

Shut up bitch and bring me a beer.

Anonymous said...

Kick ass boobs baby!

Theresa said...

Yeah git out a here bitch! This is my turf!

Booty Bottom Communications said...

Keep it clean and above the belt!

Anonymous said...

It's official. Tony has a stalker.

Anonymous said...

Man this is Tony's biggest day yet. Look at the volume!!!!

Anonymous said...

Simply Tremendous. Epic!

Anonymous said...

This story is lame...in other news, three people were shot in kc today

Anonymous said...

Fascinating!

Anonymous said...

Does the garage have security cameras? Is it staffed by kcmo security? ANY security?

Anonymous said...

Hello Security? Anyone there? Hello?

Anonymous said...

Let me just offer the opinion of a gentlemen of distinction such as myself. This was likely the operation of intelligent crooks, well educated, and not the typical local teenager attempting to learn the craft and become good at what he does through repetition and practice.

Anonymous said...

Irish Lightning? The insurance payout can be good.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it this is just Google testing one of it's driver less cars.

Anonymous said...

You can't use Developing . . . That's Drudges intellectual property. Cease and Desist! Developing . . . . .

Anonymous said...

Nice Sneakers Honey. I love the look of sneakers on a lady.

Anonymous said...

No doubt security in the many enclosed garages leave much to be desired. Perhaps city hall could bring in some experts to examine the situation and make parking better and safer for all Kansas City residents wishing to enjoy our marvelous new downtown.

Anonymous said...

Hee hee. Right and who the hell do you think you are buddy? You must live downtown with the other hoity-toity's.

Anonymous said...

Probably some white guys stole it.

Anonymous said...

Just a matter of time till the DC-3 is stolen knowing the way things go in this backasswords city.

Mega Comments Inc said...

Okay who we send the bill to Tony?

Anonymous said...

Westside to take on Roasterie

Mex Dc-3

Anonymous said...

niggers steal EVERYTHING!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh noes. Lame commenters don't discuss the real story. This is the end of the East Village. Look for Dunn to find an excuse to get out.

Anonymous said...

11:29, oh my god. You're right! One things gets stolen and the whole world is screwed!

Anonymous said...

Not to worry. The Chamber Big 5 plan is pushing for a taxpayer-funded grocery store at 27th and Troost and Google fiber 100X internet is coming to the east side.
That will solve everything.
Now what's next? Oh, yes, the streetcar, downtown hotel, and taking over the KCPD.
The folks at 12th and Oak are really on top of their game!