THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! JUSTIFIABLE REASONS TO AVOID MAKING A CONTRIBUTION IN KANSAS CITY!!!
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TONIGHT'S PLAYLIST IS DEDICATED TO EXCUSES WE CAN ALL USE TO AVOID CONTRIBUTING TO SOME RATHER POPULAR KANSAS CITY CAUSES!!!
1. NO CASH FOR KANSAS CITY'S CATHOLIC SEX SCANDAL!!!
Here's a fun fact . . . It wouldn't matter if the Kansas City Catholic Hierarchy was e-mail forwarding their favorite molestation scandal moments . . . In the end, only the Pope can replace Bishop Finn.
To wit . . . Kansas City parishioners can cry and beg and plead all they want but it won't matter.
A reasonable TKC question: Why pay for this kind of abuse?
It's not like the five bucks the average parishioner throws in the collection plate really matters anyhoo . . . Keep it or go buy a drink for a hobo in order to keep that sense of Kansas City (self) righteous indignation intact.
2. DON'T GIVE TO A KANSAS CITY TOY TRAIN STREETCAR SCHEME THAT WILL EVENTUALLY LOOT THE GENERAL FUND AND WRECK THIS TOWN'S BOND RATING!!!
Stop snickering, there's actually a fund where people can contribute to the Downtown Toy Train . . . They call it "crowd sourcing" and so far very few people have even bothered to shell out any cash to this lame talking point. Sooner or later and when all the politicos have moved on and all of the executives for local engineering firms have put their kids through college - Kansas City will be stuck with an expensive old and busted scheme that was only about funneling money to this town's elite without really making sure that City Hall lived up to its promises. So, keep the cash . . . You'll need it for your water bill.
3. AVOID THE KANSAS CITY E-TAX AT ALL COSTS!!!
Don't get it twisted, I don't feel sorry for suburbanite interlopers and their middle-class sense of entitlement. I'm just reminding people that there are plenty places in this wide world of sports to live and work without subsidizing a local government that has consistently mismanaged, lied and bungled just about everything.
So . . . Stingy Kansas City residents have even more reasons to hold on their wallet other than basic greed which is the motivation for most decisions around this town.
And all this has inspired tonight's playlist.
As always, thank you for reading and have a safe and fun weekend.