Friday, September 14, 2012

THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Candice Swanepoel workout hotness concludes the day . . . Check out her turn in Victoria's Secret workout gear.

And here are Kansas City's strongest power players this week . . .

POLITICOS

1. Mayor Sly James - He wasn't even in town most of the week but his street plan has earned him even more good will.

2. MO State Sen. Jolie Justus - Your next Kansas City Council Lady.

3. MO State Sen. Victor Callahan - Everybody is wondering about his next move.

4. KCK Mayor Joe Reardon - The first Mayor is the nation to hook up with Google Fiber.

5. Jackson County Legislator Theresa Garza Ruiz - Getting geared up to go back into campaign mode.

NEWSIES



John Landsberg - It's his birthday and this influential Kansas City media power broker has amassed a great many connections at only 21 years-old.

Maria Antonia - She's leaving the local media scene after a groundbreaking and strong career.

Ivan Foley - The man behind Kansas City's strongest Northland media outlet.

Kris Ketz - Your Twitter friend and mine.

Travis Wright - The social media dude who embarrassed the Chiefs this week.

EVENTS



Dave Stephens In Kansas City Tonight - We broke news of this important weekend event earlier and it goes down tonight.

Evening Coffee - Caffeine still powers the Internets

Waldo Crawldo - The drinking fest where we celebrate the last enclave in Kansas City.

Ren Fest - Drive out into the middle of nowhere to celebrate bad accents and sword fighting.

Blanco y Negro - Kansas City's Westside elite celebrate tonight.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Basement dwelling is not on the list?

Chris Heegen said...

I can't wait for Theresa to gear up to go back into campaign mode

Candice Swanepoel said...

Silicon Boobies for you

TKC Garbage In-Out Dept said...

Power Player Cleanup

Smoke Dept said...

We blow smoke for you

Anonymous said...

A real intellectual giant.

It ain't 1995 no mo said...

Internets are now closed for the weekend.

Anonymous said...

In Kansas City, it's sad to say that's pretty much the case. Weekend is always such a columnist day off.

Fuck'em. I am moving to Twitter.

Anonymous said...

How bout some vintage Milf pics. Like say Susan Sarandon who doesn't need the fake plastic silicon implants.

xalti said...

Have you seen old Sue's daughter?

The 2.0 version is definitely better and like showing off cleavage too.

UFO Sighting said...

We mean no harm, we've only come to steal your best and finest women.

Anonymous said...

Wtf?

Anonymous said...

John is a good man. Learn a few things TKC.

Happy Birthday.

Anonymous said...

wow, is it your Birthday Tony?